Bin men

Posted on May 25, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

If I have to tell the fucking bin men to stop deliberately putting the emptied bins up against my car (so they blow on to it, like the other day, for the third week in a row) I’m going to follow the cunts home and execute them in front of there families before dismembering them and throwing them in numerous bins.

You empty bins because you are thickoid no hoper cunts, with no other options for employment in society. Its your station, so get used to it. At least people will always need bins emptying, I have 22 years experience in my engineering field and I’m currently unemployed…

Its that parasitic socialist sense of entitlement that they all display, ‘I work for a living too therefore I also demand a new car and you should pay for it too’ not realising of course the amount of effort one has to put into education and the said job to attain such levels of independence. This rebuttal is usually met with with ‘you think you are better than us’ comments from the knuckle draggers in question.

Cunts.

Nominated by: The Captain

David Evans, ‘The Edge’

Posted on May 25, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Bono has been cunted before, but how about his hat wearing guitarist David Evans aka ‘The Edge’? A couple of days ago, the cunt fell of the stage in Vancouver during the opening night of U2’s latest tour.

Worth cunting for that, surely, regardless of his music and hat?

Nominated by: Fred West

Anyone who calls themselves ‘The Edge’ has to be a cunt – along with Sting, Bono and Slash although – to be fair – Slash is slang for piss.

What the fuck was the cunt thinking when he fell of that stage? And why the hell didn’t he break something? A leg or a guitar, I don’t mind which although having heard him play, I think I’d prefer the guitar…

Pretentious cunt. Should fit right in with the Bonio cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Sister Helen Prejean

Posted on May 24, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

That Anti-Death Nun Sister Helen Prejean who testified on the behalf of the boston bomber is a real cunt protecting a serial killer bomber. He injured 264 people killed 3 spectators from bombing on April 15 , 2 of them were children by the way, and he killed his own brother ha ha ha what a cunt and a police officer as well.

This roman catholic nun hates abortion and condoms but loves pedophile priests and serial killers how charming I bet she fiddles young boys too. (Roman Catholism Not even Once# )

Trial : We the “Is a cunt” jury convict Sister Helen Prejean of being a ugly slag cunt of the highest order being soft on hard criminals and lightening their sentence so they can enjoy life.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Eurovision Song Contest

Posted on May 24, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Eurovision should be cunted… I should have a put a bet on the one legged bearded lesbian to win it though… Bucks Fizz were cunts, but Jay Aston looked as naughty as fuck… Bardot, from a year later in 1982, were even bigger cunts… And that hippy chick from 1983… A German singing ‘A Little Peace?’ Was she taking the piss?

Three thoughts on Eurovision:
1. That pile of crap almost makes me long for World War III…
2. A shame Russia didn’t win… Imagine Putin’s face when all those gays turned up…
3. If Nigella had got her tits out, the UK would have walked it…

And David De Gea’s bird is in this year’s Eurovision… No wonder he might fuck back off to Espana if he’s giving that one…

Nominated by: Norman

If they’d used my Eurovision song, they’d have pissed it!

Nominated by: Chas C

The usual crap offering from the UK, followed by the sycophantic voting for your neighbours, followed by the ritual humiliation of GB (because nobody in Europe likes us).

All presented by that sausage bandit Graham Norton..

Nominated by: Lez

Banks

Posted on May 24, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’d like to cunt banks, which I accept isn’t entirely novel but in this instance its against the backdrop of all the cunting that goes on with respect pay day loan companies.

You see when you do the maths,the interest you pay on a payday loan over a 4 week term is actually much less than the ‘fee’ the fucking bank would hit you with if you went overdrawn by the same amount over the same period. So in fact, Banks are much fucking worse than pay day loan companies and yet people say Jack shit about their extortionate rates.

Funking cunts.

Nominated by: The Great North Cunt