This piss poor excuse of a public department, let a gang of Bulgarians fleece the taxpayers for at least £54 million…

Soft touch Britain strikes again.

But get this, the incompetent cunts were only alerted to this fraud by a Bulgarian Inspector Vassil Panayotov, who noticed the town was flush with money.

He notified the British authorities, who I imagine started covering their incompetence..

Once again lessons will not be learned.
Every DWP worker involved should be sacked and pursued through the courts for the shortfall.
I know its never gonna happen..

Plus can we promote Inspector Vassil Panayotov to run the MET police, as that sock puppet Rowley is out of his depth…

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

The loons at The Met Office claim Spring 2024 was the hottest on record with a mean temp of 9.37c.

9.37c is cold. This spring was wet and cold, are they fecking mad?What kind of number wang is this?!

And drum roll…they blame climate change.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : Cuntologist

Yeah me neither..
Well she is a little nuts…

This ex BBC weather presenter ” there’s a surprise” was asked to leave a flight with her family. After boarding the flight she announces to the crew that her daughter has a nut allergy and can they put a announcement out..

Crew explain that’s not possible, she then decides to approach other passengers to explain the situation..

Captain is informed and they are asked to leave..

Now this is were the stories differ..
She says the Captain was screaming from the cockpit.

But it seems husband started banging on the cockpit door..

At the end of the day the airline is responsible for anything that happens to the passengers, so we’re in their rights to ask them to leave..

Obviously being a big celeb patsy palmer doesn’t feel it’s necessary to inform the airline about the situation..

When you get to Turkey, might I suggest you try a big slice of Baklava, you rude entitled cunt…

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

“America’s first Muslim-dominated City.”

Pro-Hamas parades, animal sacrifice, women and girls expected to wear burqas, Arabic signage, music effectively prohibited, calls to prayer blasting over loudspeakers from every quarter… LGBT flags banned (causing the local libtards to explode with outrage, so not all bad. Though Republicans have apparently supported the Muslim council in their supposedly “anti-woke” crusade, doh…

Once a mighty American industrial centre, now virtually unrecognisable.

Naturally the local Demoncunts set the ball rolling, passing laws in the early noughties allowing for the “public call to prayer” to accommodate local Islamists.

Oh the irony! Pure schadenfreude!

Coming soon to a town near you.

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Nominated by Shit-cake Baker.

Not just a mega-cunt, but a pathetic joke into the bargain.

The 93 year old “grandpa out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre lookalike” has married a 67 year old Russian gold digger.

What’s his game?

Egomania?

No chance of getting it up without a skip full of viagra.

Be dead next week, if not already.

Guess he goes by the Oscar Wilde maxim:

“There’s only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”

Or in Rupert’s case: “there’s no fool like an old fool.”

What a silly bunt.

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Nominated by Mingejuice Bottler.