”Children living in ‘Dickensian’ poverty, commissioner warns”
What commissioner? The Children’s Commissioner. And what does this person do apart from spread horseshit? Fuckall I wager.
This was based on 128 kids across the country. Not randomly selected, no, otherwise it would be about smart phone excesses and obesity.. The kids of the lowest, feral chav parents/parent have been chosen. And we should all pay, natch.
Apparently poverty is the cause of unwashed, hungry kids. Not the parents. Poverty.
So we should all pay up so Kyle and Beyonce can have the latest smart phone and unlimited takeaways. And perhaps a wash and toilet training.
You know it makes sense.
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