For goodness sake – what is wrong with Diane Abbott?

She has made a big noise of not being selected as an MP for her constituency and she has made a big fuss which could cost the Labour Party a seat at the next election. Sack her. She’s a mentalist. If she kept quiet I’m sure Kweer would have got her a nice seat in the house of Lords but no! She doesn’t want to go quietly.

Even her Windows Server hosted WordPress website is strange:

https://www.dianeabbott.org.uk/

“I’m not currently an MP, as Parliament has been dissolved until after the General Election.”
Do other MPs do that to their sites?

On the BBC last week this tucked away picture kept cropping up:

They were describing her as the first black MP but I’m not sure what they were getting at. Many Sam Beau designed her web site?

Is the man on the right Victor Adebowale (now Baron Adebowale)? I thought he was an NHS Unison representative but his last job seems to be “a Non-Executive Director of the Co-Operative Group, Collaborate CIC, Nuffield Health, Visionable and Leadership in Mind”. That sounds like a conflict of interest. What was he doing in the House of Commons in 1987? Definitely having a snigger about something.

Nominated by Anton Pillar.

is a cunt.

Strap yourself in for a market leading service experience – leading the market in treating you like shit and playing the victim card to relinquish oneself of any duty of care to the customer, that is.

Whenever I hear this message when on hold on the telephone, or spot the sign in a (usually endlessly long) queue, I know I might as well give up now.

Yes this is the strategy for the ultimate corporate fuck you amongst big business that knows it’s got you by the balls. Had a bad product or service experience? No problem, get in touch with our dedicated customer care line, where we will do our best to make it clear we couldn’t give a shit and goad you into snapping at us, at which point we’ll pompously inform you we are terminating the call as we will not tolerate any abusive behaviour, despite the fact we are doing the customer service equivalent of shitting on your head.

We recently bought two brand new commercial vehicles from a well known international vehicle manufacturer. We had issues with a deflating tyre on one of them, but the second one the gearbox failed whilst 350 miles from base and with less than a thousand miles on the clock, three weeks out of the factory. Ts and Cs said it should be recovered under warranty to a dealership of our choosing – but when urgently contacting the ironically named “Customer assistance” line, we were put on hold for an hour during which the above message was ominously played on loop over and over again, before being told flat out by some officious little cunt that they were not going to honour the ts and cs and the vehicle would be recovered to a nearby dealership, tough shit, travel the 350 miles back north and get it when it’s fixed. If my hand could have reached down the telephone line I’d have ripped out the little Hitt-lers larynx, but found myself resigned to the fact that I was only going to make a bad situation impossible if I transgressed the no-abuse rule. So scandalously shit service won the day, masquerading under the virtuous pledge “we value you as a customer and are doing our best for you, but if you don’t like it…”

As a small business owner, if I treated my customers like this I’d be out on the streets overnight. So what the fuck gives big business the right to play by a completely different set of rules??

I invite the ISAC community to determine what reforms to big brand customer service they’d like to see in the future…

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Nominated by Balsamic Dave.

Victoria Thomas-Bowen is a cunt.

She’s the OnlyFans ‘model’ who threw milkshake at Nigel Farage in Clacton.

The sad cunt who lives with her mum because she can’t make enough money from simps online has been charged by police, although I doubt she’ll face conviction.

The media are celebrating this, obviously, but pictures of her exposing her innards have been leaked on Twitter (so the brave souls who inhabit it tell me) which at least goes to show if you’re a ropey skank from Clacton you too can live your best life by showing off your offal to any monobrowed virginor Mountain Dew enthusiast for twenty pence a pop. (Day Admin told me it’s 50p a pop – NA)

Any room left in either Terry’s oven or Mr Cunt Engine’s dungeon? This one gets the blue light treatment.

Google Link.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

A cunting for those odd-looking ‘AI generated’ Super panavision 1950s trailers on Youtube.

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Not only do they look more like the films of the sixties, but they are composited of wildly anachronistic images that don’t fit with each other. Chesley Bonestell matte paintings with Toho studios rubber suited versions of Alien.
The other example was for the fifties version of Top Gun. The planes are WW2 era fighters but taking off from 60s era nuclear carriers..
Sloppy work.

There’s also use of visual effects that look like modern CGi rather than the rotoscoping you’d see in fifties Sci fi productions or modelwork/puppetry, and the lack of dynamism makes them look more like those old holograms of film scenes, flickering between two poses than multiple frames of footage.

Then there’s the sub par music and narration. Just doesn’t ring true for a film that wouldve been shot in Super Panavision (such as the Sound of Music or Ben Hur).

There are a couple of videos on how these abominations are created and it’s all algorithms and using pre-existing imagery tweaked in photoshop. There’s surprisingly little thought given to making them look as if they would if real fifties films.

Barry Norman would’ve thought they were complete wank.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime