Dylan Jones

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Dylan Jones is a cunt…

The slapheaded professional chinstroker and GQ editor is in full griefjacker bullshitter mode: saying that Bowie had more influence than The Beatles…

First off, it isn’t a pissing contest: or about who did better than who… Second, it’s bollocks… Like them or not The Beatles changed the game for everyone… And they did it (mostly) without silly costumes and ‘stage personas’… It begs the question, as good as Bowie could be, would he have been as big without all the costumes, image, the playing of the media and Ziggy?

I’m not saying Bowie was without talent, but what would Ladyboy Ga Ga be without her image, stylists and her ‘controversial’ bullshit? I shall tell you: fuck all… Dylan Jones says while The Beatles reinvented music, Bowie reinvented musical genres… Typical hack chinstroking crap… What exactly did Bowie (re) invent? Glam Rock? Soul? Disco? that New Romantic shite? He dabbled in them all but he didn’t invent or reinvent them… Bowie was good in his pomp. but inspiring every pretentious and crap band from the 80s onwards is far less than what The Beatles achieved…

So fuck off, Dylan Jones, yer bald cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Peter Hain

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The Rt Hon. the Lord Hain, ennobled 24 November 2015, is hypocritical cunt :
“I, Peter Gerald Hain, do solemnly, sincerely and truly declare and affirm that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, her heirs and successors, according to law.”

Contrast that to the picture above and what he said on 3 November 2014.

What is it with Labour politicians and hypocrisy when it comes to the House of Lords? I remember Prescott continually slagging off the Lords, and then accepting a peerage the first time it was offered. Not for himself mind you, but to make that fat, shaved gorilla he’s married to a Lady. A title does not make one a Lady or a Gentleman.

Mind you, £300 per day plus expenses is quite an incentive. If you’re a greedy, money grabbing, socialist monkey clit.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Rich cunts on games shows

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What’s with these rich cunts who go on TV game shows to win more money, when they don’t need the fucking money?

I watched Tipping Point the other week and a fucking Headteacher won a shit load of money, and we all no most Headteachers earn £60000-£110000, fucking greedy cunts. I think he wanted the money to put in his open fire to keep the house warm.

Nominated by: Bob Bob

Stuart Rose

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Lord Stuart Rose is a cunt.

He’s head of the Britain Stronger in Europe (BSE) campaign.
Here’s a quote : “I believe the British people are extremely intelligent and extremely well-informed”

I believe he’s either (a) lying, or (b) extremely full of shit
Either way he’s a cunt

Nominated by: Frottom

Pay Day Loan Companies

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Any Pay Day Loan Company’…is a Cunt, via a retrospective Cunting of Oliver Cromwell.

Why Old Nol? For letting the jewish money lenders back in to the cuntry in 1657. Yea gods and little fishes did he think Eddy I kicked them out for the good of his health in 1290? No! He kicked them out because they made money from nothing, lots of money, from usurious interest rates on loans, or as we know it today: Pay Day Lending -1750% APR- if yer lucky. But Wait. If you go a penny overdrawn at say: Barclloydshaghifax and have several direct debits and standing orders, should these fall due while you are in a one penny unapproved overdraft situation then boy are you in for an even bigger kicking. (>7500% in one report) What’s the feckin difference? Where’s the fekin justice? Hang on. Didn’t some beardy, left wing, sandal wearing, do-gooding son of a virgin start the ball rolling two thousand years ago by kicking the money lenders out. Why haven’t the fekin God-botherers sorted the Cunts? Fuck me! Will we never learn?

Where was I? Ah yes: Cromwell…So Cromwell helped Solomon Dormido get his feet under the table at the exchange ► Jim II. wouldn’t legitimize the yidd bastard ► so Jim was ousted by Willy III. ► who took their finance. ► Bank of England established 1694 ► Loaned money for Willy’s new Navy ► National debt ► Blah, blah, bollox, bollox, & Bob’s yer fathers brother, the rest is then history with a lot of noughts till we find ourselves in the de-regulated financial shitswamp we have today thanks, finally, to that stupid bitch thatcher giving head to the City Yuppies, sorry, giving the City Yuppies their head. Simplistic? Maybe, cuntvelouted? certainly, but remember this: Edward the 1st Edict of Expulsion is still on the statute books so each and every Red Sea Pedestrian now abode in England is an illegal immigrant. However, I’m here to get the pay day lenders, so:

You fucking blood sucking immoral Cunts who would make loan sharks look like heaven sent Cherubs:

Pay day lending companies you…is a Cunt (As me bros would say; pizzle init dawg!)

No I don’t know either.

Nominated by: King Cnut