I do recall Private Eye giving him various cuntings months / years back ‘cos he was / is some sort of finance minister rubber-stamping dodgy tax deals for tory sponsors.
If he told me he loved me I’d gladly shit in his mouth.
Nominated by: Frottom
Rolex are prone to this. Any Rolex, genuine or fake is assumed to be fake. And even if they are not fake they say “CUNT” as clear as day. We call them clitoris watches, i.e every cunt has one.
The cunts who have a Rolex are the same sorts of cunt who think Bang and Olufsen make good hifi, Harley Davidson make good motorbikes and Hugo Boss make good suits. Cunts.
Nominated by: Fat Rich
( I’ve got a fake Rolex. Ed. >
This twat is boycotting the Oscars because he says they are ‘too white…’ Imagine the shitstorm if a white actor or director said that the Oscars (or anything else) was too black…. People should get awards for their talent: because of how good they are, not what they are… While we’re at it, who was the last white 100m sprint winner? But nobody would be allowed to say athletics are too black, would they?
This is the opening of yet another PC can worms… Next it will be there aren’t enough gays getting Baftas (although plenty of them do!) or transgenders don’t get enough Grammy Awards… Rest assured, every cunt will be at it…
Nominated by: Norman
Now the trilby wearing painter and decorating tone deaf cunt is presenting the very show that discovered the cunt,along with that fame hungry slut Caroline Flack who’s probably already shagged him…..pair of cunts
Nominated by: Smasher
Once her 15 minutes are up she should fuck off to Thailand or somewhere equally liberal.
Nominated by: Frottom