My car appears in a number of online documentaries on “how to fuck up a decent car for my vanity”

Due to excellent editing he neglected to show those slight slips with the grinder as he cut the body down (cunt)
The fact that he forgot to put the body mounts between the chasis and body (cunt)
He saved a few pence swapping structural steel for shelf brackets (cunt)
Used duct tape in place of electrical tape (cunt)
Believes twisting wires on to terminals instead of using connectors is ok, (cunt)

In fact the guy is a total cunt if nothing more, his use of 5A lamp cable instead of the proper stuff just enforces my view that he is a total cunt.

My car is a cunt too for letting him do it to it.

Nominated by: Lord Benny

I have been trying to think of a name that describes this cunting and that is what I have come up with. You know the shows I mean where they get a load of past it, washed up Celebrities who get no work so they end up on these shows. It was alright in the seventies, and all the other nostalgic shit titles they come up with are crap shows. Some unfunny cunt or cunts tries to be funny recalling how ‘wild’ it was back then or how ‘you couldn’t be like that these days’.

That Sinitta cunt is always on them and that ‘Comedian’ Romesh Ranganathan is usually on them as well talking shit. I don’t know who are worse, the cunt ‘Producers’ of these shows who can’t come up with anything original or the Celebricunts who accept offer to talk shit on these shows. One thing is for sure you watch these shows and they get worse as they go on, and you then start to realise these Celebricunts think the show is all about them and how they felt about whatever the stupid topic is.

The cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt