Ben Innes

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You have to ask yourself what sort of person goes up to a plane hijacker and asks if he can have a selfie taken with the bloke wearing the suicide bomb?

Well, I’ll tell you.

A complete and utter braindead moronic cunt, that’s what…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Having a selfie done with a potential hijacker on a plane? This is the sort of look at me cover themself in shit to get noticed attention whore of a cunt that Britain is now (in)famous for… Of course we will get thick cunts who will think Innes is great and who will say, ‘Only a Brit would do that! Good old British humour!’

Well I say what a fucking spunkbubble… If he was any sort of a man (or Brit) he’d have chinned the stupid ‘hijacker’ cunt and knocked him out cold… Instead, this is the sort of knobhead who would do anything to get noticed… This Innes cunt would probably have a selfie done with someone like Hitler or Peter Sutcliffe, just to get his narcissistic mug plastered all over social media and the papers…

This wankstain makes me ashamed to be British… Fucking cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Designer sunglasses

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I would like to nominate designer sunglasses ( well designer anything really ).

It seems that 90% of ‘designer’ sunglasses are made by 1 ITALIAN company and that includes RAY BANS. They are called Loxicalli and the owner is a billionaire!. I’d also like to nominate the twats who pay the exorbitant prices and fall for all the hype

Nominated by: Ozmandias

Peter Stringfellow

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Peter Stringfellow, the leathery skinned grinning idiot.

Anyone whose Wikipedia page includes him being an assistant tie salesman (for 3 weeks) and being in an open prison for selling stolen carpets has got to be a cunt of magnificent proportions! The image of him his wirey frame water skiing on a current advert will haunt my nightmares for years to come.

Oh shit now I’m thinking of the old fart coming in his 29 year old wife’s arse!

Nominated by: Donkey Kong’s Balls

Tesco [3]

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Tesco, as we know, are cunts!

We all remember the horse burgers and their ever so tasteful remembrance day pizza. But now the cunts have thrown customers out of one of their stores for putting their shopping in Asda bags that they brought with them.

Retail fascism? What lunacy is next in this crappy country of ours? The UK has gone for the toss! People who are out of work are treated worse than actual criminals ( the unemployed get longer Community service and more surveillance!). We’ve got an Etonian deviant who puts his John Thomas in pigs heads as PM, and now innocent people are ejected from a supermarket because they have the wrong bag?!?

This country is absolute shite and fucking insane! And I hope those Tesco scum get the bollocks sued off them…

Nominated by: Norman

GP Receptionists

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The medics are great, really lovely, but the receptionists?!?

Christ knows how many there are, I requested a repeat prescription on Tuesday afternoon, went in the following Monday (WELL after the required 48 hours) and they STILL took about a quarter of an hour to find the friggin’ thing. It was only in the box right under the silly bint’s nose all that time. Fuck me was I ready to kick some arse, although even my size 12 would have got lost permanently, I think.

And they bombard me with fuckwit questions, trying to imply that I am at fault in some way. All this from some twat who’s so far down the evolutionary scale she’s still not walking on her hind legs alone, it was Feb 22, yet still wearing Christmas party make-up, i.e. gold aerosol (should this be arsehole??!) spray paint, and eye-liner / road-tar applied, I think, while she was wearing boxing gloves.

If you don’t feel fucking awful when you see the medic, the receptionist will make you feel like the wrath of God. I don’t think I’ve ever met one who couldn’t be replaced by a well-trained pigeon.

CUNTS, the whole fucking lot of them.

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard