Traditional to play the white man at times like this and wish him well after his six years orf stewardship orf dear Old Blighty. Indeed some Tory creatures are blubbing a few crocodile tears for “his great contribution” ect ect. Not yours truly. Always sniffed a smell orf fish aboit the man which as we married men know is a sure sign orf a cunt. Talking orf fish, Theresa May has the whiff orf a bum boat in Grimsby.
So what has Cave in Dave achieved? Bottled it against his mates the bankers, lorst a bollock in the jocko referendum, lorst the other one in the EU “renegotiation” and taken it up the arse in the EU Referendum. Stirring stuff what? Nice plum job waiting in the EU, Dave?
On the subject orf the “Quiet Word” have delivered it a goodly few times in me career and received it once so know orf what I speak. Bugger me, has been positively deafening over the last few weeks. Boris Johnson, Gove, Leadsom, Corbyn (but the old trot is too deaf to hear). Blood an’ gonads all over the shop.
Much talk orf a “new politics” arising from the carnage. End orf the two party system, end orf Labour, end orf Tories (certainly end orf pathetic LibDem tossers) ect ect. Time for a new party, time to strike, time to have a Quiet Word. Vote for Dioclese and get a real cunt in Parliament. Rally behind the stone faced one. Support and vote CUNT (Citizens Under No Tyranny).
Fuck orf “Call me Cunt” Cameron!
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
