Madonna [4]

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The queen of celebrity whoring has just boiled my piss.

“Madonna says she has been a victim of abuse, bullying, and sexism in her career.”

Well know narcissist nasty cunt Madonna who is such a fucking diva even the cuntmaster general known as Elton “don’t call me Reg” John called her a cunt in an interview. Is now claiming she has been a victim of bullying, sexism and all the other victim cards she can lay her hands on.

The only thing bullying you Maddie is age. You’re so far past it you can’t even see the starting line anymore. Makes it difficult to sell your overrated shite music on the back of sexuality does it? You have had a very successful media aided career but the spot lights moved on and no one who matters gives a shit anymore.

Instead of playing the victim go away and ask yourself why you can’t keep a husband and your son doesn’t want to be around you.

Madonna, fuck off to obscurity and good riddance.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Cardiff taxi drivers

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I would like to cunt Cardiff taxi drivers,you know the type milking the ride so he can rip off the customer for as much as possible and then expect a tip for the pleasure of being stiched up.

Driving into work this morning I pulled out behind this taxi driving cunt who proceded to do 18 in a 30mph,dither coming up to junctions for so long as to have to stop for someone and when I eventually got passed him and the hade to stop in traffic he passed me in the bus lane and then I was stuck behind the cunt again, huge gaps,slowing down at traffic that are green you get the picture,so we go in different directions…so now I’m stuck behind another one doing 20 in a 40mph slowing down for empty juntions……

Cardiff taxi drivers absolute cunts who are going to be doing this shit all over christmas. I hope they get a fine in their stocking the cunts…

Nominated by: fuglyucker

CGI

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CGI effects are a load of cunt…

Today (with the mrs, you know how it is) I watched that Legend Of Tarzan film… Utter bollocks, of course (apart from when that cunt gets eaten by crocs), and way too much ‘Ebony & Ivory’ diversity bollocks… But the animals looked absolutely shite… The gorillas and elephants weren’t real and you could tell they weren’t… Same goes for those crappy Jungle Book and Planet Of The Apes remakes… Give me the originals over that expensive, overproduced Hollywood shite any time…

Same goes for all that 3D Animation crap… It is not animation, it is some cunt with a lazy arse who can’t draw pissing about on a computer… Stuff done by Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Friz Freleng etc were real art and animation… Not Shrek, Monsters Inc and all that bollocks…

And if that makes me a grumpy old cunt, then I’m a grumpy old cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Ben Bradshaw [4]

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A mega cunt for sure and here is another that needs a really heavy cunting. Ta Da the labour mp Ben Bradshaw. Just read an article in which the cunt claims that Russia had a hand in the brexit vote being bigger than the stay in cos I’m a cunt vote.

Thinking back to that fateful day I seem to recall fuck all about anyone or anything making me vote out apart from the tsunami of cuntishness that is drowing this poor wee isle. I do not need Russians telling me that so many of my country men and women are fucking ‘tards the fact is obvious when I leave the house. This arsewipe is drawing a massive salary paid for by you and me direct action anyone?

Nominated by: Black biscuit

Ben Bradshaw needs a cunting. Not content with being a bat shit crazy, immature, loser Remainer, Bradshaw has made the most outrageous claim yet as to why Brexit won the Referendum. Russian hackers skewed the vote in favour of Brexit. I mean, what the actual fuck is Bradshaw on? He was ridiculed in the commons today, and rightly so. He was also challenged to provide proof, which he couldn’t do, because there fucking is none.

I know that those Remainers who haven’t resigned themselves to the fact that Brexit WILL happen are generally mentally unstable, left wing dickheads. But even by their standards, this claim is so outrageous that I would not have blamed any MP who had jumped from their bench, and repeatedly beaten Bradshaw upside the head with the despatch box. What…a…fucking…dildo.

The fact is, Ben, the majority of British voters opted for Brexit, because we’re sick of being treated with contempt, and as a cash cow, by a bunch of unelected, unelectable, ignorant, arrogant, shit eating, incompetent assholes at the EU commission. Manuel Barosso recently said that if the EU had actually listened to the concerns of the British people and acted upon them, we never have voted to the leave the EU. And he’s probably right. The British are known for their tolerance, but that tolerance only goes so far. And being treated like shit for the past 20 years has pushed us over the limit. THAT is why we voted to leave the EU.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The High Street

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The high street is a cunt.

We are in a transition period at the moment. I am old enough to remember when you had independent shops and it was pleasant to walk down the high street. What have we got now on most high streets in any major city? A bookies every 70 yards, fucking Poundland, some weird clothes shop that I don’t know who the fuck shops in, a charity shop, 6 Halal chicken and kebab shops, 4 Halal butchers, Tarquin and Jemima’s pop up art shop which is full of shit and shuts down after a month and of course the Polski Sklep or Polish shop where you find many special offer. What a piece of fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt