Brexit negotiations

Sacre bleu!

The pin-up boy of grandmothers the world over has thrown his hands up in the air.

To the chagrin of his globalists puppet meisters Monsieur Macaroon stated in an interview with Andrew Marr that the French people if given an ‘in/out’ referendum on membership of the EU would vote ‘out’.

He added “my interpretation is that a lot of the losers of globalisation suddenly decided it was no more for them.”

He further claimed “My understanding is that middle classes and working classes and the oldest decided that the recent decades were not in their favor, and the adjustments made by the EU were not in their favour.”

“I think the organization of EU went too far with freedom without cohesion, free markets without rules.”

Confession is good for the soul. What is perhaps strange is that he even spoke so candidly. Has he seen the light?  Or is he throwing the towel in, without a fight, in the true French tradition. A typically haughty shrug of the shoulders….’merde’ .

Frances greatest general old Boney, must be spinning in his grave, not that he would have approved of the EU, having to share ownership with the neighbouring Bratwurst devourers.

Looks like Monsieur Macaroon is a biscuit short of a packet. His heyday in the sunshine appears limited. Unless he gets back on point his masters may decide to remove him.

This unsanctioned outburst should  in theory be good news for the UK in its negotiations to leave. The hunchback should use this crack in EU unity to drive a pneumatic hammer drill through it. In politics, weakness is an opportunity not to be missed. Add to the mix Germany still has not formed a government then the time is ripe to exploit. Norway, last week warned the EU that any special Brexit deal could result in it reneging on its own agreements with Brussels.

However, in practice with Mavis May at the helm, any triumph can be turned into a failure. Unfortunately, with her past and current record she will still likely cave in to all their demands in the process, managing to fulfil her credentials as the ultimate remainer in a leaver’s role.

Looks like with the cracks in EU government leaders unity becoming more apparant, a hard Brexit or no Brexit maybe the only two choices remaining at the end of the road. We all know that the elites want the latter and may push further to achieve this, lest the UK’s exit bring the whole rotten edifice down.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

 

 

 

Eclectic musical taste


People who describe their music tastes as “eclectic”.

Eclectic meaning: deriving ideas, style, or taste from a broad and diverse range of sources

Example: “I have an eclectic taste in music”.

So fucking what? Who doesn’t? How many people do you know who only listen to one genre of music? Why fucking say it?

People think that liking a lot of different music styles is somehow superior. Superior to what? Presumably the imaginary people who don’t. People just like any reason to feel superior. Just about every middle aged housewife who chooses the oldies at 3 on Steve Wright on Radio 2 describes their music taste as eclectic. What they really mean is:

– I don’t really, but it makes me feel slightly less worthless.
– I don’t really, but I just have the radio on all the time to drown out the sound of my own thoughts. Does that count?
– I’m old but I listen to Radio 1 because I don’t have any personality or worthwhile interests so it makes me feel like I’m somehow relevant.
– I use spotify to choose my music because I can’t be arsed.
– Someone left a classical music cd round my house.
– My mum told me I was special, so I have to believe superior things about myself.
– I let my children dictate what it on the radio/cd player when I am acting as their taxi-slave. That counts right?
– I don’t actually fucking realise that everyone I have ever fucking known likes music from different genres because it’s almost impossible not to these days.

etc.

The most annoying thing is the implicit superiority in stating you have an eclectic music taste, Well guess what monkey brains, there is something to be said for exclusively concentrating on one music genre – you get to understand it more, it’s nuances and varying styles. It takes time. It isn’t inherently inferior unless you think that plugging yourself into the huge range of bullshit music available nowadays makes you some sort of globetrotting sophisticate. Oh you’re western middle class – you think that anyway.

Fuck these cunts. Go find a sense of self worth somewhere else, I don’t want to hear your inner child screaming out to be validated by declaring itself superior.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Altrincham Grammar School for girls.

Altrincham Grammar School for Girls is a stoopid cunt. Staff have been told that they can no longer refer to the kids as girls. Instead they have to call them students in case it causes upset to any trans thingy there. It does not however intend to drop the word ‘Girls’ from its title! One word springs to mind here. Anyone guess what it is?

Nominated by Kendo Nag.

The Last Jedi


Token Strong Female ✔
Token Black actor ✔
Token Asian character ✔
Deficiency of creativity ✔
White Male baddie ✔
Toxic masculinity exposed ✔
Sensitive heroes ✔
Lack of humour ✔
Rehashing previous Star Wars ✔
Tepid, weak, average tat ✔
Less entertaining than its porn parodies ✔
All-inclusive cast ✔
Ultimately unsatisfying ✔

May The Cunt Be With You.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Dr. Barbara Greenberg

Nomination for: Barbara Greenberg

She is an american psychologist who has defended the trend of (yes this is real) schools banning children from having best friends, in the usnews health website.

Anyone who isn’t an utter cunt of the highest order knows this is ridiculous as to be beyond a joke, but being a complete and utter cunt, she defends it, saying (among other things) …

“The notion of choosing best friends is deeply embedded in our culture. Nonetheless, there is, in my opinion, merit to the movement to ban having best friends.”

Hmmkay …

“there is something dreadfully exclusionary occurring when a middle schooler tells the girl sitting next to her that she is best friends with the girl sitting in front of them”

Dude! …

“if kids have best friends, does that also imply that they have “worst friends?”

Did a grown up actually type that on the internet (she is serious, there is no hidden context here?!)

“The word “best” encourages judgment and promotes exclusion.”

Oh my fucking god is she even self aware?!

Yes this woman said these things. She is an absolute, and utter, fucking, cunt.

Nominated by Cunting Wank Rags.