Barry Scott

…with a blast from the past courtesy of Dioclese

Barry Scott is a cunt.

You know the weird cunt from the Cillit Bang adverts. What a cunt. Apparently Cillit Bang is the best ever, so all the previous ‘best ever’ Cillit Bangs were shit? I don’t buy the overrated shite anyways but the fact they employ this creepy cunt is enough to put me off. Someone shoot the cunt…

Bang and the cunt is gone.

Nominated by Black & White Cunt

Thanking God

I’m sick to the back teeth of hearing boxers and MMA fighters thanking God after a contest. Why do they always have to bring God into it?

“Yeah it was God who made it possible for me to kick fuck out of him. He’ll be pissing blood for a week and I couldn’t have done it without God’s help.”

I notice they never mention God when they’ve lost.

Nominated by Allan.

John Major [3]

And in yet another unwanted Brexit intervention from grey man and undoubtedly one of Britain’s worst prime ministers in living memory John ( sell out at Maastricht) Major telling anybody stupid enough to listen that Parliament should stop Brexit, or at least the people should have another vote on it..

Listen up you unpopular old cunt! You are no longer relevant! You sold us down the fuckin’ river in 92 so why don’t you shut the fuck up and crawl back under the rock from where you came….

Old John has a major lack of self awareness. Almost Blairesque…

Nominated by Quislings

Militant vegans


A full-on primeval, red meat, Bear Grylls Born Survivor of a cunting for militant vegans.

First off the bat this is not a cunting for vegans per se, so any lettuce munching cunters out there don’t throw your lentil and mung bean stroganoff out of the pram. I’m all for free lifestyle choices, but the rub is as with many minority groups trying to convert the majority through guilt tripping,intimidation and even violence into their way of thinking.

A few examples have been in the news recently, the restaurant owner forced to quit after she jokingly ‘spiked’ a vegans meal, a dairy farmer in Ireland called a rapist and Nazi by militants. The soft headed cunt triggered by Jeremy Vines ham and cheese sandwich on his Radio 2 show and miniscule traces of animal fat in the new £5 notes had the green army on the march, nobody was going to make them fucking eat a plateful.

One group we can be assured to be untouchable by these cunts are the peacefuls with their barbaric and cruel halal practice.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Dawn Butler, Munroe Bergdorf & Labour (8)


Emergency triple cunting for Dawn Butler the shadow Equalities Minister, the Labour Party, and Munroe Bergdorf our favourite racist transexual.

Seems that Bergdorf has been appointed as an advisor on LGBT issues. Anxious to distance themselves from a trannie who was sacked by L’Oreal for racism, Labour were quick to point out that Bergdorf is advising Butler in a private capacity and not the Labour Party. This is like saying that Toby Young wasn’t advising the Tory Party.

Butler has plenty of form for racism in her own right so probably has little need for a leg up from Bergdorf – no pun intended.

This just shows Labour up for the pathetic fawning dodging-the-issue bunch of cunts they really are.

Answer this, Catweazle. Who’s paying her, The Labour Party or Butler?

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt