John Bercow [4]

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Might I nominate for a 24 carat cunting that poisonous undersized cocksucking big-headed cunt John Bercow, Mr Speaker himself, arselicker to new Labour and Pansy Tory MPs, the yes-mans yes-man, and bully to his staff. A greasy oil turd of a midget who in his position thinks it either clever or advisable to display a *bollox to Brexit* sticker on his car.

Why is politics full of pompous twats like him and Lady Mandelson who don’t know the meaning of the words truth, modesty and honesty. Bercow is 5ft 2ins of absolute mind numbing crap

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

Libby Schaaf

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From the Land of the Libs and the Home of the Tards comes another installment of Cunts Across the Pond. This week starring Libtard Democunt Mayor of Oakland, California…Libby Schaaf.

Illegal immigrants are a real hot point issue in the US. President Trump has ordered ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) to enforce existing deportation laws.
So, much to the horror of the illegals and the libtards who support and empower them, ICE has in fact been deporting them.

The Democuntic Party has decided to thwart these efforts at enforcing the law by refusing to cooperate with Federal Law Enforcement Agencies and passing state laws declaring their cities and towns places of Sanctuary.

Last weekend, Libby Schaaf, performed an unprecedented act of cuntitude. Through sources she won’t reveal…she got advance notice of an ICE raid to be conducted in Northern California. This fucking cunt took to the airwaves and social media and issued a “public service warning” that a round up was imminent.

As a result ICE was able to arrest about 230 illegals…many of them convicted felons or under a previous order of deportation. However, due to the cunts warning, over 800 were able to hide or flee and thereby avoid arrest and deportation.

Citizens across the States are outraged and have been condemning the cunt…according to some sources…by a margin of 10 to 1. However, the cunt is not apologetic. She issued a self serving, sanctimonious statement saying she just wanted to give the illegal cunts time to tend to their affairs and say good bye to their families and loved ones. If they ran…hey that’s not her fault.

State and federal law interaction is complicated here in the states, but cooperation is the norm. This however, is open rebellion. Schaaf herself has openly said she is proud to be part of the rebellion and will go to jail to protect Oakland’s status as a sanctuary city.

I hope she does. The Feds are looking into the possibility of charges against her but as I said the relationship between state and federal law is complicated and I wouldn’t expect any serious charges against her. (But one can always hope.)

Oakland is a shithole. It will stay a shithole as long as they elect cunts like Libby Schaaf to political office. So needless to say…

I proudly cunt Libby Schaaf.

Nominated by General Cunster

Jeremy Corbyn [11]

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Just when you thought Jeremy Corbyn couldn’t possibly be a bigger cunt that you thought he was, he goes and opens his mouth and proves you wrong!

Such was the case in the House of Commons yesterday in response to Treeza’s statement on her reasponse to the poisoning in Salisbury. Despite being told in no uncertain terms on Monday that he was being a cunt on the same issue, Jezza blames the foreign office budget cuts for Putin assassinating one of his traitors. When BoJo shakes his head in disbelieve, the man who has done more to demean the position of Leader of Her Majesty’s Opposition accuses BoJo of demeaning the office of Foreign Secretary.

His own MPs have now tabled an Early Day Motion stating their support for the Government’s position despite their leader decrying it. His response yesterday was almost a cut and paste from the Russian response.

If ever there was any doubt that this man and his cronies are totally unsuited to govern this once great country and that he would do nothing to defend it if attacked, it was dispelled yesterday.

The man is a fucking disgrace to his office and a total liability. God help us if he ever becomes PM…

Nominated by Dioclese

The Proclaimers

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When it comes to Scottish cunts that make me want to stab myself with a rusty nail, The Proclaimers muscle their way in to my Top Three. Charlie and Craig Reid- what a right pair of identicunts.

The stupid oversized glasses; the absolute insistence of singing in a grating Scottish accent: their blind adoration of the Scottish National Party, and the fact that one of them (fuck knows which one) was once married to a Dwarf: fuck off the both of you.
That they’ve made a living over three decades with their abysmal ‘catchy but socially aware’ songs suggests that their fans are equally cuntish.

In Scotland, no drunken gathering is complete without a bunch of cunts getting off their arses and bellowing ‘da da da dah; da da da dah’ to the woeful ‘I will walk five hundred miles’. That the miserable unwashed junkie fans of Hibernian FC have also made an anthem out of ‘Sunshine on Leith’ tells you all you need to know about these two specky fannies.
And what about ‘Letter From America”? Bemoaning the demise of shitholes such as Bathgate, Linwood, Methil and Irvine (home town of Nicola Cunt Sturgeon) when the world would genuinely be a better place without them.

The Proclaimers are at the upper end of the Cuntitude Scale and massively overdue a Royal Cunting, the Social Bastard cunts, I believe there can be no defence……..

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Dead Pool [88]

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Congratulations to Basement Bob who wins the fastest Dead Pool on record by hitting the Bullseye with Jim Bowen!

So we move on to Dead Pool 88. Super! Smashing! Great!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck