Dead Pool [91]

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Congratulations to Er Indoors who correctly bagged former England Chelsea and Man United footballer turned pundit coach and manager Ray Wilkins who has died aged just 61 after suffering a heart attack.Arnie is back but it is bye-bye Butch.

On to Deadpool 91

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Fernando Ricksen
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Colin Butts
Matt Cappotelli

Google [2]

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Google deserve a megacunting for their fawning tribute to the evil murdering torturemonger Winnie fucking Mandela. Admittedly Google piss their dosh up the wall by paying snowflake cunts to program cool politically correct white onto their home page on a daily basis, but Winnie fucking murdering bitch Mandela. You’ve got to be fucking joking!

Who next? Pol Pot? Robert Mugabe? Joseph Stalin? Chairman Mao? Adolf Hitler?

Go for it Google. The opportunities for displaying total cuntitude are endless.

Fucking dipshits!

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Health Bores

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I want to Cunt health bores.

While out for a drink,I had the misfortune to run into an old acquaintance . I hadn’t seen him for months but had heard something about him being in hospital. I made the mistake of asking him how he was keeping…What a fucking error that was,the Cunt proceeded to tell me all about his fucking operation. He’d got to the point of undoing his trouser buttons to show me his stitches when I had to stop the malingering old Sod.

Safe in the knowledge that he was sporting a piss-bag which I’d squeeze (wet dream in reverse?) if he cut up rough,I told him that I’d only asked out of politeness, not genuine interest,and that he was a moaning old bugger who wouldn’t be happy if someone decked his arse with diamonds. He then had the gall (if not the gallbladder any longer) to call me a selfish Cunt! I told him that it was probably my taxes that had paid for his operation,considering that he’s been retired for years and so can’t have been paying enough tax to cover what he’d obviously cost the NHS,so I could hardly be accused of being selfish.

People should realise that an enquiry into their health,unless from a doctor or funeral director, isn’t an invitation to recount the gross details of their gradual decay to all and sundry.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Idris Elba

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Actor Idris Elba took to Twitter saying his heart was heavy: “Rest in peace Mama Winnie. My heart is heavy right now. You lived a full and important life contributing to the liberation of a nation by force and ACTUAL ACTIVISM. You will never be forgotten.”

’nuff said. Bloke’s a cunt.

Nominated by Dioclese

Casualty

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Casualty and every cunt in it.
Week after week my wife watches this utter shit. Unbelievably wank story lines with a thinly veiled BBC brain washing. Some fat cunt crashes her car into a bus load of racist nuns on there way to an EDL rally, etc etc. Good old Charlie always saves the day with his calm demeanour, the whole building is spotless and the staff are always polite….nothing like my local casualty which is an utter shit tip full of pissed up Twats all going blind on illegally imported dodgy vodka, the staff absolutely hate the “customers” and some cunt has shat all over the big seats,where the fuck is Charlie to save the day??? Fucking no where. Complete, total and utter wank programme which needs to be shitted down the toilet without delay.

Nominated by. Thorax Cockslammer