José Mourinho (2)

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José Mourinho is a cunt. Again.

Not content with playing the dullest football the Premiership has experienced this year, he wants to blame everybody else for losing the FA Cup final.

Of course it’s not his fault, it’s everybody else’s. His team of spiritless cunts have talent, yet he prefers to instill an attack so impotent, so bereft of dare and beauty that he might as well have castrated the whole sorry bunch of spoilt millionaires.

Furthermore, why does his peremptory loftiness constantly receive the kiss-arse treatment from reporters? “José, how do you feel, José, was it a penalty?” The piss-poorest, most unctuous “journalism” I’ve witnessed, simply to flatter this egotistical, waxy turd of a man.

He had a meltdown at Chelsea, he had a meltdown at Real Madrid. Let’s hope this cowardly cunt’s next one is imminent. If not, take some fucking responsibility for your drab, craven style and drink some cement, you oily, stroke-faced, parsimonious cunt.

Nominated by, Captain Magnanimous

 

Supermarkets (2)

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As a bloke who just like to shop and go, why every time a rock up at the till ,any till, any store, I have a cunt in front? A cunt who has just packed up the shopping then is surprised they need to pay. Out comes the fucking bag, out comes the bastard purse after 10 mins card found, do you have a loyalty card? FUCK ME back in the purse CUNT. Old woman ohh its a lovely day just been to see my daughter blahh blahh just pay you old cunt and fuck off no-ones interested. My turn at last. ‘Do you need a bag?’ ‘No, she’s in the car! But I could use a pack of razors as I’ve grown a fucking beard waiting, you ugly fucking cunt.’
CUNTS

Nominated by Mr Kittons

Migrant Rescue Boats

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A monumental cunting for the NGOs, Charities or whatever the fuck they are that deliver migrants to Europe in rescue boats.

These stupid, do-gooding fucking idiots are aiding and abetting the people smugglers of North Africa. They are probably even putting the smuggler’s prices and profits up by rescuing any boatload of unwanted vermin and guaranteeing them a crossing. The smuggler’s boats can be even less seaworthy because they only have to clear the Libyan beaches to reach a vessel chartered by the charitable idiots.

These are mostly not war refugees. They are the dregs of Africa who will drag wherever they settle down to their level, as they have done worldwide.

Deny the charitable cunts port of entry anywhere in Europe and fuck them off back to their friends in Africa, the cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Am I missing something? Surely if the migrant rescue charities off the coast of Libya are there to save lives, they’d be returning the migrants to the nearest point of safety i.e. a beach in Libya.

Then the dozy cunts would have more time to pull a few more out of their sinking rubber dinghies. While they’re fucking about trying to gain access to a port in Greece or Italy or Malta or Spain, there are twenty times more drowning in the Med.

Makes no fucking sense.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Kehinde Andrews

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Kehinde Andrews deserves a cunting. If you don’t know who this little cunt is, he’s a professor in ‘Black Studies’ at the University of Birmingham who has made his entire career off of demonising this country and the overwhelming majority of largely good people in it for being ‘waycist’. Just as an example, here’s his latest race baiting shit on the equally cuntish BBC Three (try not to smash your screen)

And on top of this, he has also written several articles for (surprise surprise) the Groaniad and has made several appearances on the BBC. But of course, despite his vehemently anti British sentiment he loves receiving all the perks of living here and all the money he is able to make here from his vile, racist rhetoric. So, Kehinde Andrews – either be grateful for the opportunities you have received here, or fuck off and go back to Nigeria – because you sure as hell wouldn’t have gotten those opportunities in that shithole. Cunt.

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt

Sophie Ellis Bextor

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Sophie ellis bextor. Is. A. Cunt.
Having been out of the limelight for long enough sophie has decided enough is enough and has cosied up with a ukrainian orphanage full of “inspiring” orphans.
Fuck me.
Quite recently I commented on the ludicrous and apparently unquestionable practice of associating yourself with kids, which makes this cunting a bit of a golden egg… No less deserving though.
So she’s got herself on the news complete with pictures of her being “lovely” to the orphans. She can even be seen helping them learn to read… Wasn’t aware that she could read and teach ukranian but there you go.
If it’s all such a good cause, why isn’t she just giving them all her fucking money and moving in with them too?
My heart bleeds over shit like this, it really does, but what an easy plugin for the fame hungry self obsessed it is.
A bloody good thing the “insert child name here” army don’t have a cause at the moment, wouldn’t want a coverage conflict now, would we?
I suppose this attitude makes me a selfish hater of children. Better batten down the storm shutters and stock up on supplies in case I get lynched going out in public.

Nominated by cuntflap