An increasingly common phenomenon I have noticed recently. You are standing behind a bloke in a shop or a supermarket and the cunt pulls out his wallet. Except it’s not a wallet. He opens it up and it’s got little compartments with zips which contain all the different coins and notes.

So the cunt fumbles around unzipping and zipping trying to find the right change. Then he realises that he can’t make it so he whips out a note. Now we have to stand around while he puts the change in the right compartments and zips them all up again. ? For fucks sake! ? It’s like standing behind some fucking old woman!

Listen cunt! You keep your notes in one pocket and your coins in the other pocket…..how hard is that cunt?

Is this part of the increasing gayification of our society? It gets on my tits!………and don’t get me started on man bags !

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

There’s one memorable scene in the otherwise shitely forgettable sequel ‘The Fly 2”. A mutated dog, previously a pet pooch to the Son of Brundle and later a failed genetic experiment, crawls pitifully and genuinely upsettingly out of a hatch towards some food and howls in agony. The same feelings of revulsion and pity are evoked whenever I see the old lush trifecta of Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and the minger that plays Doreen; year upon year, painfully dragging their grotesquely distended and well-used faffs around behind them, all for cheap laughs in a genuinely atrocious Shitcom.

‘Birds of a Feather’ has always just been there – like that wart or old scar. It has been endlessly pointless and utterly twee bollocks. In one of a handful of good decisions made by the Al-Beeb in my lifetime, they eventually axed/let it go; only for the three cunts to re-unite years later courtesy of certified shitheap celebrity resting place ITV.

Abysmal, and to this day I have no fucking clue what the premise is, other than charting the fortunes of three hideous single mothers going from shit to shite. It’s been on the TV for decades and I can only assume that one of the three matriarchal cunts has incriminating photos of both BBC and ITV chief commissioning editors.

What an absolute fucking shitshow of cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

What sort of sweaty cunt thinks that any sort of run could be fun? The sight of these fanatics boils my piss every time. They imagine they’re so fucking superior in their faggot sports clothes. Just fuck off you cunts.

Nominated by Jimmy the spaz

The Gender Pay Gap

Or, more specifically, the BBC and Guardian’s ridiculous obsession with it.
Now then I’m all for equal pay (and in fact wouldn’t mind in the slightest if the missus earnt more than me then she can go out to work and I’ll while away an hour or two on the sofa and tune into the cricket).
But what really get my goat is this rabid and hysterical expectation that employers/ business/ government etc do something NOW /IMMEDIATELY/WITHOUT DELAY. “It’s a national disgrace “ !!!!
The fact of the matter is that it will take several decades for average pay differentials to work their out of the system as males and females enter and leave the workforce. Men go out to work and women of necessity take career breaks to bring up the kids. It’s also not gonna change overnight that for cultural, historical and flexibility reasons that more women work in low paying jobs such as cleaning, care, retail and in nurseries. Fact of life.
Outside the usual self-obsessed metropolitan cunts, most women accept this and get on with daily life. I have never yet -ever- met a woman whose obsession with this is the burning, angry issue the media (and in particular the femistasi at the BBC) would have us think it is. It’s never even discussed!!!

Nominated by Isaac Hunt