Anne Hathaway

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Anne Hathaway is a cunt, isn’t she.

After the murder of a (black) woman by a (white) man Hathaway, who starred in the colossally shit Les Miserables, generously took to Instagram to talk at her fans:

“She was murdered in cold blood by a white man.” Hathaway, star of the woefully shit The Devil Wears Prada, continued:

“White people must take into their bones that ALL black people fear for their lives DAILY and have done for GENERATIONS.”

Sigh.

Hathaway, star of such political and complex heavyweight films as Bride Wars and The Princess Diaries 2, didn’t mention anything about the amount of white persons killed by blacks. She must’ve been too busy planning Rio 3 to notice the crimes by black people on black people. She must’ve been too busy counting her copious amount of loot to realise this constant “black this” and “white that” is perpetuating racism and stirring the pot.

It might be of interest to know that Hathaway, whose English accent in One Day was appallingly poor, hasn’t had a ‘hit’ film for a few years. Hmm.

Listen Sugartits, stop publicly preening yourself and signalling your disingenuous virtue. There is no such thing as White Privilege. Get over your wealth guilt, shut the fuck up, and return to making the dismal, sentimental vomit that fills the void in your lachrymose, lifeless fans’ misery.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Token black actors

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Black actors in Shakespeare, Historical Dramas. It is so crushingly clunky. If I see one in a Shakespear play holding up a spear-I always think they should be holding up a sign-‘token black’. It is so clunky. It breaks-‘our willing suspension of disbelief’.

Maybe the whole cast should black up?Dame Judi? I am genuinely interested. There were black extras in this last series of PolDARK (Mrs Plastic is a fan). But we all know there weren’t any black people in Cornwall at the time.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

Big Dick Energy

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I would like to nominate Big Dick Energy and its proponents for a full on cunting.. I’d never heard of this until the other day. Apparently it was started by the cunt known as Ariana Grande in a tweet about her boyfriend. It is described as “confidence without cockiness. It is never misplaced and cannot be simulated. It is the sexual equivalent of writing a cheque for ten grand knowing you’ve got it in the bank account.” If this weren’t baffling and bullshitty enough it reaches higher peaks of hilarity by stating that men with BDE include uber cunts such as Idris Elba, Chris Evans ( stop laughing at the back ), and Harry Styles amongst others. If you’re still following this lunacy it gets even better, it would seem that you don’t need a big dick to have BDE, in fact you don’t need a dick at all ! Ah ha !! Now we get to the nub of it, Wiminz are as likely, nay entitled to be brimming with BDE, famous cunts with cunts who fall into this catagory include Rihanna, Serena Williams and Cate Blanchett, who are all spurting great jets of the stuff 24hrs a day. Have you ever heard such bollocks ? This is nothing more than 21st. century, entitled, Wiminz penis envy, inclusivity horseshit.

Please let there be another war soon. Only mass bloodletting can stop this spiral into madness.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Big Lottery winners

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Big Lottery winners are complete and utter cunts-especially the ones who go public with the wonga.It aint enough that they’ve pulled off the impossible-sometimes beating odds of 100,000,000 to 1.Youve got more chance of growing a 20 inch dick,winning the Olympic 100m and landing on the moon,all within 6 months.No they have to rub it in the cunts,opening champagne bottles all over the gaff,brandishing huge cheques with “Please pay A.Cunt £99,999,999” .and gurning for the cameras with inane grins plastered across their cuntish faces.Yes,it could be you-especially if you are a complete and utter cunt.

Nominated by CuntsR-Us

Julian Dunkerton

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An off-the-peg-grunge cunting for this fucking bearded self-righteous cunt. This arsehole has just donated £1 million to the Remoaners campaign to thwart democracy.

The fuckwit motherfucker, co-founder of cheap tat at premium prices Superdry says that had Brexit happened 20 years earlier his shitty company would have failed. That is succeeds now, by selling cotton tee shirts at 2 for £55, in stores pumping out brainless *music* from grimy looking stores that look like the floor of a baboons cage in the zoo (the excrement in this case being the shit sweatshop overpriced clothes stinking the place out), passes understanding, but perhaps twenty years ago people had more sense than to pay over the odds prices for Mr. Buyright informal clothing.

I think the high street would have been better without these crappy, noisy shit infested blots on the landscape. However, yet again, we have a rich man with more money than sense *buying* what he hopes is influence over the wishes of over 17 million ordinary men and women. Gina Miller transgendered . Richard Branson even more dumbed down. Rich cunts who think they are above the rest of us, and who look as daft as arseholes.

Look at the motherfucker. If he wants to splash out perhaps it should be on his personal hygiene – soap and razor blades. He looks like the sort of raddled old cunt who smells of stale piss, farts and B.O, with skidmarks on his £30 underpants. How I loathe these self entitled cunts – especially when they have poofy names like Julian.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs