Anti-fairytale millennial parenting

Not content with making all children part of some PC army, whinging the rest of us to death if we don’t respect everyone else’s rights more than our own, the anti-free speech brigade are now banning fairy tales, particularly Disney films from their children’s lives. Unless they are lecturing them on the bad old days and how they have it so much better now, that is. Forget the Grimm brothers dark twisted tales, apparently snow white was sexually assaulted in her sleep by a rich white cis gender person who got away with it, Cinderella was a money grabbing whore who would have done much better without men in her life and Arial was some sort of domestic abuse victim that had to sacrifice her talents to be with the man she loved.

Worse than the celebrities who will cough up hairballs on the subject whenever some gullible cunt with a microphone comes near them are the nobodies who have recently completed their degrees on how to suck the fun out of all life specialising on how to use all media and history to support their man hating agenda.

The end of life in the west is only a couple of generations away. If you want to get off with someone of the opposite sex you’ll have to wear a badge apologising for it.

Nominated by Quirk

Confrontational Fat Cows

CFCs

No, I don’t mean Chlorofluorocarbon or Chelsea Football Club

I mean Confrontational Fat Cows. Certain SheWhales, sorry, Females, who have reached critical mass, such that just one more truck-loaded gobful would most certainly result in their upsetting Earth’s perfectly balanced rotational access and see our planet careering giddily off into the darkest recesses of space. The sort of size that if it stepped into the road in front of your car, you’d run out of fuel swerving around it. Couple this with an attitude of bullish, relentless self-assertion and a habitually offensive stance in any conversation then you’ve met the type of obnoxious fat cunt I’m talking about.

There’s one comes into our local. Jumbo’s arrival is heralded by the groaning of the foundations and floorboards. Then comes the badgering, belligerent, ear-splitting voice, which renders any existing conversation redundant. Shuffling meekly in behind Jumbo’s vast acreage of quivering backside, comes it’s partner. They have a vigorous sex life, she loudly and proudly proclaims. Now I couldn’t achieve erection in the same county as Jumbo, let alone the same room, so quite how he can manage to rut the fucking thing, is completely beyond me. Maybe he closes his eyes and thinks of Andrew Lloyd Webber turned inside-out.

She knows more about any subject on discussion, than everyone else in the bar combined, whether or not she’s been invited into the conversation. Any poor fucker needing a piss whilst Jumbo is holding forth has a choice of either (a) nipping out the front and pissing in the road, (b) pissing themselves where they stand, or (c) a 7 hour walk around the fat cunt, to the bogs. (Squeezing past it is NOT an option, unless you want to end up as a tattoo on Jumbo’s gargantuan arse).

But for me, what puts these vociferous land-masses into the “forefront of pure cunt” is that they just won’t stay quietly in the background of the pub. They have to be the centre of attention, expecting us to orbit around them.

Mouthy fat cunts.

Nominated by Cunt Reviled

Australians living in London

Nobody invited these annoying cunts here, atrocious accents, brash behaviour, loud as fuck, endless consumption of alcohol and most likely Vegan. And did they tell you they’re from Australia? Don’t worry, you’ll know straight away, because they just can’t fucking wait to tell you, whilst draped in the national flag, at the top of their voice, pissed as a fart.

Overpriced and overrated areas in South London such as Clapham and Tootling have been descended upon by those from Down Under, making it even more unbearable to walk the streets, as if it wasn’t enough being crammed full of middle-class mummies and sand demons, respectively. They’ll drain the local corner shop or Tesco Metro dry of booze, becoming insanely drunk before heading off to a rugby game on the tube, or simply fucking around on Clapham Common, annoying everyone who has the misfortune of being near them – and that’s just on a weekday. CUNTS.

Nominated by Lord Cuntony

The Irish Border

Ireland was partitioned in 1921 but there has never really been a hard border.

Irish citizens can come go under the ‘common travel area’ and this will continue, regardless of Brexit.

Irish citizens, my own family included, fought in the British army.

Switzerland has an EU border which is not exactly ‘hard’.

So what is the problem? Are we going to see billions of £s of black market trade? It seems to be mostly cattle and people crossing so this doesn’t seem likely. Besides which there are differential tax rates now anyway.

So what the fuck is the problem?

The IRA, sorry, Sinn Fein, are hinting at violence. Sounds like a threat to me, so no reason to be considered. The EU are using the border as some sort of line in the sand. Why?
Well, Ireland doesn’t like it. It will hit them I suppose but fuck them, it was our vote.
The EU have manufactured a crisis out of it, trading on May’s incompetence.

The Good Friday Agreement is dug out to bolster fears. But this agreement was signed by the murderers, Adams, MCGuiness et al because their day was done. So fuck them.

We either tell them to fuck off, the border is our business not theirs or offer to build a fucking wall. And while we are at it ban pikeys coming over here to wreck and fly tip which the Irish government has banned them from doing.

Fuck the Irish border.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Childhood in Rotherham

Police, politicians, social services and a whole freezer full orf snowflakes were warned that the following was likely to happen. Warnings were ignored. Then police, politicians ect ect were warned it was happening. Warnings were ignored. Then our friends above were warned it was escalating. Warnings were ignored.

Now after several years the scandal in one area has finally come to court and perpetrators convicted and sentenced. Heartfelt apologies from those with deaf ears sincerely delivered. No resignations though.

A breakthrough in society you might think, a determination to call a spade a spade? Some community leaders of the same ethnic background have observed that the perpertrators share their ethnicity and have been instantly condemned as “racist”. At least a promising start surely, light being shone in dark corners? Alas no, the abuse and degredation orf young girls by similar ethnic communities continues unabated across this once fair and gentle country. Warnings are ignored.

As an old India hand you might think me inured to most of the ills orf the world. I saw such sights as to kill all hope on Earth – endemic child abuse taking place beneath the cover of the surf amongst the floating turds orf the Bay orf Bengal, children for rent by the hour in the slums orf Calcutta, girls mutilated for the pleasure orf some fat Punjab in Lahore. Poor children kidnapped and put out to beg on the streets with deliberately deformed limbs prevented from healing to better monetise the injuries. The poor pray upon the destitute. Exploitation is normal.

As I read the following report on Sky News memories of the urchins smell and the fear in their eyes from India long ago hit me in the gut. Took most of a bottle orf me single malt to get me to sleep that night. This is going on now and it is beyond a cunt.

“Seven men found guilty of child sex abuse in Rotherham

One underage victim was “passed around” and raped by 100 men by the time she was 16 years old, Sheffield Crown Court heard.
Seven men have been found guilty of child sex abuse in the largest trial so far following the Rotherham abuse inquiry.
One underage victim was “passed around” and raped by 100 men by the time she was 16 years old, Sheffield Crown Court heard.
Another young victim became pregnant and had to have an abortion.
The case is the first major prosecution arising out of Operation Stovewood – the National Crime Agency’s massive inquiry into historical child sexual exploitation in the South Yorkshire town.

The defendants were found guilty following a trial lasting eight weeks.
The charges against them included rape, indecent assault and false imprisonment.

Those convicted of rape were Mohammed Imran Akhtar, 37, Tanweer Ali 37, Salah Ahmed El-Hakam, Nabeel Kurshid, 34, and Iqlak Yousaf, 34.
Another man found guilty of rape cannot be named for legal reasons.
Another defendant who was charged with offences of indecent assault and false imprisonment was acquitted.

So far, more than 1,500 victims of the Rotherham abuse scandal have been identified. The girls, who are now women in their 30s, were “lured by the excitement of friendship with older Asian youths” but then sexually assaulted and passed between men, the jury in the trial was told.

One of the victims told police she felt as though her childhood had been “snatched away.” Another said she had been plied with drugs and alcohol, taken to a location miles away from home and threatened with being abandoned alone if she did not have sex.

The court heard that after becoming pregnant the girl had an abortion because her parents were unsupportive. Prosecuting barrister Michelle Colborne said: “She suffered a great deal of psychological trauma as a result.” Ms Colborne also said that the five complainants in the trial were easy to target because they needed to be loved.

She said: “When they were in their teens, they were targeted, sexualised and, in some instances, subjected to acts of a degrading and violent nature at the hands of these men who sit in the dock.
“None of them had the maturity to understand that they were being groomed and exploited.” Ms Colborne added that the girls “believed sex of some kind or other was a necessary price for friendship”.

This investigation was set up in the wake of the 2014 Jay Report which revealed the shocking scale of exploitation in Rotherham between 1997 and 2013 and failure of police and social services to intervene.

Researcher Angie Heal previously described it as the “biggest child protection scandal in UK history”.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke