Parking Obsessed Neighbours Are Cunts.

Fucking morons who deliberately box you in and think they actually own the bit of road outside their house. One cretin just said to me,oh i’m allowed to park outside my neighbours house because he’s given me permission,IF you don’t move i’ll call the ‘ol bill. Fucking dull,useless cunts,i wish I could live in a detached gaff with no cunts for 20 miles in all directions. I’m becoming a Sociopathic Cunt in my 60’s.It’s not me, it’s all the other CUNTS.

Now get outta my fucking sight!

Nominated by Twinkletwat

If you think that the Frog president is a cunt shout ‘aye!’ (well, at least type it in).

The Gallic pipsqueak has recently sparked ‘disturbances’ (got to hand it to Les Cunts, they do a decent line in civil unrest) by increasing fuel taxes, supposedly as an environmental measure. With riot police and water cannon on the streets, the prick then has the cheek to try and shift the blame on to Marine Le Pen, claiming that she had incited the trouble.

I think he’s been rumbled and knows it, as the French increasingly come to recognise that they’ve elected a cunt. Finding himself in more than a spot of bother domestically, of which the fuel tax unrest is merely a symptom, the little weasel has tried to deflect attention and regain a bit of credibility by playing the foreign card. He’s stated that unless the UK is willing to ‘compromise’ in negotiations on fishing rights, talks on a wider trade deal will be ‘slow’. Translation; ‘give us the access we want to UK waters post Brexit, or we’ll throw a spanner in the works’. Without an agreement, the so-called ‘backstop plan’ would likely be implemented, and with it, a ‘temporary’ customs union for the whole of the UK.

It would be funny watching this shifty little pimple posturing, but for the fact that Theresa Wimp is probably pissing her pants at his crude blackmail rhetoric. My response to the slimy twat is simple. Stick to doing what you do best, namely, giving us your excellent Marshal Petain impersonation as you shove your head further and further up Reichfuhrer Merkel’s arse. In short, fuck off.

Monsieur, sans aucun doute, tu es une chatte.

Nominated by Ron Knee

The Democrats are about due a cunting.

Apart from the fact they’re LESS democratic than the fucking communist party, they’re also a bunch of whingeing, left wing, soft ass pansy, cheating pricks. Tuesday the 6th November saw the mid term elections in the US. In most states, things went relatively smoothly. However, things didn’t go quite that way in Arizona, Georgia or Florida.

Arizona saw a female Republican elected to the senate by a majority of 17,000 votes. Like Remainers here in the UK, the Democrats in that state were unable to accept the democratic result of a free election, so they whinged. Then they magically discovered a number of boxes full of ballots that hadn’t been counted and demanded a recount. Surprise, surprise. The ballots were all for the Democrat candidate. Now, after winning by a majority of 17,000, the Republican has LOST by 2,000 votes. There’s a recount going on for the Governorship of Georgia, because the Democrat candidate lost, and the Democrats magically found boxes full of votes for the Democrat candidate.

Best of all though, Florida has been forced to do a recount, because both the Democratic candidate for Governor, and the candidate for Senator both lost. Anybody care guess what happened next? The head of elections in Broward county announced the mysterious discovery of a number of ballot boxes. Anyone care to guess who the votes favoured? There is a photo on the net, taken at night, that showed ballot boxes being transferred from somebodies car into a rental truck. A truck that mysteriously disappeared until it became clear that the Democrat candidates were losing. Then they magically reappeared. The counting in Florida STILL hasn’t finished, because a couple of the machines being used to count them ‘overheated’. Two states actually gave up altogether because it was such a shit show.

Even more mysterious is why the fuck the woman in charge of elections in Broward county is allowed anywhere near ballot boxes without at least a dozen independent witnesses. Brenda Snipes has, in the past been accused of destroying ballots, opening ballots in private, using invalid postal votes (which has also happened this time) and generally behaving in a way that makes you wonder how the fuck she can call herself a Democrat. She has, on at least one occasion, been found by a Federal judge, to have tampered with votes. And it’s known that on the eve of the 2016 election, she met with Hillary Clinton. Yet here she is, supervising voting in Broward county.

Like Remainers, it’s been two years since the US elected Donald Trump, and the childish fuckers are still whining and refusing to accept the result. “NOT MY PRESIDENT”. They shout. “ARE YOU AMERICAN CITIZENS”? I shout in reply. “THEN YES, HE FUCKING IS YOUR PRESIDENT. GET OVER IT”.

Cunts!

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

George Osborne’s Amateur Standard:

Hold the front page please for The Pig-Fuckers best mate who continues his insane Project Fear on a daily basis with his ham-fisted *editorship* of London’s sole evening paper – which they can’t even give away judging by the number of copies at major stations and shops the following morning.

This is the latest fucking stupid cuntery:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/brexit-antidepressant-prescriptions-increased-after-eu-referendum-vote-study-shows-a3995451.html.

This prim mouthed little cunt couldn’t edit a bus ticket. He is as useless at this job as he was as a so-called politician.

Let’s get together and buy him a ticket to Dignitas. He is a total waste of oxygen just like the other EU fetishists.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs