‘Friends’
I’d like cunt the “hit” TV sitcom ‘Friends’, and others like it.

It’s been years since it came to its well overdue end, but, as it is shown daily on Comedy Central, it still holds the power to turn twenty-something men into cucked, feeble, needy, mangina faggots, and women into broody, conventional, lactating, vapid frumps.

Lets take the situation of Joey and Chandler. In the early seasons, all they wanted to do get laid, go to sports events, sit on their arses and watch TV. Like most blokes do.
Enter Monica, a colourless, cleaning-obsessed, insecure, neurotic rake with small tits and a gob so big you could practically sit in it.
At some point, she ends up fucking Chandler. What happens? He turns into a soft, spiritless, sprog-yearning, blank-firing shadow of his former self, controlled by his dictator-like spouse, raising babies that aren’t even his own. Nice.

And this is exactly my point, the TV shows and movies that are being pushed onto the public are rife with this banal, brainwashing picture-perfect, wholesome, happy family, child-promoting bollocks, completely devoid of creativity, individuality and originality. And to top it off, nowadays, it’s teeming with PC rhetoric, token minorities in the spotlight (because Muslims are just like us and can be funny too, you know!) substandard plots and even worse dialogue. Turning, what could be free-thinking, intelligent, young men and women into boring, uninteresting, production line, sound-to-be depressed and sexually frustrated zombies.

Nominated by Lord Cuntony

The Leicester Three
Three men have been found guilty of murder after setting fire to a shop in Leicester. Petrol was used to start the fire, and the resulting explosion caused the deaths of five people. The court heard that the shopkeeper and two friends destroyed the property in an insurance scam because the business was failing. According to the prosecutor, ‘the devastation caused was carried out with the intention to kill’.
Clearly these callous brutes were completely driven by greed, and acted without any sense of human decency whatsoever. The full authority and weight of the law must be brought to bear to ensure that these monsters can never again present a threat to society.
Time to name and shame those responsible as Aram Kurd, Arkan Ali, and Hawkar Hassan. Er, hang on… How could these men ever hope to receive a fair trial? Clearly they’re hapless victims of repressive white privilege, of a patriarchal justice system that is inherently fascistic and institutionally racist (burble). Right on I mean right thinking individuals everywhere (blah) must stand and fight this bigotry in the name of Social Justice. Social Justice Warriors unite! Free The Leicester Three!!

Nominated by Ron Knee

‘If you have been affected by….’

I would like to nominate the scaredy cunts in charge of telly land (in particular the BBC and C4) who think the general public are incapable of watching something on TV, without needing pampering and counselling on the outcome of something fictional in case they shit themselves or slit their wrists once the credits finish rolling. I am referring to the ‘if you’ve been affected by any of the issues raised in tonights episode’ or ‘for support information ring 03 blah fuckin blah for a recorded message or visit our website’. Is this bollocks really necessary? If these twats cannot deal with the fictional dross in the soaps or whatever other crap they are ‘being affected by’ then they should use what little brain power they have left and press the bloody power button or change channel. I’ll wager most of these fragile viewers are against Brexit, so as a footnote they can take their re-moaning carcasses outside and fuck off to somewhere else.

Nominated by The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

I wish to nominate thrill seekers / daredevils who do stupid stunts and then wonder why they get injured or more likely killed. Just as bad are their ‘social media followers’ who describe the dead twat as a legend, who lived life to the max etc…
Well he wasn’t a legend, he was an irresponsible stupid twat , who dared the devil, and the devil won. Serves the stupid twat right, for being a twat.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Emergency cunting nomination for Border Force the UK’S – so called – English Channel patrol.

220 fighting age, mainly “peaceful” men have descended on our country since November.

That’s the trickle before the downpour because once those cunts – courtesy of the AL-BEEB (which reaches northern France) – realise we’re open, the rest of the cunts will follow!

To make matters worse the Home Secretary has declared a state of emergency and wants more than the ONE UK border patrol boat sent to the channel.

What the fuck for!?! So they can pick more of the cunts up and fetch them here for a life of FoC milk and honey!?!

And how many have invaders been deported out of that 220 thus far? Well if you take the last digit of that number you’d be right!

Then – to add insult to injury – some bulldog looking SJW dyke comes on from “Kent Refugee Action Network” (yes that’s actually a thing) saying that blighty ISN’T very attractive to migrants and that WE have a very high opinion of ourselves to think that they want to come here. So how come they’ve travelled 2,000 miles+ to get here then luv?

Oh it’s because we’re a soft touch unlike wealthy oil rich states like Saudi Arabia who are much closer and more in tune with their bastard religious and dietary requirements!

Well she wants more boats to make their transition easier! Well I bet you do because bean flicking doesn’t produce any kids for you to have a vested interest in the future does it luv!

Welcome to the era of the Kalergi Replacement Plan wrapped up in the Marrakech Agreement that our weak as maiden’s piss, humpty-backed leader signed without batting an eyelid because she’s another cunt (like Merkel and Macron) who have no vested interest in our future!

Fuck off you do-gooder SJW cunts! They’re not staying here!

Fuck off UK Government and do a proper job of defending our borders which means REPELLING invaders not helping the cunts across!

And finally to all 3rd world shithole migrants: you are not welcome. Please fuck off or at least have the decency to drown before you get here!

I’m sorry if this is harsh but I no longer care. They weren’t asked or invited to come here. They’re just a further drain on our almost exhausted resources.

FUCK OFF! WE’RE FULL!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel Without A Cunt