Little Mix are cunts…
These tuneless pop puppet slappers getting their kit off as a ‘feminist message’? Please pick me up off the fucking floor… If a bird wants to pose in the rick then fair enough… But it’s hilarious that they make out that it’s ’empowering’ and some sort of gesture about equality, just because they don’t have the intelligence to do anything else… See also Kim Lardassian, Rita Oral, and Emily Ratashagbag… It’s selling sex and nothing more… The Little Mix tarts have also covered their naked bodies in ‘nasty names’ that they’ve been called over the years… Funny that, I didn’t see the words ‘Slags’ ‘Talentless’ ‘Footballer Fuckers’ ‘Music Industry Whores’ and ‘Strippers’ there… Which is what everybody does call them…

And it’s photoshopped to buggery and all….

Nominated by Norman

Danny Dyer must be grievously cunted.

Just when you tought What A Load Of Sneery Old Toss (HIGNFY – Haemorrhoids, Ingrowing Egos, Glans, Nads, Farts, Yuck..) couldn’t possibly get any worse, they’ve given the job to this appalling wannabe fourth-division footballer-type dingleberry.

I haven’t watched it for ages, as Slapped Baby-Arse Face superheats my piss.
Dyer is an utter sphincter.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Dolce & Gabbana

I can´t imagine ISACers know or care about this Italian outfit that makes bling for the globalized brain-washed trash whose idea of the good life is to take a selfie in front of a famous landmark while flaunting a designer brand.

However, guess what these monsters have just done? No less than running an advert showing a Chinese woman eating spaghetti Bolognese – and enjoying it – with CHOPSTICKS!!!

By doing so, the company has apparently upset every single one of the 1.3 billion Chinese who pollute this planet by failing to respect their ancient culture, Confucian traditions and, of course, behaving in a RACIST way.

Such was the outcry that Dolce & Gabbana themselves – they really exist believe it or not and are couple of middle-aged jerk-offs – one bald, one thatched, one specky four-eyed and other not – in matching black tee shirts, appeared on video and made a groveling apology. Please forgive us they whined, fearful that they would lose market for their crappy overprice products.

The big joke is that the Chinese are about the biggest racists in the world. They despise every other country and culture and set up their own ghettoes wherever they go, exploiting the local culture as far as possible and giving nothing back.

And for every successful Chinese scientist, doctor and engineer, there are container loads of illiterate swamp dwellers who have no idea of how to behave in a civilized way. I found myself in the midst of a crowd of them on an intercontinental flight recently and had to endure their ugly quacking language and lack of manners. I tried to be polite and give one of them his boarding card which he had dropped as he was shoving something the size of a washing machine into the overhead locker but he did not even look at me. As soon as the plane landed and was still taxiing, he got up and tried to remove it. Thankfully the airline staff were used to these people and ordered the unwashed oaf to sit down.

Nominated by Somewhat Jaded

Right, Epson are getting cunted. Big time. It seems that every fucking month (sometimes more frequently) my Cuntson printer decides to fuck up. It also doesn’t let me load in that much paper (we’re talking less than 20 pages here), meaning I keep having to stand there reloading it, it guzzles ink like a slut at a cum convention (I wish I had thought of that joke but I nicked it from Reddit) – and no matter how often I check the ink cartridges and find out there’s plenty of ink left in there I STILL keep getting the same ‘replace ink cartridges’ message – and, to top it all off, it won’t even let me print in black and white without replacing that fucking cartridge either. I know other companies do it too but none of them do it anywhere near as bad as what Epson do. So fuck you Cuntson for deliberately trying to suck as much money out of me as possible, you fucking cunts. Oh, and did I mention they were cunts?

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Advertising is a cunt.

There are many reasons that it’s a cunt but it’s really had my piss boiling lately.

It used to be that companies used the advertising industry to sell their products.
They would show the product with a catchy slogan, some upbeat music, even some humour…

Now the advertising industry use the companies to push their marxist identity politics ideology on the unsuspecting public.

The worst are McCains chips and Maltesers…
What the fuck has being bent got to with chips?
Why do have to watch a strawberry or deaf cunt explaining how they wanked someone off last night just so that they can sell some shit chocolate?
If it was a “normal” person advertising chocolate by describing how they just wanked someone off then there’d be complaints.
Besides, if and able boddied guy went on a date with a tard and got wanked off by her having a spasm, wouldn’t that be looked at as some kind of abuse?
The femenazi, #metoo, rape culture cunts would be all over it…
“Arrest that evil man!!” They’d all be yelling at top of their Twitter voices. “How dare he take advantage of this poor girl.”

Unfortunately these companies are more than happy to show how progressive and woke they are by pinning their brand to this shite…
At least I now know who NOT to give my money to in future.

Mongteasers and McCains. Cunts.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage