Have a nice day.
What’s wrong with a good old cheery “Ta-ta” or “Bye” or “See yer next time”?
Why are we faced with this cuntish Americanism everywhere we go?
This teeth grindingly annoying phrase was idly thrown at me by some mouth breathing, hard of thinking low brow as I left a supermarket the other day. It was after 9pm. I rest my fucking case.
Oh, and while I’m on, what about……..”reach out.”?
Nominated by Pipesmoka
I’m going to nominate Christmas for a cunting.
Not Christmas as we remember it, the one where your present was a carefully selected item you really wanted and behaved to deserve.
Not the Christmas where we waited until December to make the decorations at school and prepare for the nativity play.
The Christmas I want to cunt is this millennial multicultural greedy overpriced faux-sentimental load of fucking crap that we have to put up with these days. I fucking hate it and I’m sure everyone who enjoys this site will have plenty to say about why we say “for Christ’s sake” plenty at this time of year but for the wrong reasons.
Nominated by Ethelred Bedhead
God. A total cunt. Omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent – the omnicunt.
Has made a total balls of everything and, in true cunt fashion, will doubtlessly blame feckless humans for not sticking to the script, climatic or geological disturbances (which he incidentally rejects any responsibility for – a heads-up for the insurance cunts) or his beardy hipster son. Who’s also by definition a cunt.
Nominated by Shavi Tupuraz
(Person Christmas)
What’s Person Christmas? Well, it’s the non-gender version of Father Christmas and it’s coming soon. Apparently, according to a recent poll, a lot of people don’t care which gender old Saint Nick is. Gina Battye, an LGBT+ identity coach, tells BBC Three that it’s great that more than 17% of people reportedly want a gender-neutral Santa. Hmm. Which begs the question: What the fuck is an identity coach?
? You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry,
Better not pout I’m telling you why,
. Non-gender Santa’s coming to town.?
Perhaps you want to ruin, befuddle and besmirch everybody’s Christmas memories through the decades, perhaps you want to re-write beloved children’s stories, perhaps you just want to shit on everybody’s fun.
? “I saw Mummy kissing non-gender Santa, underneath the Christmas tree….” ?
Here we go. Another smash’n’grab to further belittle the male of the species. Dr.Who, James Bond, the madness will continue. Equal Opportunities for Myths! I’m surprised we still have snowmen left. I can just hear this sour-faced identity coach, “Why are they men? Why are they white? Why are they naked? PERVERT! Let’s teach the world to build non-gender snow persons without oppressive pronouns! Frosty The Snow-queer who identifies as an Easter Bunny!”
Listen Ladyboy, it’s FATHER CHRISTMAS and he’s a long-time, happy concept that brings a little bit of magic to a sombre Wintertime.. Why don’t you take your envy, your misery, your pc carping and shut the fuck up you malignant, titless bulldyke.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous
Michael Gove
Nominated this foul excuse for a human being about 3 months ago but it seems to have vanished into thin air.
No matter, the passage of time has simply underlined my original analysis. At the time I said we don’t need this slippery , back stabbing little weasel on our side. During the referendum campaign anyone watching him on the telly could just tell this is a cunt not to be trusted. He was , and is, a fucking liability in the same way that Blair is for the Remoaners.
Where is he now? Wormed his way back into the cabinet, licking the Hunchback’s arse and supporting her sell out all the way. What a fucking two faced fucking bastard this bloke is.
Incidentally, a certain James O’Shithead rates him as the most intelligent cunt in the Tory Party.
I rest my case.
Nominated by Freddie the Frog