Nomination: Deluded Fucks.

Is it me or is the whole world (or just the internet) absolutely full of deluded fucks who see reality as they want it to be rather than how it actually is? I give you…

1/ Deluded fucks who think they are women when they have a Y-chromosome. When a person is suffering from anorexia, you don’t play into their illness and shout ‘put down the fork, tubby.’ Yes, there are a small number of people who suffer from gender dysphoria but the amount of attention this issue receives is completely disproportionate to the number of (genuine) cases.

2/ Deluded fucks who think I should ‘celebrate’ their sex life. Fuck that. Even more deluded are the people who expect me to pay for their sex life.

3/ Deluded fucks who think supporting the brutal neoliberal international order erected since the mid 1970s is left-wing. The same deluded fucks who think a 300,000+ yearly increase in population has no effect on house prices. Demand and supply is racist!

4/ Deluded fucks who think the special circumstances of the second half of the eighteenth century that enabled a small group of rainy islands in the North Atlantic to become the world’s leading power can be replicated in the twenty first century. Twats.

5/ Deluded fucks who love to slag off Judaism and Christianity but praise a younger and more aggressive version of the same bullshit ‘religion.’

6/ Deluded fucks who think reading a book and disliking the contents is the same as hating the people who CHOOSE to follow the sordid teachings of that book (or, more likely, have those teachings imposed upon them).

7/ Deluded fucks who claim to be feminists and scream the place down about the ‘injustices’ suffered by multimillionaire (mostly white) Hollywood actress whilst ignoring the misogyny, FGM and forced marriage inflicted on (mostly nonwhite) women throughout the Middle East and South Asia.

8/ Deluded fucks who think an endless scrap over a worthless strip of desert on the eastern coast of the Mediterranean between two sets of religious fucktards is the most important geopolitical issue in the world today. To the mouth breathers obsessed with this non-issue, what about Abkhazia, Transnistria or the Sahrawi Republic? But then, most of them couldn’t find the Isle of Wight if presented with a map of the world. (Please note: this is an endorsement of neither side in this dispute. I simply don’t give a fuck).

9/ Deluded fucks who go on about ‘international law’ (an entirely fictitious concept) when going on about some refugees but switch to talking about ‘morality’ when the Refugee Convention of 1951 becomes inconvenient to their desire to rescue migrants on boats in the Channel.

And finally…

10/ Deluded fucks who think spending 20 minutes venting their spleen on the award-winning website ISAC will have any effect on anything.

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Social Justice Warriors.

Social Justice Wankers. What a tedious, shrill bunch of obsessive drones they are. You’ll no doubt have met one or two of these perpetually offended paragons of virtue in your time, or at least followed their nasty antics in the meeja.
You know the type. They espouse a radical ideology founded in identity politics and their notion of ‘victimhood’. According to their warped mindset just about anyone in society can be identified as a ‘victim’, as being ‘oppressed’; gays, women, transgenders, ethnic minorities… Who’s actually ‘the oppressor’ then? Well you’ve guessed it, it’s white, heterosexual males.Yes white straights, you’re ‘privileged’.The perception of ‘privilege’ does indeed seem essential to the wanker mentality of intimidation. It’s their big stick to beat you with, and they’ll demand constant remorse and contrition from you as redress for this shameful state of affairs. Comply and you fall into the trap; for these cunts it’s all about control of the agenda and control of YOU.
Don’t waste your time trying to engage with these ideologues. You’re either with them or you’re against them, and there’s no room for compromise. Conform to their rigid orthodoxy in thought and action or they’ll come at you, and it’ll be hard and mean. Failure to comply means that their Orwellian Newspeak will be coming your way. You’ll be judged and found guilty of being ‘phobic’ against somebody or everybody. You’ll have committed ‘microaggressions’, ‘hate crime’ or ‘cultural appropriation’. They’ll call you ‘regressive’ if you’re troubled by the notion of ‘gender fluidity’ and can’t be compelled to accept odd sounding personal pronouns. Defend your right to your own opinions and the freedom to express them and they’ll shriek ‘fascist’ in your face.
Yes, SJWs are very determined shriekers. They’ll scweam and scweam and stamp their little feet for all they’re worth in order to shout you down. If they don’t succeed they’ll try to stop you from voicing an opinion at all, and they’ll justify this with a piece of ‘no platform for racists and fascists’ sloganising.
The supreme irony where SJWs is concerned is that they embody the very traits that they purport to condemn. They’re bigoted, dogmatic, irrational, authoritarian bullies who can’t even comprehend that their demeanour alienates people and damages their own case. Next time one of these imbecilic loonies bristles at you to ‘check your privilege’ I suggest that you call them out on their bullshit. Laugh in their face and invite them to ‘check their own smug condescension’, then tell them to take their neo Marxist psychobabble and FUCK.RIGHT.OFF. Believe me, it’ll trigger them into full on Owen Jones meltdown mode. Enjoy!!

Nominated by Ron Knee

Vegans are cunts of the highest order.

They are truly the worst fucking kind of people around – you don’t need to spot a vegan because they tell you they’re plant munching cunts, even if you don’t ask.

What’s worse, are the extreme ones that have pets and feed them on a vegan diet – no fucking dog wants a dandelion… it wants meat…hell, it would rather eat its own shit than eat a fucking bit of foliage.

Activists, going around vandalising stuff and intimidating good, honest working people, think it’s ok to push their cult on to you. Well enough…. I would happily rub a juicy bit of ribeye round the face of a malnourished, stinking, tongue pierced bitch and eat it raw.

Cunts.

Nominated by Bear Cunt

Hot on the heels of a recent nom, PETA is getting it again. Just listened to an anemic, hectoring vegan moron on the radio whinging that phrases such as, “flogging a dead horse” and “killing two birds with one stone” are enabling animal cruelty. She suggests that instead of saying, “grabbing the bull by the horns”, we should say, “grabbing a rose by the thorns”.

Congratulations PETA, you’ve just motivated me to get my coat on and drive to the local takeaway to pick up a couple of bacon rolls.

Nominated by Shite & Onions

‘Gum Gobbers’
We’re all well acquainted with the problems posed by anti-social behaviour. We’ve waxed lyrical on ‘IAC’ on a range of such behaviour, from cunt cyclists to litter louts, through to druggies. I hereby nominate another category of anti-social fuckwit to the list, who, for want of a better term, I’ll label ‘gum gobbers’.
Gum gobbers are tosspots who chew gum then spit it out wherever they happen to be; in the street, a shopping precinct, the underground etc and so on. You see gobs of this shit everywhere, stuck like superglue. It paints a disgusting picture, but beyond that, it’s environmentally unfriendly. Being made of a form of rubber, it’s extremely tough and durable, and takes a very long time to degrade. Just try getting a lump of this guck off your shoe, and then imagine being in the position of a local council, trying to remove literally tons of it that have been deposited in public places every year, at a cumulative cost of millions to the nation.
Manufacturers of this crap are as culpable as the wankers who spit it out. They claim to have tried to create a biodegradable alternative, but that this hasn’t proved possible. Oh really, or are you just not prepared to put enough of your vast profits into a real search, Mr Wrigley? I’d love to see a levy put on your product to help pay for clearing the mess you help to create in Britain, so put that in your corporate pipe and smoke it.
In the front line of this cunting however are the gobbers themselves. The thick arsewipes are too lazy to dispose of their shit responsibly, and instead deposit it, with a glob of their spit, onto the pavement by the cartload. I’d make all of you fuckers get down on your hands and knees and scrape your muck up with a spoon. Then I’d make you eat it while an army of paid enforcers kicked your arses. It would be money well spent, you shitheaded cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee