The BBC (03)

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The BBC deserve a massive cunting for their final 6 O’clock news broadcast of 2018. Looking forward to the new year they sent reporters around the country to ask ‘ordinary’ people what their hopes were for 2019. Lo and fucking behold everyone they featured proclaimed the correct opinions as approved by the BBC. They even found a Welshman who ( despite Wales voting massively to leave the EU) expressed the hope that Brexit would be cancelled. Talk about bias. Fuck you BBC , fuck you to fucking hell you cunts.

Nominated by Jack

The Last Leg

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How has The Last Leg not been cunted before? This pile of wank used to be a really good show during the 2012 Paralympics and in the ensuing years after it – but then Brexit and Trump happened, and its true regressive colours started to shine through. Here’s an example of an episode from the most recent season:
The boys discuss Brexit, Trump, the murder of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and the papoose with Tracey Ullman and award Alex for his activism but also punish him with the global warming challenge for losing their vegan bet.
I stopped watching the show in February last year and it seems it’s just gotten worse and worse since then – which is a shame as it used to be genuinely funny. Fuck them (please don’t sue me for copyright infringement DF).

 

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt

Lettings Agents

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Lettings Agents
Letting Agents are long overdue for a nomination to ISAC.
Visited one recently – included amongst the long list of up front charges, was a ‘check in’ and ‘check out’ fee. In other words, an inventory fee when you move in and again when you move out.
So being the logical person that I am, I queried why I should have to pay an inventory fee on moving in, when the previous tenant had just paid the same fee on moving out, especially since the inventory would not change between his and my occupancy. I was met with a blank look. Then I queried the need for their £50 + VAT ‘miscellaneous admin charges’, and asked what was covered, which wasn’t already covered by all the other exorbitant fees. Again, a blank look from the up-herself, designer spec wearing, twat behind the desk. Thieving barstewards, the lot of them.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Rabbie Burns [2]

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What better way to kick off the New Year than with a haggis-loaded cunting of Scotland’s own national treasure, Rabbie Burns…?

I went to his birthplace and museum a couple of months back and concluded that apart from being a right know it all, a social justice warrior and a shirt lifter, he wrote some really shite poetry. His ode to the haggis is bad enough without that nasty little new year dirge Auld Lang Syne. What the fuck do those words mean anyway? Well, for those of you who give shit ( and I certainly don’t ) the title actually means ‘back in the day’ or ‘days gone by’ and goes on to say the best way to remember old friends is to get pissed out of your brain. I gather the Scots are quite good at that.

So fuck New Year, definitely fuck Jools Holland’s annual hootenanny, stick your haggis up your arse and do to Rabbie Burns what should be done with all treasures – bury the bugger somewhere you can’t find it…

Nominated by Dioclese