The CBI

Officially The Confederation of British Industry, in reality Cunts, Bastards and Idiots.
The relentless Remain agenda and threats to their comfortable boardroom lifestyles on the backs of the workforce. Of course it’s in their interests in Free Movement allowing them to import an endless supply of cheap foreign labour and maximise their obscene bonuses and share options.

Big business in this country has become synonymous with tax avoidance, speculation, over-remuneration ….. all cushioned by a declining Exchange Rate allowing them to export ever more cheaply.

The CBI are no more than the association of spivs in suits designed to lend them an air of respectability.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

The BAFTAs

I’m surprised no one has already cunted this.
The highlight of the evening was Andy Sirkismyass, stating “film without music is like Queen without Freddie Mercury”……..Funny they’ve toured several times as Queen without him. Anyway he then made a weak reference to Britain without Europe or some such bollocks.

At the end of the day just by looking at the nominees you knew it was either going to be the black person, the woman, a film no one has heard or or some Johnny Foreigner.

BAFTA, acronym for

Bring
Another
Fucking
Twat
Along.

Nominated by Halloween Cunthook

Kate Hudson the latest to nail her colours to the genderless narrative deserves a cunting.
Quoted as stating this about her newborn baby with boyfriend Danny Fujikawa, that she doesn’t Know which gender her newborn daughter will identify as, so she and her boyfriend are taking a ‘genderless’ approach to raising her.
She’s a girl you cunt, she’ll know she’s a girl, like practically every other little girl in the world. She’ll only get confused about her gender when you weird cunts start messing with her mind and introducing this third fictitious sex. Fuck me this baby should have every privilege in the world being born to you, yet you decide to leap on the gender express and ruin any chance she has of a normal stable life you total cunt.
A sub cunting to the boyfriend who chose to blow his beans up this fuckers chuff and not having the balls to tell her she’s a fucked up, media craving sorry excuse for a mother.
Incidentally Hudson now has 3 kids by 3 different fathers and no doubt we’ll see all of them in some sort of therapy before they hit adulthood. God help any other kids this cunt manages to produce.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

The Public Prosecution Service

These cunts are still pursuing ex soldiers regarding ‘Bloody Sunday’ which happened in 1972.

The Paras overreacted, yes, but this was a hostile, dangerous environment. None of it was premeditated like the IRA murders. I wonder if any of the cunts in the Public Prosecution Service could have held their nerve.

We pay known murderers such as Adams and McGuinness (deceased, rot in peace) to serve as representatives in NI. The IRA crimes seem to be forgotten. But these self serving, desk-bound, paper shufflers are still going after pensioner British soldiers.

Despicable cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Trimmed bushes

Whenever you trim your bush, you tidy your mess up after you have finished cutting your hedge .
But there are a certain bunch of cunts out there called farmers who are a law to themselves.
Bent Dennis and I live in the country side . We have a lovely garden, which we look after.
We have bushes,hedges, plants, etc. And all the cuttings are tidied up and put on the compost heap. The spillage of hedge cuttings that fall on the pavement are also cleared up .
What gets on our tits is Farmer Giles cutting his hedges and leaving all his shit all over the road, causing a puncture hazard, which has happened to me on one occasion. What thoughtless cunts they all are. If Joe Bloggs had made this mess outside of his own house, he’d be reported to the council and told to clean it up or be fined. But Mr Farmer cuntface gets away with it all the time.
The slurry they leave on the roads when the smelly bastards are muck spreading in their fields is another story.

Nominated by Mince Pie Guy