The British Political System

I recently signed a petition to call for an automatic by-election if an MP leaves the party they were voted in on e.g. Anna Sourberry. The petition was unsuccessful and the Cabinet Office responded here:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/242193

Apparently you vote for an individual, not a party and that individual can do what they like once elected. The individual doesn’t constitutionally represent the party they stood for. Wtf?? Well we have a rotten system don’t we? The House of Lords is unelected, we have government by an unelected cabinet and now it turns out that your MPs are just a random collection of individuals.

I’m staggered that our constitution is a shit fest of unfairness. Bunch of cuuuunts!

Nominated by Cuntologist

A drive-by Cunting for B.T.

I’m currently being deluged with both recorded and live calls from Cunts claiming to be about to cut my internet off. Obvious bollocks.
I’m on that Telephone Preference Service, but still getting them. Now, what really fucks me off is that, in this day and age,with all the technology available to B.T., it must be possible for them to shut these Cunts down. I rather suspect that if B.T. was losing money over these calls,a solution would be found pretty fucking quickly.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Adil Kayani from Birmingham

Who is this cunt you may ask?

A peaceful who has filed a case against Easy Jet for Religious Profiling. This cunt was on a plane from Morocco to Birmingham.

After 15 solid minutes the steward of Easy Jet gave up knocking and being told “Yeah Ill be out in a minute hang on” he opened the shitter door on the cunt. Of course he was having a monster crap, and not of course planning to take the plane out so the steward is now up on a charge for profiling the cunt because he is muslim.

What a CUNT. Steward should be given an award for bravery. If the blast didn’t kill him, Imagine the smell.

Nominated by King Cunt

May the Delay

According to Al-Beeb, Our Beloved Leader (piss be upon her) is to write to the EU to ask for a Brexit delay until 30 June at the earliest, with a further possible extension of up to two years.
Well now, there’s a surprise and no mistake. Who would possibly have thought that Muppet May would not be true to her word? You know, ‘Brexit means Brexit’. She wouldn’t be dreaming of trying to kick the whole thing into the long grass, would she? She couldn’t be trying to engineer a ‘Brexit In Name Only’ scenario, effectively keeping us arm-locked by Brussels in perpetuity? Surely not. She’s a Rt. Honourable MP after all, and we all know that honour matters far above all else to our esteemed and respected representatives in Parliament.
What’s that you say? They’re mostly a bunch of snivelling, conniving, duplicitous, malicious, hypocritical, backstabbing, unprincipled pygmy cunts, bent on wrecking Brexit in defiance of a referendum outcome they promised to uphold? Never. For shame, sir! Ordure! ORDURE!

Yet another well deserved and eloquent cunting of the Maybot by Ron Knee

NAUGHTY BOY RAPPERS

There ought to be in London, though there isn’t as yet, a radio station called Sadiq FM where lads of a certain ethnic make-up could get together to practice their *drill rap*.

Take a look at these charmers and consider just how many “incidents” like this one they have caused in the last couple of years – far more than under Livingstone and Johnson. Just as long as Citizen Khan has time for his daily fucktard “remainer” rap:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/drill-rapper-who-pointed-shotgun-at-police-while-wearing-clown-mask-jailed-for-23-years-a4080476.html

Nominated by W. C. Boggs