Cultural Appropriation. The right-on cunts at the BBC are never slow to peddle their own ‘fake news’ when it suits, but when it also advances their diversity propaganda it gives them a special creamy orgasm over their skinny lattes. The above piece of unfettered, off-the-leash, cuntitude is typical of what licence payers suffer for their hard-earned, typical of what a cuntburden the BBC has become to us all.
So this abject shite not only suggests that white people should avoid sending emojis with brown hands and faces but they should not even reference black people in short video clips and memes, lest they commit ‘digital-blackface.’ You cannot make it up. Let’s be clear, the notion of cultural-appropriation has been cooked up to allegedly ‘protect’ so-called ‘cultural artefacts’ misappropriated by a white, mainstream culture. These artefacts, they say, should only be used by people of the culture from which they originate. Never mind sharing like rational, reasonable people. So white people using images of black people is dubious according to the BBC.
A little white kid getting her hair braided is totally out too. Not acceptable. That’s cultural appropriation apparently. Hair braids belong, as a cultural artefact, to black culture. As does wearing dangly earrings (err… I’ll let them scrap it out with the gypsies over that one). As does, we are now being told, sending a thumbs-up emoji showing a brown hand. White people should ‘think carefully’ before ‘appropriating’ any of these sacred cultural objects. Well , if they insist, I think I can just about live with that.
So when I see black people in a car I say, ‘wait a minute, white people invented cars, that’s cultural appropriation.’
When I see black people in an aircraft I now say, ‘white people invented aeroplanes, that’s cultural appropriation.
When I see a black person using any number of thousands of day to day goods and services invented by white people I think, ‘that’s cultural appropriation.’
And when I see a black person in hospital using an MRI machine I say, ‘hold on, white people invented MRI machines. Excuse me, but that’s a culturally-appropriated machine. Get out and go and hair-braid the fuck out of your cancer instead!
Nominated by Zippy



