are cunts.

Check out the Temu croissant lamp:

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We’ve all bought Chinese knock off crap from the tiny men with fiendish yellow brains, or so I am told. But who would have imagined they would be dipping breakfast pastries in plastic and knocking them out for under a tenner? Brilliant.

Of course, any croissant lamp that uses an actual croissant is definitely a fake. A real croissant lamp costs around £90.00.

The possibilities for making a few quid seem limitless. Maybe one day there will be a cunt lamp…

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

We hear a lot about white supremacists. But it is pandering to the vocabulary of the left to not even ask what the fuck is a “white supremacist” never mind, by logical progression, what is a “black supremacist”? We just seem to have accepted that white is the only shade of supremacy.

Well, good news is at hand, and it turns out there are indeed black supremacists out there. And by any reasonable measure I’d say this kiddy-diddling 135 year stretch Islamic mentalist does black supremacy proud (if being noticed at all costs is the name of the game).

It’s a brief musing, but I suppose it can be summarised as: Black / White – turns out you can be a wrong ‘un whatever your complexion. Who knew!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_York

Nominated by: Balsamic Dave

The targetted killing of young girls dancing was definitely not a Terrorist Act.
Oh no. Certainly not. Perish the thought. Islam is religion of peace. Dont take my word for it, listen to the Imams and Justin Welsby.
Muslims would never do that. Good thing Kweer dealt with the rioters who had this mistaken idea.

Hang on. What’s this?:

”The teenager accused of murdering three young girls in Southport has been charged with producing the poison ricin and possessing a military study of an al-Qaeda training manual.”

al-Qaeda? That’s one of those Far Right groups isnt it? Doesnt Tommy Robinson (real name Yoko Ono) head it up?

The cops knew this on day one. The PM would certainly know. (Kweer Charmer)
So what was all this 2 tier justice about? Releasing sex offenders etc so that daft yobbos could do real time.

Fishy as fuck.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Hold the front page for a cunting for everybody’s favourite pompous comic. It could only be The Guardian, whose editor is apparently offering “counselling” for staff upset by Donald Trump’s win.

What a snivelling bunch of bed wetters that paper must employ – they were lucky they were not around in the early 50s for the Korean war, or Aden in 1960, the 1962 Cuban missile crisis or the 1966 Aberfan disaster, or Hillsborough in 1989. Those events were more than “upsetting”

The staff must be very jejune if they find themselves unable to cope with the result of a democratic election. God knows what will happen when Kweer gets slung out in four or five years time.

This from a paper which forever pleads poverty and seeks donations from even casual readers.

The editor has missed a trick here – time was, when Saturday newspapers used to give away free CDs, or even books, or perhaps a voucher for £10 off at Tesco. This would have been an ideal opportunity to show their generosity to their readers – how about a free pair of rubber knickers attached to their otiose front page?

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Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Hair by lego, C.A.

Becky is a gobby cunt isn’t she?

I can’t remember who said it (a German philosopher, I think) “If Socialists knew about economics, they wouldn’t be Socialists”. That seems very true for Rachel from Accounts. She did allow a “penny off a pint of beer”, no doubt because Sir Keir loves beer so much, but she must have thought it was 1959 again, when such largesse was so popular with Daily Mirror readers. I only read about the budget, I can’t stand her Estuary whine. So much for Starmer saying a few weeks ago “no more money for the NHS”, Becky had other ideas and yet more money will be poured into the bottomless pit, and as a coda Streeting got a ticking off for heckling Sunak, which was clearly stage managed since the Deputy Speaker said he had “promised not to do it” – Streeting the little sodomite with a big mouth – still thinking he is the leader of the National Union of Students. A typical spend and borrow Labour budget which will cause unemployment and maximum damage which the Conservatives will have to clean up when Team Twat leave office in four years time.

But there she was – the trade mark shiny slacks at half mast, the self congratulation for having a cunt, as well as being one, and not one of those plastic ones Eddie Izzard has.

The first “Lady” chancellor – for this week anyway.

I won’t insult you by providing a link – just look at any newspaper dated 31st October 2024, or listen to the BBC creaming it’s collective knickers.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

(Becky was giving the Mansion House speech this week, oh joy – Day Admin)