The London Marathon (2)
The London Marathon.
For days London has been on lockdown .
Climate change cunts have been gluing their cocks to Jeremy Corbyns face …
Emma Thompson has been shitting tonnes of carbon into the atmosphere on her transatlantic flights.
Many cross words have been spoken by school children about the dangers of plastic.
Ordinary working people have been massively inconvenienced.
Then the climate change cunts all fuck off just in time for a load of skinny dead-eyed Horse faced cunts to run rampage through london dropping plastic bottles all over the shitty place . cunts
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And while we’re at it, Maud Hodson
Who? This awful craggy faced mole-rat impersonator has been moaning about the organisers of the aforementioned London Marathon.
Apparently they aren’t making the congratulatory T-shirts “feminine enough”.
The cheap cunts have been buying a standard large T – shirt to give out at the end assuming one size fits all .
Which , when considering you have 40,000 gangly pissflaps all sweating their gunge over the gilded streets of our hated capital and will prolly only ever wipe their faces on it makes perfect economic sense.
Im pretty sure my girlfriend keeps stealing all my T-Shirts. The cunt.
Nominated by A Cunt For All Seasons
Damon Albarn (2)
This year marks the 25th anniversary of Blur’s album Parklife. The singer has said there’ll only be an anniversary show if we have a 2nd referendum. In other words, we won’t have to suffer his crappy music if Brexit goes ahead.
Please promise us that, Damon!!
Nominated by Cunt me in
The County Lines Gang
Apparently ‘county lines’ refers to the vile practice whereby city-based gangs seek out rural areas to flood with hard drugs.
Allow me to introduce Michael Karemera, Dean Alford and Glodi Wabelua, aka ‘The County Lines Gang’. These scum-sucking vermin were jailed for thirty years between them at Woolwich Crown Court in 2016. In addition, they now have to cop sentences for human trafficking offences under modern slavery laws, having forced kids as young as fourteen to smuggle and sell heroin and crack in Hampshire.
Two of these despicable wasters hail from London, and the other from Canterbury. IsAC regulars will not require the regulation three guesses in order to establish the ethnicity of these charmers.
If I may paraphrase the great Lorenz Hart, I am enriched, bothered and bewildered. A joint statement was anticipated from David Lammy, Dawn Butler and Diane Abbott on the many advantages of multiculturalism and diversity, to counter the unfortunate effects of stereotyping that this case may engender. It is now understood however that this will not be forthcoming in the foreseeable future.
Nominated by Ron Knee
First cousin marriage
A comment by admin tickled my interest and I started to look this up. The Internet is as about as reliable as the BBC when it comes down to this and I found many articles that gave me a reasonably informed brief on the subject and the issues.
Firstly I don’t want to marry my cousin (a shag would suffice) and that was not the purpose of my research (should you call it so) but the prevalence of birth defects amongst certain communities and the justification of them.
This article is quite balanced but you will note the “refer to elder” on the end of it.
I was rather surprised that the BBC published this one,
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-23183102
I also found a number of hard left/ right (its wrong/its right) articles on the subject; the rights stating a “possibility of mutation”, the wrongs stating the obvious plus mental health figures from a Scandinavian country that seems to have 30% of its nutters imported.
I also found mention that Holland, a rather liberal country, was against the import of cousin brides where as the UK its on the up.
What a bunch of cunts they are, and Brexit won’t save us because they are Commonwealth not European.
Nominated by Lord Benny
Comment from Chas C :
My great grandparents were first cousins which probably explains why I’m so weird. If really screws up family tree programs.
Also I married my 15th cousin. Does that count?
Gender alignment is cunting me off!…
I’m not talking some bloke wanting to trade his vitals in and chop off his tadger, no(although that is fucking odd as well). I’m talking about the convergence of the genders. Women want equality – fine. But should it not be equality for all – not just for them on the topics they want to fucking ping off on…….For example, men will usually work fucking longer than women. Oh, and men will usually work in a more physically demanding job than women. You are more likely to go to fucking prison if you are a fella than a lass. Blokes retire fucking later, die fucking younger and are more likely to suffer from fucking mental illness….(coz of all the shit women keep fucking moaning about)….you are more likely to fucking die in a theatre of war or suffer from PTSD due to serving in a conflict if you are a man. Die in a car crash, die in a fucking terrorist attack and be a victim of violent crime are more likely if you have a cock and bollocks rather than a friend called Wendy…..
Oh…..and likely to have limited access to your offspring post divorce and more likely to be homeless if you are a fucking man than a women. These are readily available facts. So stop fucking ebbing away at my fated fucking gender because “the bookies on Grand National day are not female friendly” and “some fat brickie who hasn’t had a shag in ten years wolf whistled you” or “in McDonald’s a 17 year old lad sniggered when you were fucking breast feeding”.
Now go shave your fucking fanny and make me a brew! x
Nominated by DAz Wud