The vinyl revival is a load of cunt…

It appears that technology is going backwards…. Everything now has to be vinyl, picture disc, cassettes (For fuck’s sake)…. What next wax fucking cylinder, 78’s? Why not go the whole hog and release remastered concerts onto VHS or better still Betamax or Super8?… I don’t get this vinyl thing… Most of it is CD remasters pressed to vinyl with inferior shitty covers and charge £40+ for the privilege and it’s lapped up by knobheads… The predators that also go around second hand stores so they can cash in on rare LPs (googling a record on your phone? In the middle of a shop?!) are also cunts… I say enjoy the music whatever format and don’t collect it for the sake of scalping it elsewhere… Coloured vinyl is also a joke (and crap)… Red, white, blue etc etc all the colours of the fucking rainbow in fact, and also just another way for the record companies to successfully drain more money out of the gullible cunts, student knobheads and ebay predators who think vinyl is the best thing since sliced bread…I honestly don’t get it but what should be the most important thing above all is to actually enjoy the music, to hear it and immerse ones self in the delights the music gives out rather than just buying it because it’s another Vinyl re-issue coloured vinyl limited edition 10” poster sleeve, gatefold, picture disc, etched, shaped, numbered, embossed sleeve, marble effect inferior liable to crackle and pop sound from vinyl on to your hi fi system…stick to CDs or FLAC and hear what the artists intended for you to hear it by….

Nominated by norman

Cunts on Phones!

UK wide cunting urgently required for the increasing hordes of complete cunts that live their lives with a phone stuck in front of their face.

Anytime these cunts are idle cunts for more than 4 seconds they just have to get their phones out and start twitching about on its screen for fear of going insane, or they’ll be thumb jigging about on their phones whilst walking down the road.

Its like an epedemic, everywhere I go cunts are just glued to their phones as though their getting a crack cocaine buzz from browsing the net on the fucking things. Maybe I’m missing something out there that is so great that I should be looking at it on my phone constantly the very second I’m out of the house?

Same story at gigs and events, rather then enjoy the moment, these cunts have to wave their phones around above their heads like spastic cunts and try to film the fucking thing rather than enjoy the experience for what it is.

Whenever I’ve managed to had a peek at these phone addicts browsing antics on public transport its aways banal unimportant shite on their screens or non important messaging crap. I’m sick of seeing these cunts glued to their phones as though thier plugged into some virtual reality machine!

Its a modern disease with people no longer able to just ‘be’ for more than 4 seconds without going on the internet via a mobile device to prevent them thinking.

Bunch of cunts!

Nominated by Cuntry Cunt

MSM cunts invent new nation and race of people to replace German cunts

I have been watching D-Day commemorations on various news outlets and its plainly obvious that the G word cannot be mentioned. The politically correct cunts at BBC and Sky have invented a new nation called Naziland and a race of people called Nazis. This is to protect their beloved EU which is controlled by Germany. Also to further their BS that the EU has brought peace to Europe. Why because Germany has now successfully managed to conquer Europe.

The BBC news at 1pm to 115pm was all about D-Day and not once did it mention the G word. As for Sky they managed to mention Nazis a few times and even managed to show a map of Europe which never included Germany just Nazi territory.

It seems history is in the process of being rewritten and we never actually declared war on Germany and the million plus Brits killed weren’t killed by Germans. The MSM cunts need to be reminded that Neville Chamberlain said: “I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received and consequently this country is at war with Germany.” This is not the same as being at war with National Socialism in fact many Germans that fought in the war were not Nazis.

I was surprised that Trump fell for it, I thought he may have used the G word rather than Nazis. However, you would expect that from our Quisling PM. As usual dressed like an alien from Star Wars with one of her cunting hats that look like some cunt has stuck a dinner plate on the side of her head. How that scruffy cunt Merkel managed to sit there knowing her countrymen were responsible for all this I dont know. Even PM May can call her thick skinned. As for Globalis Libtards Trudeau and Macron why did they even bother going?

Nominated by ScouseCunt

Can we cunt the Birthday Honours again please?

I’ve woken up this morning to hear that the wretched head of the CBI and project fear wench, Carolyn Fairbairn, has been given a damehood.

Is this why Merry-terri’s locked herself in the bunker at number 10 until now?

Since the likes of saville, these “honours” have been a fucking joke. Giving this damp gilf a damehood takes the piss. Why the hell would you put that moaning cunt in the hol?

Utter bunch of moronic cunts.
Bring on the revolution, we fucking need one.

Nominated by Blimpo

A nomination please for Burger King. Now, I’m not a particularly big fan of fast food. I prefer to stay healthy. However, I’ve been known to indulge in the odd Big Mac or Whopper meal. The rare occasions that I do indulge will now solely be at Maccy D’s. Because Burger King UK have just shown themselves to be a bunch of virtue signalling, left wing cock jockeys.

As we all know, it’s become something of a trend lately for sad, low IQ, virginal lefties to throw milkshakes over MEP candidates with whom they disagree. Farage, Tommy Robinson and Sargon of Akkad being three of the most prominent victims. In fact it’s becoming so prevalent that Police Scotland tweeted a request to fast food outlets not to sell milkshakes or ice creams during a recent Farage rally in Scotland. Said fast food outlets duly obliged. Except Burger King UK, who thought it would be funny to tweet “‘Dear people of Scotland. We’re selling milkshakes all weekend. Have fun,’ Burger King tweeted, along with the hashtag #justsaying”. They also liked a number of Antifa tweets.

Completely forgetting the far left in the UK are actually a MINORITY, BK have, rightly in my opinion, faced a massive backlash, causing them to issue a grovelling apology and deny that they were in anyway inciting violence. It may just be a milkshake, but it’s still assault. Besides, when Corbyn had an egg thrown at him, the guy who did it was arrested and charged. Many people have taken to twitter to ask if they can throw milkshakes over BK staff, most though have announced their intention to take their custom elsewhere, hence BK making the grovelling apology, because nothing makes a large company shit itself more than the thought of a drop in profits.

Personally, out of the two, I prefer Maccy D’s, because I find BK’s fair somewhat tasteless. However, that won’t be a problem anymore, because I will not now be spending my money (however infrequent it may be) in Burger King ever again. Fuck Burger King, and their snowflake bosses. Incidentally, if anyone here ever ventures over to the US and develops a sudden craving for a burger, I would recommend a visit to Wendy’s. In my humble opinion, they are far better than Maccy D’s and BK combined.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw