Wimmins Football
Wimmins Football
The BBC push this crap down the public’s throats but the populace DO NOT CARE. They’ve just announced the squad with celebrity video clips of a bunch of toss bags signaling their virtue, but it’s all manufactured by right-on lefties in the media while the public DON’T CARE. The matches are usually played in front of a handful of spectators, smaller than a mens non-league event, but because it’s women and women’s football must be given above equal treatment to men’s, or you are sexist, we get these events covered across the TV and radio when nobody gives a shit.
Fuck off.
Nominated by MandroidZ
Harry Styles
Harry Styles
I’ve long had the suspicion that the One Direction ‘star’ may, in fact, be a bit of a fanny. His recent appearance at the Metropolitan Museum of Arts Costume Gala, described as ‘one of the most exclusive events in New York’s social calendar’, has done nothing to alter this view.
Granted, the theme of the gala was ‘camp’, but as the sage Piers Morgan has since observed, there’s camp, and there’s ridiculous. The lad minced up in a black lace ensemble, with a see through blouse top which apparently delighted fans by offering *gasp* a glimpse of nipple. He rounded the whole thing off by wearing a huge black ruffle, high heels, and a single pearl earring. In short, a perfect demonstration of how to make yourself look like a total cunt in one easy lesson, the tart.
As for some of the other clowns attending this ludicrously self-indulgent wankfest, well don’t get me started on the catastrophes that the likes of Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian were disporting themselves in. Fellow cunters in search of a good belly laugh are advised to track down coverage of the event. Does anyone happen to know what the collective noun applying to a group of cunts is?
Nominated by Ron Knee
Dead Pool [130]
Congratulations to Captain Cuntoff who correctly predicted Niki Lauda the legendary 3 times F1 world champion would be next to conk out aged 70.
On to DeadPool 130
The rules
1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out. No duplicates allowed. Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.
3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.
The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always.
My picks (Shaun of the Dead 69):
Hugh Downs
Hazel McCallion
Hans Albert
Al Jaffee
Bill Butler (Cinematographer)
Eurovision Song Contest (2)
Eurovision…. cunt of an idea.
Once again it’s time for mincing faggot “celebrities “ that I’ve never heard of to eulogise about the wankfest that is Eurovision . What a waste of fucking time and effort this piece of shit is. And the winner is…… some tuneless twat from a shithole country.
What sort of brainless twat has any interest in this cuntery ?
Nominated by Jimmy the Spaz
The Eurovision Song Contest.
I hardly need to cunt this cuntfest, but I don’t see why it should escape.
Talentless morons screeching a cacophony at us for what seems a lifetime, and since when was Australia in Europe? They should have done all their countrymen a favour and stayed as far away from it as their country already is.
The only thing in recent times I liked about this debacle was Terry Wogan truthfully taking the piss out of this hopeless bunch of arseholes.
Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire
Idiot Australians in the fucking Eurovision Song Contest.
Last time I looked Europe is fucking bounded by the Mediterranean Sea, the Urals, mount Elbrus and the mid At-fucking-lantic divergence plate.
So what fuck are those cum gargling Australians from the roaring forty antipodes doing in the Euro-fucking-vision song-fucking-contest?
Since the end of the white orstraya policy and the explosion of diversitee they’re not even remotely ethnically Eurovision either. They should stick to sandpapering their balls. At least they are meant to be in The Ashes even if they fuck it up by cheating and bawling on the TV like 8-Ace’s brayed bairns.
And it’s not as if the Eurovision is quality stuff, just let those pissant countries like Slovenia and Moravia have a bit of cheesy fun without big-arse too-loud blonde entitled kardashian actalikes caterwauling in and shitting all over everything.
I mean just farrrkkkk offf cuntssss
Nominated by Three Strokes
And the Social Media Nazis (with the help of the BBC) strike again… When or where will this sort of thing stop? it’s pretty scary that these social media nutjobs are becoming seemingly more powerful than the law itself and that these perpetually offended not rights are actually putting people on trial for a couple of words on a social media site… Tell a joke and get the sack or even arrested?! Like that bird off Emmerdale, who recently got the axe for making a remark on Twatter about ten fucking years ago (she should sue the arse off both ITV and Twatter!)… I’m no fan of Baker, but had he made the gag about a white baby (royal or otherwise) would there have been as much fuss? Of course Danny Baker will crawl to the faceless minority and ‘apologise’ for making a fucking joke… It wasn’t so long ago that almost all of Europe was getting bombed or gassed and our grandfathers were fighting on foreign fields… But now telling a joke is a crime and is the most they can get upset about… This world has gone fucking mad and Orwell was absolutely right all those years ago…. Good job Christ wasn’t on Twitter… He’d have been crucified long before he actually was….
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48212693
Nominated by Norman
with a follow on by the Duke of Cuntshire on
Sense of humour failure.
In particular the sacking of Danny Baker by the immigrant pandering BBC.
I’ve no time for this twat myself either, but to see freedom of speech disappearing, along with democracy, is another step towards doom that most on ISAC have seen coming for a long time.
A joke about the royal birth was taken out of context ( according to Baker) sparking a public outcry of biblical proportions. Baker claims to have not foreseen the racist connotations the picture on his tweet could have, and I believe him.
Every snowflake on the planet was drawing a direct link between the depicted chimp and the fact that Meghan Markle is not white.
So tell me then, who is the racist? someone who did not compare the chimp to the Duchess of Sussex or the screaming horde that did.