*Knock knock*
‘Who’s there?’
‘Stasi’
‘Stasi who?’
‘Ve vill ask ze qwestions…’

It’s an old ‘un but a good ‘un, and it never goes out of fashion. Cunters will no doubt recall the recent ‘WhatsApp’ scandal, when offensive comments posted by a number of Labour politicians led to the sacking of Health Minister Andrew Gwynne and the suspension of Oliver Ryan (MP for Burnley) and a number of councillors.

Enter a certain Mrs Helen Jones of Stockport, who called on Facebook for resignations on the part of those councillors involved. And guess what… Within 48 hours, she gets the proverbial knock on the door from Greater Manchester Plod, who ‘want a word’ about her comments. In a subsequent phone call, the lady learns from the fizz that a complaint has been made against her (the cops won’t say by whom; mmm…give me three guesses…).

Naturally Mrs Jones had committed no crime, and was simply engaging in legitimate comment on the disgraceful behaviour of those politicians involved. Unsurprisingly however, she felt intimidated by the police actions, and stated ‘it made me think I’d just best keep quiet for the rest of my life’.

No doubt the police would argue that they had a ‘duty’ to act as they did, but it will also come as no surprise that the actions of the scuffers have been branded a waste of time and resources in an area where so much crime goes uninvestigated and unsolved. It’s a view that’s hard to disagree with. A more disagreeable factor is consequence for free speech. Mrs Jones feels that she’s been leaned on by these pettyflogging plods, and when this starts to happen, we can fear that we are indeed on a slippery slope.

In her position I’d have told them to piss off and catch some proper criminals instead of wasting my time on what is no doubt classed by the hierarchy as a ‘non-crime incident’. Is this really what we pay our taxes for?

*Ding dong*

Oh hang on, there’s someone at the door…

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

For all you Trumpophiles.

What a despicable piece of shit he is.

Draft dodger Trump gets his arse licker in chief to bully Zelensky who does not speak fluent English then joins in to show what a great statesman he is. A statesman who seems to look up to Putin, Xi Jinpin and that North Korean reptile.
At his inauguration I thought he made some good points. However since then he has got more and more deranged. He’s right about Eurpopean defence but god help Taiwan, Ukraine, Poland and the Baltic states with this narcisistic despicable cunt now surrounding himself with arselickers who dont question his bullshit and realise that America first can backfire spectacularly.
God help us all.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Football supporters can be absolute cunts. Not all supporters I hasten to add, or even most supporters. But over the years, a certain hardcore have ‘distinguished’ themselves as cunts around the grounds of our fair land, and high on the list of such worthies are supporters of Millwall FC.

Having had the misfortune to witness first hand the actions of these Gadarene swine on a couple of occasions, it comes as no surprise to see them disgracing themselves and their club once more during the 5th round FA Cup clash against Crystal Pace at Selhurst Park. Early in the tie, Palace striker Jean-Philippe Mateta received a kick to the head from Millwall keeper Liam Roberts. As a result of this Bruce Lee style flying kick, Roberts received a straight red card, and the injured Mateta was subsequently given oxygen before being stretchered off and rushed to hospital, where he is likely to need surgery.

As if this wasn’t bad enough, some of the travelling support chanted ‘let him die’ as the striken player lay prostrate on the ground receiving medical assistance. Millwall supporters have long been known for their utterly uncouth ‘nobody loves us, we don’t care’ attitude, but this constitutes a new low even by their abysmal standards.

‘Nobody loves us’; you certainly got that right, you moronic bunch of pigshit thick cunts.

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Article 8 is a cunt and has probably never been used anywhere except by people keen to stay in Britain despite us not even being in the EU.

Following on from our Albanian who finds our chicken nuggets better, next up we have a Pole with a long list of convictions and a home office who claim would have had him deported to his native Poland where he was born, moving here aged 4.
The reason the ECHR came up with for blocking deportation, yep, you guessed it, He doesnt speak Polish.
So by ECHR logic we can expect to see a mass deportation of all our non English speaking imports soon?

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As much as the home office is worthy of its own cunting on a daily basis even on the odd day they try and do their job their hands are tied, a complete and utter pisstake.

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

I don’t think its too much of a stretch to say we have reached cultural stagnation. Bland music, preachy woke TV and film offerings and a sanitized conformist pop culture, its all been a bit shit since the late 90’s. Hologram concerts are a good example of this. A hologram concert is a musical performance featuring AI-rendered artists, often dead or no longer touring.

ABBA are probably the best know but Tupac, Roy Orbison and Elvis have all been given a digital revival. I’m sure the promoters will tell you they are opening up their music to a new generation, ‘immersive experience’ goes the industry cuntwaffle. Unfortunately the new generation are the sort of bellends who will ignore the show and record an AI generated avatar of some cunt who has been dead fifty years on their phones to later post on social media how “amazeballs” it all was.

You cant beat the intensity of a proper gig. Everyone has a favourite from big stadium numbers to small intimate ones. The Beatles at Shea Stadium, Hendrix at Woodstock, Metallica playing to over a million headbangers during the death throes of the Soviet Union or AC/DC rocking out at River Plate..the list is endless.

“I’ll never forget seeing ‘An Evening with Whitney: The Whitney Houston Hologram Tour’ at Cardiff’s Motorpoint Arena. It changed my life. You just had to be there”.

Said nobody ever.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.