is a cunt. Well me and my mates used to fantasise about shagging our English teacher when we were 15, she has been shagging a 17 year old. reckon his mates were jealous C.A.

In 2012 Eppie, a teacher at the time, was discovered half naked in a car parked in a lay by, having sex with one of her 17 year old pupils.

She pled guilty to a breach of trust, was put on the sex offenders register and given a 6 month Community payback order.
She was also struck off the teachers register.

Twelve years later, she decides to call a BBC Radio ring-in on the topic of living with a criminal record.
Her main whinge was that she’s not invited to her daughter’s friends birthday parties. Fuck sake, you’re 38 you daft twat. Why would you want to go to a kiddies party?

Here’s the nub of it though. She wanted to promote a charity she has set up, using grant money from the National Lottery Community Fund to help reformed criminals overcome the stigma of having a record and help them find work.

I’m not going to name the charity, I refuse to give this whinging cunt even a tiny amount of publicity.

Eppie, you’re a conVICT, not a VICTim.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Let’s have a Joseph Goebbels Cunting for the Main Stream Media.

Recently I criticized the BBC. (There’s a surprise!) The once venerable British Media giant now known derisively as Auntie Beeb is nothing more than a propaganda outlet for the Wokies of the Far Left.

This is not unique to the Beeb. But one Cunter took exception to what I said and defended them by saying, “They’re the main news organization here…”

With all due respect this is the 21st Century and in an internet connected world, you have choices.

First to the main point. The MSM is corrupt. You cannot believe what they tell you. While this is only one example, take a look at this Megyn Kelly clip where she shows an undercover journalist exposing an MSNBC producer and the propaganda they spew:

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To the second point there are now multiple alternative media sources and nobody is forced to listen, read, watch let alone believe anything the Beeb says.

For example…since the 2020 election, Newsmax has been the fastest growing cable news network in the States. While they probably aren’t available in the UK, they have recently signed an agreement with You Tube and will soon (probably) be available to you British Cunters.

The Washington Examiner and the Washington Free Beacon have been available for a while and are recognized as credible sources of print media.

Megyn Kelly and Tucker Carlson have excellent podcasts. Even Joe Rogan and Lex Fridman provide some credible alternative views.

In your own country GB News provides an antidote to the poisonous Beeb. And the Daily Mail has done some excellent reporting on how Ole’ Flatback slept her way into politics and how her husband Dirty Dougie Emhoff knocked up his nanny and (according to him) caused her miscarriage.

Bet you don’t get that from the Beeb.

By the way? How many of you foreign Cunters know that the Fail (as you call it) has reported on credible allegations that Dirty Dougie also slapped his girlfriend around in public?

None of you?

But you all know about QAnon and Jewish Space Lasers and far right MAGA extremists.

I’ve posted 5 different specific examples of voter fraud in the US but do you ever see that in the MSM? It’s all about election deniers.

By the way, how many of you know CBS recently edited a Harris interview to make her look good?

Ignore the Beeb. Ignore the Grauniad or the Gonadian or La Guardia or whatever you want to call it and start searching out other sources of information.

The survival of Western Civilization depends on it.

Nominated by General Cuntster. Who will in future proof read his Noms to save me some fucking time C.A.

is a cunt.

The Wanking Banking System.. On Friday last week, i went for a meal with my son. Due to operator error, I was charged twice for the meal, and wasn’t aware of it until the following morning. I returned to the restaurant and had no problems with getting a refund credited back to my card. The following Friday, the refund was still not credited to my account, this morning (Wednesday ) the payment was finally credited to my account. Where in fucks name has my money been for the last week and a half? Last night I googled the question. Apparently processing a transaction can take between 1 and 14 days. Why? In today’s high tech world, why does it take so fucking long for a computerised system to move money from one account to another ? Surely in future I can delay all my bill payments for 2 weeks or so, as it will take me 2 weeks to “process” a payment.?

I suspect the Banks have got a fiddle going somewhere.

Nominated by Just another Cunt.

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s travel correspondent Ron Knee bringing you first news of an incredible new holiday destination for 2025.

Are you feeling a bit jaded by your familiar jetset holiday round of Monte Carlo, Saint Moritz and Antigua? Tired of bumping into the Waleses and the Clooneys, and the other same old faces?

Well I’m here to bring you news of the new ultra cool, ultra chic destination for 2025. Say ‘hi!’ to the glittering sophistication of Majeon Beach, North Korea, the former missile testing site that has been utterly transformed into one of the world’s most glamorous playgrounds.

Majeon (that’s Korean for ‘New Benidorm’, by the way) is the utterly exclusive 10 star resort* that has recently been blessed by a visit from none other than the Dear Leader Kim Jong Wrong-un himself, whose portrait graces every room in the place.

This playground of the mega rich and famous has everything you’d expect. Luxurious accommodation; rooms have an indoor toilet (with one toilet roll provided per visit) and electricity and running water for no less than two hours every day. Only the finest cuisine is offered, featuring local delicacies such as seaweed and sawdust porridge and desiccated locust, washed down by vintage North Korean wines, certified to have matured and aged for a least three weeks. Also featured are a three hole mini golf, a paddling pool, and twice weekly bingo sessions.

The beach is of the finest soft sand, and female visitors will be allowed to frolic in bikinis, a pleasure denied to local women. In fact, you can rest assured that you won’t be troubled at all by bothersome locals, as they aren’t allowed near the place. Should you become tired of lounging on your sunbed, a variety of exciting excursions await, such as a visit to a chicken manure processing plant or a guided tour of a salt mine. You may even be given the opportunity to participate in the time-honoured North Korean tradition of floating shit-laden balloons across the demilitarised zone into South Korea**, or viewing the execution of disgraced officials***.

Indeed Majeon Beach is so exclusive that so far it has only been visited by a select group of Russians, in recognition of the accord shared between two of the world’s great leaders. But the good news is that the NK International Travel Company is now considering the acceptance of a limited number of visitor registrations from Westerners. So if you want to be among the first to visit this world class facility, my advice is to get in fast.

One cautionary note. It’s believed that initially at least, only one-way tickets will be available for purchase, with punters only able to buy a return ticket at an incredibly extortionate price once in the country. Therefore be prepared to pack large amounts of Yankee greenbacks, Swiss francs, uncut diamonds and gold sovereigns in your case****.

This is Ron Knee for IsAC, wishing you ‘bon voyage!’ and returning you to the studio”.

*official rating, North Korean State Bureau of Classification
**subject to prevailing wind conditions
***sentences may be commuted to public flogging and humiliation
****visitors should be aware that a hefty bribe will also be payable to administrators

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Too much negativity from me on this site, so I would like to raise my hat to one of the only Labour MPs to know what integrity is. This lovely and wonderful woman has for years had to endure the wrath of shit like Nadia Whittome, a very fifth rate BAMEr and Sir Kweer himself, because she calls men in drag out for what they are. Starmer thinks women can have a cock – perhaps the “wimminz” he knows do.

She resigned from Starmer’s farty party on Saturday and has since given an interview which, I think, confirms what many of us has long suspected with his hobnobbing with the likes of Mandy, half his cabinet and of course choosing an ex-cottager as a mentor, and a rich gay P*ki as a sugar daddy. There’s nowt so kweer as folk!:

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs