Dave’s ‘the luckiest man on earth’ apparently. Who says so? Well fans of our Vicky; who, it seems, have been left ‘gobsmacked’ by her appearance after seeing the results of the photoshoot to promote her latest product.

It said she was knickerless and braless. Blimey, I’d normally be frothing at the mouth, but I’ll pass on this one. I simply can’t get so much as a twitch at the sight of this stick insect with a pout like Marge Simpson. And she always looks so fucking miserable. If she smiled, her face would probably split in two.

Haven’t you got enough money as it is? Give it (and us) a rest, you boring cunt.

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is a cunt.

Before I detail dirty Dougie’s cuntishness let me remind the IsaC Faithful of some of Donald Trump’s “criminal” and unpardonable sins.

He said in front of a witness…”Grap them by the pussy.”

He allegedly had out of wed lock sex with a pornstar (who denied it).

He paid that porn star hush money to keep it quiet.

Let me introduce you Kamala’s Harris’ husband Doug Emhoff. A paragon of Virtue he was recently interviewed by MSNBC’s Jen “Circle Back” Psaki who gushed over him for redefining masculinity. Doughie, because of his unwavering support for his spouse is, as “Circle Back” called him a “Wife Guy.”

But the truth is and what she didn’t tell you…and she knew it at the time…is that Dirty Dougie is a philandering (allegedly) abusive toxic cunt.

Breaking just before that interview was a story in the Daily Mail that Dirty Dougie slapped or punched a former girlfriend in front of witnesses.

Here’s Megyn Kelly with a detailed story:

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In public? With witnesses? Where’s the outrage?

Surely if grabbing a woman by the pussy is reprehensible then hitting a woman must be beyond that and truly unforgivable.

Nope. It’s fine. Most of the MSM isn’t even covering it.

That shouldn’t be a surprise. They didn’t cover Dirty Dougie’s tryst with the nanny he and his first wife hired either. Or that fact that in his own words and without further explanation he said he “caused her to have a miscarriage.”

Of course Donald Trump’s great crime was paying Stormy “hush money” to cover it up. But Dear Darling Dougie did the same thing…to the tune of 80 Grand!

I wonder why Jen Psaki didn’t mention either of these when she interviewed the potential “First Gentleman.” The easy answer is because Jen Psaki Psucks.

But what about the rest of the MSM.

Violence against women. Sex out of wedlock. Hush money.

Fucking moral reprobate. He should not be allowed to be “First Gentleman.”

I wonder…can a woman Impeach her husband?

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are a cunt.

Sports blinding white tombstones which I presume are too big for his marf on account of I have never seen him with his marf shut – that old ceramic grin goes on in Earth, Wind and Fire (writing this on the death of Booker T whose mate was a member of). This type of cunt is becoming ever more prevalent with the popularity of cheap Turkish Smile Clinics. They speak without moving their lips just beaming out the old dentition. A weird vent act. Another is the BBC’s Hugo Bochega, grin rampant, ducking and reporting from the horrors of Gaza/Palestine/Lebanon. Clearly every BBC camera crew out there must include a dentist.

With Jurgen’s recent departure from a premier club (doubtless those better informed than I can give us the inside gen) I had thought we would be seeing less of the Teef but bugger me no. Despite leaving Liverpool because he is “running out of energy” he steps straight into a plumb “Global Head of Soccer” role at Red Bull at somewhat less than his reported £20mill annual bung at Liverpool.
(My note from experience – fancy title = less salary). Perhaps though an astute move for a knackered Jurgen – Red Bull Give’s You Wings and a lot more exposure for that demonic grin.

I wonder what a swift right hook to the Klopp teef would sound like….ah…there you are “Klopp”.

I highlighted above the trend towards the use of cheaper Turkish dental clinics and offer the link below without endorsement. It is the punters responsibility to do due diligence, caveat emptor and all that. No guarantee that Dentist Ali is actually qualified in anything legitimate so lean back, shut your eyes and breath in that delicious gas. It will all be over soon

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“Good morning. This is IsAC’s Foreign Affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting on recent comments made by one José Manuel Albares.

‘Who he?’ I hear you ask. Well Albares is Spain’s Foreign Minister, and he’s puffing out his chest and sounding off on the subject of Gibraltar. Again. He’s threatening the UK with ‘a hard border’ unless we accept Spain’s ‘generous’ post-Brexit deal on border regulation. This could mean, amongst other things, that The Rock (in full ownership and control of Britain since the Treaty of Utrecht) would become part of the EU’s Schengen Area, and that Spanish troops could be stationed there.

Now of course there has to be border regulation between Spain and Gibraltar, and Albares says that sovereignty isn’t at issue, but I don’t believe that’s what Albares and the Spanish government are really about here. No, this is about them trying to ratchet up tensions again and increase their presence and influence over Gibraltar, as part of their long-term aim of taking sovereignty over the territory. In their eyes, it’s a real opportunity to chip away at the territory’s standing. Whatever the final arrangements agreed, the demands for concessions won’t stop coming.

Our Beloved Leader Sir Keir Two-tier recently asserted that British sovereignty of The Rock was not up for discussion, but after The Chagos Islands episode, are the Spanish sensing weakness and lack of resolution? This remains to be seen, but one thing is certain in my mind; regardless of the wishes of Gibraltar’s population, Spain sees Gibraltar as its possession.

Well Senor José, why not set us a good example? Why don’t you hand back Ceuta and Melilla to Morocco for starters? What’s good for the goose and all that. Until then, allow me to say ‘vete a la mierda, cabrón’. With a flagpole.

This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

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Met armed police officer cleared of the ‘murder’

Should never have been charged, let alone charged with murder….murder is pre-meditated and by definition is not by ‘accident’ This police officer never woke up that morning with the intention of killing anybody, let alone this piece of shite. Yet, he ended up in court, with the potential of receiving a life sentence for doing his job- protecting his colleagues and the public from this loser.

This is a pretty biased report from the good old BBC (note how many times they mention Kaba was ‘unarmed’)

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You don’t need to do much research to find a more accurate report of the events that lead up to the shooting. I won’t bore you all here by going into all the details, but suffice to say, this blick cunt brought it on himself……however (and it’s not surprising any more in today’s world) the blick ‘community’ think their ‘brothers’ actions was acceptable behaviour and are calling it all a miscarriage of justice.

If you have seen a proper report and the associated video of this cunt signing his own death warrant you will have every sympathy with what this officer has been put through over the past couple of years

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