The cunt always has to blame someone else.

When his Gorton Globetrotters were beaten by Palace yesterday, did he shake hands with the Palace goalkeeper? Nah, he just kept making ‘handball’ gestures with a smacked arse look on his face.

As for the ‘handball’? Palace got a bit of luck. City have had plenty of dodgy decisions go their way over the last few years. On and off the pitch.

And, what about City’s star striker, Erling Haaland, bottling taking a penalty in the Cup Final? If a team has that attitude, then they don’t deserve to win.

But, we just know that Pep will moan and moan (and fucking moan) about this goalie handball till Kingdom Come. City were crap on the day, and young Henderson had the game of his life and that’s the end of it.

And, what’s with this Zelensky-esque black T-Shirt and keks bollocks? At the FA Cup Final? It’s a bloody disgrace. All the managerial greats wore a suit at Wembley. Sir Matt, Shanks, Nicholson, Mee, Revie, Paisley, Docherty, Wenger, Fergie. Can anyone see old City managerial greats Joe Mercer and Malcolm Allison not wearing their whistles at a cup final? Big Mal would have shot someone if they didn’t turn up in their suit.

It used to be part of the magic. The players getting measured for their Cup Final suits. Now, it’s twats like the City players sulkily shuffling off the coach in garish tracksuits and stupid looking headphones. These bastards have no respect and they have devalued the Cup. And modern (foreign) managers like Pep have aided this process.

The boring as fuck Tiki Taka False Nine Sweeper Keeper bollocks he has brought to the English game is bad enough. But pissing on the FA Cup is even worse.

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Nominated by Norman.

The Physician Associate (originally called Physician Assistant but given a posher title by the politicians early on) is the medical equivalent of the PCSO in the police force, i.e. a cheaper body in place of someone fully qualified and able to do the job. Trouble is whereas the PCSO is merely a hopeless jobsworth who is often the object of humour and derision and justifiably so, when the PA fucks up it is no laughing matter and sometimes their mistake is literally deadly. The link to such an event is just one from a whole list of such now available on Google with only the most rudimentary search.

The Guardian Link

Regular readers will know our elder is a hospital doctor. Her advice is simple and straight forward; if you go to A&E be accompanied and ask the medic allocated to you; “Are you a Doctor?” The only acceptable answer is YES.

Nominated by: arfurbrain

If someone kills a person then I am all for locking him up and throwing away the key.

Peter Sullivan has spent 39 years in prison after being found guilty of sexually assaulting a young barmaid and then killing her.

Fair enough, except that he didn’t do it.

DNA evidence which wasn’t avaliable at the time of his conviction has proved that he could not have done it.

Here’s the problem.
How many rapists and murderers did Peter Sullivan see come into prison, serve their entire sentence and then get released?

39 fucking years for his crime when other people who were actually guilty of similar offences have been given far less.

How many decades has DNA evidence been available which could have got him released?

I know that there have been advances in the way that DNA can be examined but while this innocent man has spent most of his life locked up, the legal appeal system have been dragging their feet.

39 years.
He now says that he doesn’t feel bitter about it.
A classic case of Stockholm Syndrome.

This poor man is now in his late 60’s and has lost his life.
He will never be able to rehabilitate into normal society.

Being out of prison and without the regular routine he will not be able to cope.
Simple things like having some money in his pocket and carrying a set of keys are totally alien to him.
Even being able to wear a belt will be something that will confuse him.

Whatever compensation that he will be paid is irrelevant.
He will not know how to spend it anyway.

Justice only works if it is applied to everyone equally.

CNN Link

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter