I wish to submit for the interest of the denizens of the award-winning website ISAC, Perth resident Cilla Carden.

This waste of space – who is a vegan and a massage therapist (whatever the fuck that is) – has taken her neighbours all the way to the Supreme Court (like a Crown Court in the UK) because she can smell their barbecue when they cook meat. She has also objected to the smell of cigarette smoke and the sound of basketballs being bounced. She has claimed her neighbours are deliberately (!) sending the smells her way.

“It’s been devastating, it’s been turmoil, it’s been unrest, I haven’t been able to sleep,” she said.

Please, just fuck off.

Nominated by Lord Cunt’s Mate de Cunt 1st Earl of ISAC

Amber Rudd has struck again!

The Starscream of the Tories has once again spat in the face of a PM who gave her another (undeserved) cabinet job and quit her cabinet job and like the other traitor jabronis who stood on a manifesto of delivering Brexit and “no deal is better than a bad deal” has quit the Tory party claiming that “I cannot stand by as good, loyal moderate Conservatives are expelled”.

Now considering that the so called ‘moderates’ include the Limp Dumbs best friend, noted Europhile Ken Clarke, slimy ex-human rights lawyer (and doesn’t show what a weapons grade cunt he is) and half-frog shit-weasel Dominic Grieve, one time Labour party member and evolutionary throwback Rory ‘I’m a frail cunt’ Stewart and that one scrub whose only achievements in life are being a certain hero PM’s Grandson and a certain Prince’s chief arse kisser… I’d hate to think what Rudd the Dudd’s idea of ‘left of moderate’ is.

Never mind that these yayhoos are a collection of disloyal cunts who chose to take a dump on this country and their own party, huh?

Naturally, crazed harridan and leaders of the Cucks Anna Soubry and stereotypical hissy fit throwing, Owen Jones in 15 years time lookalike, dummy throwing sword swallower Nick Boles praised the Rudd Muncher(tm) for her latest act of treachery.

She was quick to stick the knife into May, despite the latter giving her another chance in cabinet, and now she’s done it in an even worse way to Boris after he also gave her a cabinet job, in spite of the vile personal attack she cast on him during the Brexit campaign in 2016.

Amber Rudd – a nasty, mediocre, back stabber of the worst kind and another example of why the cunts that comprise this Parliament all need to be deleted – at this rate with extreme prejudice.

Nominated by Prime Minister Sinister

The latest parliamentary shenanigans have demonstrated yet again that the ruling class and their shills in the media are completely divorced from the lives of ordinary people.

1/ How exactly will these upper class games help the postindustrial areas of the North, or the old fishing towns of the East coast blighted by unemployment?

2/ How exactly will these upper class games help people living on the breadline, or who are denied benefits by private sector companies employed by the government solely to reduce welfare costs?

3/ How will these upper class games help people who can’t get an appointment at the GP, or get their children into a local school?

4/ How will these upper class games help areas denuded of shops and services by a type of globalisation entirely designed to help the mega-rich?

5/ How will these upper class games help the people who can’t afford private jets and who have to use the crumbling transport infrastructure to get to their jobs?

6/ How will these upper class games help the victims of knife crime (overwhelmingly from minority communities) in Sadiq Khan’s London?

7/ How will these upper class games help the victims of grooming gangs?

The ruling class only care about money and most of them think leaving the EU will cost them money. A minority of the ruling class think they can make more money outside the EU, that’s the only reason Johnson, Rees-Mogg et al support it.

By the way, I don’t care who Nicholas Soames’ grandfather is; he’s still the embodiment of an entitled upper class who thinks the plebs should not be seen nor heard either.

The most unedifying part of this shambles was a red faced Speaker John Bercow screaming abuse at Boris Johnson. Bercow has completely abandoned the neutrality of his office and is actively trying to bring down the government.

None of this is pro-Brexit nor is it anti-Brexit. Brexit is an irrelevance. The real problems are caused by decades of neo-liberal, ‘gush up’ economics designed to enrich the few and pauperise the many.

I’ve often remarked here and on my own website that I can feel my inner Cromwell or Robespierre stirring. As I type these words, I can feel my inner fucking Mao stirring and I can barely keep him on the leash.

Utter, utter bastards. All of them. Leavers, Remainers, Conservatives, Labour, SNP, Lib Dems, Brexit Party, Greens, all ruling class scum.

Nominated by Lord Cunt’s Mate de Cunt 1st Earl of ISAC

These fuckers are well overdue a cunting.

Why does it have to take so fucking long to withdraw £20 from a cash point? Card in, enter details, take money and fuck off. Oh no, not these cunts. They have to take five fucking minutes staring at the screen wondering what to do. When they eventually figure out how to withdraw cash, they then go in for the balance check and then the final fucking annoyance of waiting for the receipt. Add that to fucking around putting the card and cash back in the wallet and you’re in for a ten minute wait behind these cunts.

Nominated by Cunty mcfuckwit

As I am a cunt, I have every means of watching all TV from Sky, to Amazon Prime, to Netflix, and every modern programme which shows initial promise becomes “woke” soon thereafter.

I used to like a Sky series called ‘Madam Secretary’ which existed prior to Trump’s election. Not only because I think Teà Leoni is hotter than Devil’s Valley, but because it was a good series, with a good cast and decent storylines. Leoni plays the Secretary of State and – as a former CIA agent – took no shit from Third World shitholes.

Post-Trump and a new cast emerges including a butch dyke with a US Marine’s haircut as a chief advisor, etc. You know the score. And where pre-Trump was mainly fucking over China and Mo’s mob, post-Trump it’s all about clamping down on supremacists. The final straw came when they had Madeline Albright and the evil witch Clinton woman pontificating about “hate” to the current (fictional) Secretary of State.

I no longer watch.

‘Designated Survivor’ on Netflix. Great idea for a story: unlikely bloke becomes US President and tries his best. Series 1 was good. Enter series 3 and “wokeness” is the main dish of the day. His sister-in-law is actually his pre-op brother-in-law. And the main thread is an Ebola style virus, genetically modified to target the melanin rich; orchestrated – obviously – by supremacists.

I no longer watch.

Then we have ‘Manifest’, Sky’s new thriller vehicle. Once again a great story idea, and not directly preachy but… every fucking family is mixed race, even cunts who would have been married in the 60’s and 70’s, when mixed race marriages during those decades were rarer than rocking horse shit! Oh and the obligatory dyke couple is a BBM type and the palest skinned, red-head Oirish woman… but of course it is!

I watch it and simply imagine that the demographics actually reflect reality.

Finally – without even asking – I noticed that another Sky series,’FBI’, had destinated on my watch list. Starts off decent enough. Lot’s of Mo’s mob style bombings, etc. “Here we go!” I think, assuming some notion of reality. Ah, but I thought too soon. The bombings were targeting the projects areas of New York designed to kill people of colour, all done by – you guessed it – supremacists.

I won’t watch!

The thing that does my nut in, is the fact that if every fucking white person was a supremacist then surely white on ethnic murder would be through the fucking roof and no cunt in power would give a fuck, because they would obviously be supremacists too!?!

Don’t these “woke” cunts know that!?!

Allegedly the States is still 87% white and yet, over 50% of all murders committed there are perpetrated by non-whites, the majority of those murders also against non-whites. But hey, why let reality and official statistics get in the way of a good old virtue-signal, right!

The thing is, if we – the melanin deficient – are continually told that we are supremacists and have no claims on our homelands, or any sense of worth, etc., it won’t be long before a dormant element thinks “Fuck it!” and becomes that exact parody of their media portrayal…and the globalist elite will love them for it, because while the plebs fight amongst themselves in ever decreasing groups of victimhood, that guarantees that no one group remains (or becomes) large enough to overthrow the fuckers pulling the world’s puppet strings!

So it’s “Night of the Demon” for me tonight, starring Dana Andrews and Niall MacGinnis. Black and white, 1950’s, fucking bliss!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!