This fuckin’ organisation could be cunted for countless reasons, however, one thing I’d like to concentrate on is a report they’ve recently released. In it, it says that a plant-based diet can help fight climate change. Whilst they stop short of suggesting everyone becomes a veggie, like so many of these halfwits they rarely think of the consequences of their suggestions.

Whilst there is a degree of truth in what they say, if it were broadly adopted what would happen to all the sheep, cattle, pigs etc. on earth. They still need land, food etc. to exist. Are we going to have a mass cull of them all? The people who suggest this, would be the very same who would be horrified at the falling numbers and threat to the numerous species of livestock. Besides, Mr F would have to find new employment. May I suggest as a proof reader or translator where his grammatical skills could be used?

Would this really cut down on methane and harmful gases produced by cattle?

A great big cow’s fart to the UN, the cunts.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt

I’m nominating professional charity beggars. These cunts that get in your face when you’re just trying to go about your life.

I work in town and there they are, every fucking day, relentlessly harassing people to sign up for ‘Save The Children’, ‘Age UK’, ‘Pal my wombat’, Sad fucking starving kid etc etc. Annoying, thieving bastards. They get paid for this shit but cannot see the irony of that. They are inevitably young lesbos, homos or scruffy looking cunts with dreadlocks and body hygiene issues.

Just fuck off and let me walk, in peace, through the bloody streets. Bastards.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

A massive cunting for the religion of peace (you know who you are).

A policeman has been stabbed in Leyton. The place is the pinnacle of a shit-hole in the general shit-hole that is Londonistan. All day, young men are lazing about outside cafes, doing fuck all. No women in site, just sleazy, dodgy looking cunts like you see in North African countries. Anyway, I digress to set the scene. The place is fucking lawless and don’t go there if you are white and English as you won’t be made welcome.

So, a copper has the temerity to stop a van as it is uninsured. A goat fucker gets out and attacks copper with a machete. What an expression of peace. Who knows what the cunt was going to do with the van, but still we are fed the bullshit that they are the exception rather than the rule; that white, “right wing” (i.e. anyone pushing back on this crap) terrorism is just as bad as the peacefuls. Well it’s fucking not. They are trouble making fuckers who have been allowed to get away with their disrespect towards this country for too fucking long. To be honest, I was half-expecting the rest of the cunts in the area to be out rioting to stop their peaceful mate being arrested.

What the fuck is happening to this country? And well done Khan. As with most pies that the peacefuls get their fucking fingers into, they fuck it up beyond all recognition.

London will continue its downhill descent until it resembles downtown Islamabad.

Nominated by Lord Cuntingdon

I’d like to give this festering organisation the biggest cunting possible. Not content with fucking up the banking system a while back and forcing me to change my bank, their evil empire extends to retail, insurance and funeral services. They’ve always been proud of their involvement in the local community. As their slogan goes- “It’s what we do.” At one time this was probably very noble involving good causes such as animal, elderly people and health charities.

Today, their main involvement is supporting the LB Gin and tonic community with the emphasis on Gay Pride.

Apparently, 1% of their revenue goes on “good causes”. This makes my fuckin’ blood boil. I never shop at the Co-op, but how many self respecting heteros knowing this could shop at this fuckin’ store?

Their latest stunt is an advert for strawberries where the proceeds are going to transgender causes. It features a tranny eating strawberries. If you really want to be put off from this fruit for life, click on this link and go to the second photo:

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/07/now-disgruntled-conservatives-boycotting-grocery-advertisement-strawberries/

Pass the sick bucket. What next? 10% off with Co-op Funeral Services if you bury your transgender stiff with us? After all it’s what We Do.

Fuck orff you twattish cunts.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt

I’d like to nominate “Give up work and become an online millionaire!” YouTube shills for a cunting.

Remember when YouTube’s incessant ads were simply gambling promotions or “free” Zombie Apocalypse games (that picked the pockets of the hard of understanding via in-app purchases)? Not anymore.

Now every ad (well enforced 5 seconds of it) are lying shills telling everyone to pack in their job and become an internet millionaire, it’s simple!

– Ok, how?
– Whoa there buddy, there’s a few things you need to know before you embark on an easy life paved with gold!
– How?
– Look, sign up to my (clic-bait) site and I’ll send you some free videos explaining what to do.
– Hmmm, watched them, they told me fuck all (other than how great and easy being a t’interweb millionaire is), so… HOW!?!
– Sure just send $50 or $99 or $whatever to my PayPal account and I’ll send you the secret!

And will this secret reveal any more on the “How?” – will it fuck!

Now anyone of a certain age will remember the unwanted Reader’s Digest bullshit that darkened your letterbox every few months or so.
In there, there would be at least one “Get Rich Quick!” scheme pamphlet which offered a “free pack” on getting started, just send an A4 self addressed envelope with a £10 postal order (never cheque) to cover the postage to…

Several weeks later, if at all, your 10p, 2nd class stamped envelope returns with a single sheet of paper inside with the “you’ve been had” information cleverly disguised as some meaningless babble about stocks and shares. Or some such nonsense. These YouTube shills are the modern equivalent of these confidence tricksters.

Anyone gullible enough to fall for this e-bullshit deserves everything they get! If any roads are paved with gold then it’s fucking iron pyrites! However, should you ever be tempted, know this: the only cunts becoming millionaires online are the cunts selling this bullshit!

Hell is too good for them, and the digital sheep idiots who believe them.

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!