While most of us are living in the world of waiting ages at the doctors, dentists and paying for our prescriptions without hearing an English voice, while thousands can’t get their sprog into the expected local primary, while thousands have had their wages slashed or lost their jobs to EU migrants, the govt has been telling us that migration from the EU has a positive impact on the UK and the numbers coming are not that large…look the statistics tell us this. But wait a minute! The ONS has now decided that its figures on migration are just experimental and have no actual relationship to the facts. They have totally underestimated the real number of EU migrants legally coming to the UK and therefore, by simple deduction, the actual impact of this migration on the UK.

What a total bunch of cunts. Not even the BBC can run from this one.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49420730

I keep trying to tell those who voted Remain why they lost. It’s not Cambridge Analytica, it’s not racism, it’s just that people’s basic standard of living has been fucked over by the decision to expand the EU, the introduction of the Euro and the fucking bankers and they have had enough.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

I’d like to nominate Tom Watson for a cunting!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49657006

This skidmark in the kecks of British Politics undercrackers now wants Labour to pledge for another referendum before agreeing to hold a General Election in their party manifesto the democracy denying cunt!

Fatboy Slim clearly doesn’t fancy Labour’s chances too much in a GE so wants to have his Slimming World cake and eat it by trying to get the original democratic referendum result overturned any which way, aided by his cuntish mates Emily ‘Flabberguts’ Thornberry, Dame Queer Starmers, Hilary ‘Mincer’ Benn and Yvette ‘Sugartits’ Cooper. Because you don’t agree with the result, I say get to fuck, you Marxist cunts and see if the public back you up in a GE, which Labour have been banging on about for the past few years!

Steptoe also fancies getting more splinters in his arse by sitting on the fence neither advocating to leave or remain, in Labour’s new manifesto…. they are the gift that keep giving.

The sooner these cunts are purged out of British politics the better.

Nominated by Cuntus Maximus

A little unprecedented, as I don’t really know who the biggest cunt is in all this and therefore can’t nail down the precise cunt I’m looking for……so we’ll go with, Scottish Civil Judges are cunts.

The news is that three Scottish judges have deemed the prorogation of parliament to be unlawful. Since when has making tactical political decisions been against the law?

Let’s break it down a bit.

Number one: Scottish judges may be a tad biased, be it that a lot of Scotland’s elite wish to remain within the EU. So it’s not surprising that they have found fault with the timing.

Number two: Remainer MPs immediately demanding that because three (obviously not biased) judges have come to the conclusion that this is against the law somehow, we must now reconvene parliament immediately. More hypocrisy. It’s pretty obvious Boris tactically chose this route to help with his mandate of leaving the EU, not too dissimilar to the tactic remainer MPs used to reject a general election. If we’re going to say parliamentary actions are illegal because the timing isn’t right, then fucking nothing that goes on in that shit house would be legal…I’m not sure it is anyway.

Finally, why have these judges not decided that it’s entirely unlawful to create laws based on selfish notions? The fucking Remainers are literally making laws up as they go to reverse the will of 17.4 million people. I’m surprised they haven’t passed a law that means their position as an MP can no longer be contested.

Boris has used one slightly bent tactic to try gain some leverage, yet Remainers have literally used every trick in the book, but yet they’re the ones who are outraged? Fuck off. Maybe this cunting should have been for Remainer MPs. But the lines are starting to be blurred.

I still think those three judges are cunts, they’re supposed to uphold the law, not make a mockery of it.

Nominated by elboobio

There’s good news and bad news on the political front this week, cunters. The good news is that arch Remoaner John ‘Shortarse’ Bercow is to resign from the post of Speaker of the House of Commons. The bad news is that Harriet Harperson wants to be his successor.

The insufferable D-lister Harperson has been creeping around the corridors of power for decades, without, as far as I can see, ever achieving anything really significant or memorable. Indeed, the most memorable thing about her is that sour expression of perpetual disapproval which is pasted onto her lardy mug; that, and the condescending, sanctimonious cant she comes out with.

Arguably, Harperson’s most notable ‘achievements’ have come in her pursuit of gender equality and openness in government. Amongst other things, as Wimmins’ Minister in T. Bliar’s first government, she promoted winter fuel payments for the elderly. Oh, but the ‘gender equality’ warrior’s policy was found to breach EU discrimination laws, on the grounds that men had to wait five years longer than wimmin to receive the payment. Nice one.

Harperson has supported all wimmin shortlists for parliamentary elections, because ‘men can’t be left to run things on their own’. She also stated that the collapse of Lehman Brothers might not have happened if it had been ‘Lehman Sisters’. No bigotry or sexism on her part there either. She’s also expressed support for all-black shortlists. Yeah Harriet, we really need more MPs of the calibre of Fatchops Lammy, Flabbott the Hutt, Dawn Butler and Fiona Onasanya to represent us and ‘enrich’ the House. She’s in favour of open government apparently. Except when it comes to the matter of MPs’ expenses. In 2009, she proposed a rule change to exempt expenses from enquiries under the FoI Act, but the proposal was booted out. Later, it emerged that Harperson herself had, er, repaid ‘wrongly claimed’ expenses. Quelle surprise.

As a maker of law, Harperson has demonstrated a failure to lead by example, having clocked up a series of convictions for speeding, and for hitting another vehicle whilst using a mobile phone when driving. Do as I say, not as I do. I could go on. Support for Phony Tony’s war in Iraq. Disloyalty to Gordon Brown, reportedly referring to him as ‘useless’. Alleged association with the Paedophile Information Exchange (‘nothing to do with me Guv’). But I think you get my drift.

Bercunt has indeed set the bar low for his successor as Speaker, but I think that Harpy Harriet could still get under it very comfortably. Come on Harriet. Strike another blow for gender equality and show us that you could be just as lousy in the job as any man.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Brexit, what a cunt.

This whole subject deserves a new cunting. There are so many cunts and other tit swingers trying to stop what we voted for it’s enough to make a cunt puke.

Among the biggest of these are the MP twats who represent a Leave community but still think they know better and continue to protest loudly. Take that example from Wakefield, Mr Ed “no” Balls wife herself, Yvette Cooper.

The good people of Wakefield fed up with the ever increasing invasion of Dooskhas voted to leave on no uncertain terms,. Cooperman (for it is she) decides that she knows better and they would rather see the streets and communities they grew up turned into a battleground for Eastern European drug dealers and carjackers. The Reds then hate the Asians so both groups drive around all day in old VWs and Audis spreading misery to the good working folk before arriving on time at the welfare office to sign on the dotted line for benefits.

Let’s be honest, the reason most folk signed up for Brexit is because they were fed up with mass immigration hence the less wealthy areas voted to leave while the more affluent areas where the Ex Soviets cannot afford to live signed up to stay. Once we leave, if they are working then of course they can stay, if they are scrounging then they can fuck right off, we have enough native wankers here already thinking the few can support the many, why import more?

I hear that Poland etc are now a great places to live because they have exported all their criminals and scroungers to other parts of Europe.

I’m totally fed up with being called a cunt just because I hate seeing my country full of cunts who don’t make any effort to contribute to the pot they so greedily grab from. I include all the British scroungers and waters in that too.

I’m all for Boris, fucking great to hear someone saying we are leaving and that’s fucking that..get fucked. It’s about time we had some strong leadership.

Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank