A code hopping cunting for Sonny-Bill Williams.

This archetypal professional money grabber, excuse me, professional sportsman, goes wherever the grass is greenest and the media spotlight the brightest.

His first appearance on the scene was as rugby league player for the Canterbury Bulldogs. After deciding $400,000+ aussie dollars a year wasn’t sufficient for a player of his legendary abilities, off he fucked to French Union to milk them dry. A couple of years playing for a French club team apparently made him world class, so up he popped in the All Cunts team for the 2011 world cup. What a hero.

A year or so after, he wandered on back to the ARL with the Sydney Roosters.

Fast forward to the next Union world cup cycle and Monkey-Bill decides there is more money in the dog forsaken Haka and associated bullshit and off he goes again.

A bit part player a best, who’s only two “talents” are a shoulder charge tackle and a one handed off load….easy when you’re a knuckle dragging cunt to begin with.

In the interim this half witted wank-stain pretended to be a boxer, and his greatest achievement was getting chinned at the weigh in by Francois Botha, which buckled the fuckwits knees.

Wanker, money-grubber, half wit and MudSlime convert. I rest my case.

Nominated by KiwiCunt

Proctor and Gamble are cowardly cunts.

They have vowed to remove the female symbol from the packaging of their ‘Always’ brand sanitary towel, following complaints from a couple of women, who now call themselves men, but still require the monthly services of a snatch plaster. This is going to be one of those stand back and enjoy the fireworks moments, as quite a few women, and some of them of the feminist persuasion, are not happy with the change, and want the symbol to remain.

Unfortunately, feminism is no longer the force it once was, and it frequently comes into conflict with the xyzzzzzgbt+ community, usually coming off second best. Feminism is so 1980s, don’t you know. In fact, the only time you will hear from a feminist is if they are BAME, as there are a constant stream of those, especially on Radio 4.

After decades of the male element of many things being removed to make them more inclusive, it is now the turn of the fairer sex to experience this nonsense. And, it only takes a couple of drag queens, and one or two schizophrenic women who think they are men to make changes, not years of campaigning. Life isn’t fair, is it ladies?

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Time was when the world was the baldy man’s oyster – when he was an ultra Blairite issuing his blood-curdling announcements, and he minced on the world stage like a colossus. Since then, the hob-nobbing round the Blair’s back passage has come to an end, and poor Liam is so poor he can no longer afford razor blades, but a Blairite is nothing if not adaptable, and tired of poverty Liam now sees himself as the Mayor for the Midlands, and he is pulling out all the stops. Sadly since the power years the fuckwit seems to have gone blind as he wants to make the Midlands a sanctuary for asylum seeking “refugees”. What a cunt!:

https://labourlist.org/2019/10/lets-make-the-west-midlands-a-region-of-sanctuary-for-refugees/

Every cloud has a silver lining – perhaps Hammy Lammy will end up there with the arse hanging out of his trousers.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Kellogg’s deserve a monumental cunting!

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/alexa-moutevelis-coombs/2019/10/18/start-your-day-maximum-gay-kelloggs-launches-lgbt

Can you believe they have released an LGBT cereal? As if these cunts aren’t pandered too enough already by the BBC and the Facebook/Twitter generation. These fuckers are just mentally ill. Do you really think you are gender neutral? Binary? Identify as a man in a woman’s body?

What’s next? A person born a female but identifies as a man but is a homosexual and only sleeps with men who will fuck her arse and stay away from the pussy?

Old sheila is on the home stretch – maybe ten years till I pop my clogs and I cannot wait. I am so fucking sick of what society has become. A populous addicted to phones with ruthless, narcissistic tendencies who think the world revolves around them because they have four Twitter followers and a post on Instagram that got twelve likes.

Nominated by sheilas shitty knickers

A Whoops-duckie-show-me-the-way-to-go-home cunting please for this pair of Remaniacs, who it seems, now they sense success, intend to “come out” and take over the leadership of the main Remain groups (from Mr. Rudd the man with friends in high places, no less):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/10/20/peoples-vote-hit-internal-power-struggle-leaked-emails-reveal/

No doubt Dame Keir is taking his instructions from the poof and the piss artist. which emboldened the wimpy wanker to announce yesterday he would push for a “second referendum” (no mention of people’s vote or “confirmatory” vote this time – just shows how brave you can be when Mandy has your back). It looks as if the bastard DUP might even support Steptoe, and this all depends on whether Berc – ow ALLOWS a meaningful vote. What a heap of shit Westminster holds – more than the sewers that flow under the house,

I just hope that we go for an election rather than this democracy denying move. What with Steptoe and his amateur Marxists and trainee misandrists, and the resurgence of the pansy Blairites and their fancy ways, I really think they have done for themselves. I can only assume the inclusion of Mangledbum’s name will make Labour leavers even more defiant. Dame Keir needs a wake-up call that not everyone lives in Islington.

What of Alcoholic Ali and Mandy if their attempts fail?. Perhaps Campbell will drink himself to death, and Mandy will mince round Hampstead Heath to hawk his battered old ringpiece to the rent boys

Nominated by W. C. Boggs