The fickle media

 

A drive-by Cunting for The Media.

It’s amazing how many interviewers and pundits seem,since the Election. to have decided that they actually thought that Labour’s economic policies were wrong, their betrayal of the Brexit vote wrong,Corbyn a Marxist fool,Abbott a joke etc…..never a word about any of it pre-election.
They did seem however to have plenty of views of Johnson and his Brexit policy which they were only too keen to air.

Amazing how so many experts were able to see the truth about Labour but didn’t have a bad word to say about them until after the election.

Fuck them.

Nominated by

Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

 

Beggars with Mobile Phones (10)

 

It’s a bit of a piss-take when you see these scruffy tykes asking for change whilst fiddling with a phone. I saw one outside Sainsbury yesterday with TWO. He looked like he was feeding numbers from one to the other. Probably a dealer completing his burner.

Come on Beggars, make an effort! If you’re going to pretend to be “homeless” then play the fucking role properly.

Hoo-ee, what a bunch of cunts.

 

Nominated by Johnny-Cunt-Lately

Leslie Ash

Get out your hankies out and blow your nose. It’s a “boo hoo, feel sorry for me” cunting for has been, duck faced ‘actress’ Leslie Ash. Poor, dear Leslie has been on wank TV programme Good Morning Britain, telling Piers (I’m a Cunt) Morgan that she is ‘grieving’ for her lost TV career. …sniffle.

“The industry finished with me. I will never, ever have the career I had before I contracted the MSSA superbug in hospital in 2004” – so sad, so sad.

This bit part, shite fucking has-been, wants to tell everyone how much she’s lost and how terrible her life has been. Married to Millionaire ex-footballer Lee (twat) Chapman, she sued the hospital that treated her for a £5 Million payout. The full sad story’s here, if you could give a flying fuck :-

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tv/leslie-ash-tells-gmb-the-17393036

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

Christmas

It has to be said, Christmas is a complete cunt.

Thank fuck that load of bollocks is over with for another year. Same old shit every year, people spending loads of money on shit they don’t really need, dressing up like a cunt to sit round a dinner table with another load of cunts that you really don’t want to talk to. Every radio station playing annoying Christmas music.

Can’t believe that people actually still enjoy this cunt. And what the fuck, why do we have to kiss people that we usually try to avoid for the rest of the year? Fuck it, I’m going away next year.

Nominated by Cunty mcfuckwit

Rude Old People

Well, knocking on the door of “The Big 5-0” and being a cripple, I tend to look down on the young. I tend to think they have never had it so good. So today I had a little altercation with one of my elders over a parking space!

So, to cut to the short on this, said chap decided it was ok to park up in a disabled space (one out side my bunker at Beirut Terraces) and I challenged him on his lack of a blue badge (The space next to it was vacant).

He got a bit shitty with me and said his dad was disabled. I mentioned that Mrs B Mk III was and that he had lost his right to complain about people breaking the law when he does it himself.

Mind you if he lets his Dad rot here, he must be a massive cunt.

Nominated by lord benny