Roll up, roll up and roll under, top-secret-letter-from-the-Palace cunting please, for this years ‘Right-On’ Honours List.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50840256

I thought I had heard it all with “Dame” Butch Lesbian-Cressida Dick, but look what we have this year – Floella Benjamin, stalwart of pre-school childrens TV 40 years ago, elderly chef of 80s TV, Ainsley Harriot, and just to prove we move with the times, that mud slime woman who won the amateur baking contest a few years ago. Add in mincing queen Elton John, and you have the recipe for a real SJWs, virtue signallers wet dream.

What the fuck is the point of these discredited awards? At one time it would have been a genuine honour, now it just green stamps for poofters and effnics.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

The same familiar faces getting gongs for making themselves rich.

Although a new face has emerged this year, Nadiya Hussain, who is given an MBE for services to the culinary arts and making herself rich by writing not only duff cookery books, but now has gone on to write about Fatima, Farah, Bubblee and Mae – who are the only young Muslims in the quaint English village of Wyvernage about.

Only Muslims in the village I ask you. It must be a pure fiction book.

Nominated by iamnot

There has appeared in my home town yet another ‘monstrous carbuncle’ to add to the other monstrous carbuncles that ‘outrage the eye’ everywhere you look.

The New Barnsley Central Library. It is a box. In fact one part of it is called ‘The Box’. The walls of the stairs are finished concrete. Already the water feature outside is looking tawdry. Nothing ages as quickly as Modernism. But that is dignifying it with a name. It is simply a box. Or a rectangle. To go with the new college which is a rectangle also.

Yes, Prince Charles’s famous quote ‘like seeing a monstrous carbuncle on the face an old friend’. Well she died years ago. But I do remember her – The Cooperative Building with her ornate mouldings and intricate brickwork. The Alhambra Theatre with her carved classical figures, huge scrolls. The row of Edwardian business houses that led down to the town. Lost in the alleyways there. Playing in the rubble of the old art-deco ABC cinema. All gone. Buried and built upon. Now it’s throw ’em up in a month. To last a few years.

How I yearn for a renaissance of traditional stone buildings. I suppose it’s expensive, but still it is, or should be, to do with Civic Pride.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

A well-deserved cunting for the PC Brigade.

I read a story today saying that all pedestrian lights would have the green and red symbols for stop and go changed, because the LGBT community think it’s gender unfriendly. SERIOUSLY? Fuck me, how much more shite do we need forced down our throats from this minority of sanctimonious, self-righteous, narcissistic, work shy, anarchic, lefty cunts?

LGBT marches, Rainbow rallies…Can you imagine the out roar if there was a straight march? You’d never hear the end of the outrage from them. Better still, because of Political Correctness, we aren’t supposed to call our national flag the Union Jack. Because of the narrow minded few, it’s supposed to be the ‘Union flag’ now because it may cause offence racially. We can’t sing the nursery rhyme ‘Baa Baa Black sheep’ anymore either, nor can we have such a thing as a Black board, but it’s alright to have a White board? As for the vegans that want to save all the animals and save the planet, then answer me this: Why are they happy to see the Brazilian rainforest being ripped down at a rate of knots for their precious soya beans? Why do they want to eat Quorn burgers, sausages or mince? I thought the whole point was that it was immoral to eat meat and animal products, but it’s okay to eat things that only look like meat? Oh well, that’s alright then, you bunch of whinging cunts.

The voice of the minority agenda seems to be louder than the voice of the many, and I for one am sick of listening to it.

Nominated by EVILSCOTSMAN

Just what is it with some people that makes them act the cunt on board an aircraft?

IsAC afficionados may recall me recently laying into ‘Bren’s Hens’, members of a party of porkers whose raucous, charmless behaviour made heavy going of a flight to Alicante. Twats indeed, but as I pointed out, at least their behaviour didn’t lead to a serious incident such as a fight. Or some muppet trying to force an aircraft door in mid air. Well allow me to move from the plural to the singular, and introduce 26-year-old chav princess, Chloe Haines, who it seems did indeed attempt to open an aircraft door on a jet2 flight out of (you guessed it) Stansted in June. It’s also alleged that the High Wycombe honey assaulted a crew member who tried to restrain her.

Needless to say, the aircraft was forced return to Stansted, where the idiot was arrested. It’s reported that the incident was deemed serious enough to warrant the scrambling of two fighter aircraft to escort the Airbus back. The airline has banned Haines for life, and plans to send her an 85k bill for costs arising from the incident.

Haines is due to appear at Chelmsford Crown Court in December, having been charged with a count of assault, and a count of recklessly acting in a manner likely to endanger an aircraft or persons in an aircraft. The cretin is out on bail meantime. Christ, there are some right fucking idiots about,and I get the impression that a fair share, if not the majority, of those acting up on flights are female. More cases of that there ‘toxic femininity’ perhaps? Anyway, these arseholes make flying, never the most pleasant of activities, that bit more miserable, and possibly hazardous, for the rest of us.

What are they? Cunts, that’s what.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Elizabeth Banks is rapidly making herself a contender for cunt of the year.

For those who don’t know, Banks is the Director of the latest Charlie’s Angels film (yes, they actually made one). Nobody asked for this film, nobody wanted this movie. And, perhaps predictably, that lack of desire for this film has translated into abysmal box office takings ($8 million so far). In fact, Banks did predict that the she’d directed a steaming pile of dog shit, because before the film was released, was she busy getting her excuses in first. Anyone care to guess who she blamed for the film being a flop? Yes, that’s right, toxic white males.

Banks made a film that was aimed squarely at women, snowflake women. However, the film didn’t flop because it was badly written, badly acted and had that well known charisma vacuum, Kristen Stewart in the lead role. It didn’t flop because non-snowflake women didn’t give a toss about this film. It flopped because white men, a group that the film was specifically NOT aimed at, didn’t go to see it.

White men are responsible for the new Charlie’s Angels film being a massive flop. It’s got nothing to do with Elizabeth Banks herself, who was director and joint producer, it’s white men, because, y’know, white men bad. You see, even though Banks made a film that was aimed solely at snowflake women, Hollywood apparently now considers it to be compulsory that us toxic white males go to see EVERY film they make, so that we can be blamed when it inevitably bombs.

Like I said, nobody asked for this film and nobody wanted it, except money grabbing film execs. I haven’t seen it myself, but considering it’s apparently SJW as fuck, I’m going to hazard a guess that the plot involves an evil white man hatching some kind of nefarious plot to kill a powerful woman/steal a large amount of money/take over the US or the World, or some combination of that. Cue three young policewomen/federal agents/special forces/CIA, who just happen to be the bestest, toughest wahmen evar…being giving the job of bringing said evil white man to justice. This will probably involve car chases, shoot outs in which they never miss, because they’re like the bestest shots evar, explosions and fights in which they hilariously beat the shit out of men two to three times their size. Anyway, to cut a long story short, they eventually find evil white man, whom they promptly beat the shit out of, before arresting/killing him, after he’s had his genitals severed in a manner that the SJW mind considers hilarious. There, my fellow evil white men. Now you don’t need to go and see this shit show…err…film. So, it’s YOUR fault that, like an SJW’s cock, it’s a flop.

The fact that Banks was making excuses before the film had even been released, shows that she knew how bad it was. But rather than do the honourable and honest thing, and admit that she’d fucked up, she chose to do what Hollywood has been doing for the past few years, blame white men. Like I said, the film was not aimed at men. As far as I’m aware, men have not complained about the film. But somehow it’s our fault anyway.

Well, I’m not taking the fucking blame for this. Especially now that Paul Feig (Ghostbusters 2016) has decided to back Banks up. The reason this film flopped, the real reason, is the same reason that so many other films have flopped over the past few years. It’s badly written SJW bullshit.

Fuck you, Elizabeth Banks, you cunt. YOU’RE the reason that your film flopped. Get back to cinematic school.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

say “Movie” again I treble dare you mother fucker!

Yours day Admin.