Frans Timmermans

A thorough, turn of the year cunting please, for this oleaginous old EU cunt who has written a “love letter” to Britain:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50917624

Where was the love when we were negotiating to leave the corrupt bastards?

This insincere bollocks reminds me of the performance when you try to sign out of notifications from some bastard mail order company who have hold of your email details and send you crap every day. When you use the unsubscribe button you get greeted with “Are you SURE you want to leave” us. You say yes, and they come out with “We are sorry to see you go”.

What the fuckers like this arsehole means is they are sorry they won’t get the opportunity to rip you off again, so you motherfucker Timmermans, we are leaving you, we don’t need or want your love – all you are doing is raising the hopes of Dame Keir who is probably shitting his panties at the thought he might engineer some way to get us to re-register down the road, to the delight of all the Labour pansies and Dominic Grieve and the weak as piss “Tories” like him.

Of course the BBC report this stuff with relish, but my advice to Timmermans is to stick his letter and his love up his arsehole and set fire to it. Cunt.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

BBC Radio 4 Guest Editors on ‘Today’

These are the totally unbiased, across the political spectrum cunts they have lined up.

Grunter Thunderthighs: Yes, the spoon-faced halfwit will be advising us on how to live as we did in pre-industrial times.

Rapper, George the Poet: Fuck knows who, or what this is, but I can only assume Stormzy wasn’t available due to ‘musical’ commitments. And perhaps a bit of stabbing.

Artist (?) Grayson Perry: The cross-dressing, well known Boris supporter.

Supreme Court President, Baroness Hale: The one who is totally unbiased and delivered an unheard of eleven-nil verdict against the government to thwart Brexit.

Charles Moore was mentioned, but that must be an oversight by the BBC.

So there you have it. The BBC charter commitment to impartiality in a nutshell. Time the BBC poll tax was rescinded and that the fuckers are moved out of London.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Famous for being Famous

Andy Warhol once remarked that ‘everyone could be famous for fifteen minutes’. Unfortunately, there are any number of irritating cunts who have managed to extend their period in the spotlight for a lot longer than that.

I’m referring to those z-list ‘celebrities’ with all the talent of a fridge, that’s to say, those with no discernible talent other than that of relentless self-promotion in what’s termed ‘celebrity culture’, and  who then genera enough controversy to stay there. They’re the utterly insufferable pricks who are simply famous for being famous. They’re all over the meeja like a nasty and unwanted rash. They’re in the papers, magazines, and putrid ghost-written autobiographies. They’re on the telly – wannabes and never-will-bes in trashy vehicles such as ‘Love Island’, ‘The Apprentice’, and ‘I’m A Cunt, Get Me Out Of Here’.

Round up the usual suspects. We’re talking Katie Price, Peter Andre, Paris Hilton, Joey Essex. We’re talking Caroline Flack, Nicole Richie, Kevin Federline, Gemma ‘Five Bellies’ Collins, and of course the Kardashians… please feel free to add your own choices to the car-crash list of non-entities, up to and including the likes of Meghan ‘Little Miss Sparkle’ Markle.

It’s bad enough having opinionated luvvies like Cumbercunt and Thomphole gobbing off on anything from climate change to ‘refugees’ to Brexit, but at least they can stake a claim to fame. As it is, you’d like, no you’d LOVE to escape from the antics of ridiculous, no-mark cunts like Price, but it’s difficult, very difficult, because so many airheads buy into the vacuous ‘culture of celebrity’ and give them the oxygen of publicity.

To quote The Who’, ‘why don’t y’all f-f-fade away’. Or to put it more bluntly, why don’t y’all fuck.right.off. Useless, annoying twats.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Islam (4)


Islam started as a perversion of a Bedouin cult in what is now (loosely) Saudi Arabia. This cult believed in the presence of a devil who existed in the moon and referred to said entity as “Shaitan” – since interpreted as “Satan”

A carpet salesman named Muhammed was in the area at the time, and being destitute and sensing an opportunity decided to indoctrinate the local Bedouin with a narrative that the Jews of Medina were evil and stealing from the (now) Bedouin followers of the “religion” he had invented, as he was illiterate he asked his new followers to think of a name, they were not interested, instead shouting “submission for the Jews” – submission being “Islam” in Arabic. Muhammed then declared that Shaitan was in fact a God, and named this God Allah.

Muhammed lied and deceived the Jews saying he had been robbed and beaten and left with nothing by the Bedouin, the Jews took him in, gave him shelter, money, work and friendship. Muhammed told the Bedouin the Jews were immodest and immoral and ordered one of the few literate people in the area to write a book instructing followers what rules to follow – it was called the Qu’aran.

A handbook of savagery, theft, lying, deceit, wealth envy, jealousy, Speedofillya, r*pe, incest, slavery, land grab and murder. Muhammed and his followers then murdered the Jews of Medina, stole their land, made their Women sex slaves and stole the Jews homes, money and possessions.

The birth of Islam.

Christianity and Judaism were prevalent in the area and Muhammed instructed his followers to rob and murder said at will, not to do so was “Haram” (forbidden). Judaism and Christianity were unreconstructed harsh religions but over centuries reformed because their followers would no longer tolerate or accept the brutal aspects of their faith until a period of “enlightenment” prevailed and evolved into modern Judaism an Christianity.

Islam has never evolved and never will, it is the same evil barbaric cult it ever was, when Muhammed decided he would marry it was to a nine Year old girl called Aisha – foretaste of things to come.

Fundamental Islam has one purpose – invade, rob, undermine and destroy everything which is not Islamic and silence every dissenting voice by means of forced conversion or murder – it has no place in the modern World, no place in modern society and is in my opinion is a serious threat not only to democracy but to Humankind itself.

Peaceful? Tolerant? My arse, because we all know the truth – Islam is a CUNT!

But, of course, not all Muslims are like this. Many are quite harmless – or so we are repeatedly told. Just the fundamentalists.

My first ever c*nting – be gentle with me, poet Laureate I am not!

Nominated by Vernon Fox

Mary Creagh

Mary Creagh, ex-Labour MP for Wakefield. Well, where the fuck do I start with this grey faced, old Supercunt?

Fucking moaning on every news channel that the cunt lost her seat? What the fuck do you expect, luv? You tried to stop Brexit at every opportunity, putting your name on every cunting amendment that that old, tadpole-faced cunt Grieve cooked up with ultra cunt Hilary (girls name) Benn!

The lot of ’em can fuck right off to cunt city. Fuck you, Mary Creagh!

Nominated by Political cunt

A smile, a song and a P45 please, for this masculine-faced, hairy chested former MP, who, like the tart we cunted yesterday who was a sore loser in IDS’s constituency, cannot face the fact that after 14 years her self-important posturing and unlimited expenses, grabbing gravy train has hit the buffers:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/28/labour-defeated-mps-call-for-unflinching-election-review

She blames everyone – old Steptoe (who admittedly was no help), her constituents, Boris, Brexit – you name it, but not of course herself.

If only the self important old cunt would stop for a moment and consider. Just like ducky Dominic Grieve, she was a Remainer in a strongly Leave constituency, and her constituents didn’t like their wishes being ignored AND being castigated as waycist and ignorant to go with it, so they told her and Granny Grieve and many others to fuck off. That is why you lost, you Blairite whore.

Now fuck off and rejoice that you can spend more time with your dildo.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs