OK it’s a safe way to cross the road, but please have a look before mindlessly hitting the button. Your not playing candy crush..

Nothing worse than driving along and coming to a red light and realising there are more people at a piers morgan surprise party.

Sitting at a red light while the culprit is two hundred yards down the road is a huge piss boiler.

Try to have some awareness of your surroundings, lift your head from your phone screen for 10 seconds and look around..and you will have eternal gratitude from motorists..

Just a YouTube clip of more than likely ethnics running each other over.
So a win win..

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

This sub Standard pub chain took it upon its self to chop down a 400 year old oak on its site in Enfield.

Acting on advice from tree experts ” yeah right” that the tree was dying and a risk to the public these fuckers felled it.

Now after an investigation turns out said tree had another 50 years life in it.

Then the plot thickens, shit football team Tottenham want to build a women’s training academy on adjacent land with an access road. They did a survey and found the tree to be a fine specimen.

Toby carvery owners lease the land, so could of been looking to do a deal.
Now suddenly the tree is chopped down..

Hopefully the fuckers get sued and a preservation order is placed on the surrounding woodland..

But personally Toby can stick their roast dinners up their greedy arses.
Boycott the chain.

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

I’ve hated this cunt for decades.

He’s a mardarse, whining champagne socialist who can’t get it unless it’s a tarrytoot.

He regularly gets upset over Donald Trump,
Ends up in court for mistreating employees,
And sells fuckin bread to make a living.

He was touted as the greatest actor of his generation for playing a gurning gangster in every film.
But the only good acting I can think of is Max Cady in Cape Fear..

I can’t stand the cunt.
Over to you.

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Nominated by : Miserable Northern cunt

I recently came across this article about the behaviour of fruit flies.
The scientists say that mr fruit fly, who has a skin full of alcohol is more likely to score with mrs fruit fly. Whilst the fruit fly who sticks to drinking water is less attractive.
Might it be that the fruit fly who sticks to water, is a boring, ugly cunt who mrs fruit fly would rather avoid ?
Especially if she’s a good time fruit fly, just out for a fuck. A bit like Angie Rayner, but with wings and a brain.
And then the scientist says ” We don’t think flies drink alcohol because they are depressed ” What does a depressed fruit fly do ?
Even if the fruit fly is depressed what business is that of the scientist ?
If the fruit fly wants to go down to his local, get absolutely wrecked, and then become belligerent with other fruit flies who don’t understand him, or sit in his bedroom and start maudlin. I say good of him.
Keep the scientists guessing.
Even if he is feeling a bit down in the mouth, it’s fuck all to do with scientists with nothing better to do.
If it is true what scientists say, why aren’t more women like fruit flies ?
A bit like beer goggles but in reverse, the more I drink the more women want to rummage about in my Y fronts.
Scientists stick it to what you can prove.
PS what scientists know about fruit flies is irrelevant to me, I squash the cunts with a rolled up newspaper.

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Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz.

”Police raid barbers and vape shops suspected of being fronts for crime gangs”

Well fuck me who’da thought it. Don’t all 200 metre long high streets need 9 Turkish barbers and 7 Vape shops?
It must have taken a brilliant bit of intelligence gathering to investigate this. Or perhaps it was on Facebook.
Whatever. We can rest easy now the new breed of highly intelligent plod are on the case.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.