Flicking the switch

So we have another “Know it all” With “Big secrets” appear on the site, We have fucked him off before, but a polite “Go away” is not working.

Those of you who have been about the bush will recall the Norfolk chap and what we had to do, which was rather embarrassing for him to say the least.

So we have another but low tech and learning, yet incredibly ” needy” and “affable” so I am going to press the “Fuck off button” and you can all play a game of guess who it is, they will of course have to re invent them selves after this.

are you ready?

Night admin

Litter Louts (4)

Cunts who drop litter are selfish vermin who need a slap, failing that a hefty fine.

These cunts should be cleaning up litter day and fucking night as part of their community service, to keep our towns and countryside clear of waste. We’re probably the most rubbish-strewn nation in Northern Europe and not enough is being done about it.

See these piss-boiling images of these lovely animals and the man-made filth they have to live amongst:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/02/19/swans-forced-swim-wade-rubbish-filled-canal-hunt-food-12265629/?ito=newsnow-feed

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

Harry Redknapp (4)

Harry fucking Redknapp

Will my TV screen ever be free from this over paid, over exposed, up his own arse Cunt?

If he’s not on the news for some fucking reason, he is in every other advert: everything from sports betting, pizzas, Sky, McDonalds, computer games … you bloody name it. Goes on “I’m a cunt, get me out of here” – wins (fix!) then he’s on every news, media, chat show wobbling on about it.

Now the cunt is on ITV, getting paid God only knows how much, showing the wretched poor his luxury home and lifestyle in “Harry Redknapp’s Sandbanks Summer”…more like Harry Redknapp sucks shit. There is nothing this greedy fucker won’t do for a few knicker (or a few thousand). With a face like a smacked arse, this irritating wanker is fast replacing Phil ‘Cunt’ Schofield as the most annoying Cunt on TV.

With £Millions in his off shore trust funds, I’m beginning to suspect that Old ‘Arry has discovered that his open fire burns much better on £50 notes than the timber logs most people use. Hence, why he always seems desperate to pocket some more wonga.

Just fuck off, you greedy, old fucking CUNT!

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

Parked Cars in Flooded Areas

A right cunting for people who have left cars in areas that have flooded. I mean how fucking dumb can you be?

It’s not like you were not warned that it was coming, but no, people still thought it would be fine to leave their motors overnight in the car park next to a river.

Serves yourselves right, you stupid cunts. Good luck trying to get shitty river water out the upholstery. That’s going to be squelching and stinking of shit for months. May as well just write the fucker off, but I’m sure the insurance companies will just tell them to go swivel.

Nominated by Wee Jimmy Krankie’s Hairy Cunt

David Steel

Emergency cunting for Lord Steel.

For enabling repulsive heap of blubber Sir Cyril Smith MP to get away with abusing Dog knows how many vulnerable boys ‘in care’.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-51634431

No excuses – straight to jail please.

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

David Steel. What a lump of steaming horse shit this man is, for knowing well and good that the disgusting fat article that was Cyril Smith was abusing young boys back in the day (after a fucking ADMISSION from the cunt himself!!) but did nothing whatsoever with that knowledge as it was ‘nothing to do with him’ and happened ‘before his time’.

So that clears that up then. Not my problem, so I will ignore it and get on with my political career. What an irresponsible, careless cunt of epic proportions. Politicians have both a moral and social duty to be reporting stuff like this and seeing that someone is held responsible, particularly for something so heinously deviant as this. Minimally, he should have been making sure the sicko was nowhere near the political arena.

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE CUNT!!

Nominated by Nurse Cunty