Dame Hilary Mantel

Dame Hilary Mantel is a cunt.

In a new interview, the Booker Prize-winning author says the Duchess of Sussex was “too good to be true” and subjected to “abominable racism”.

“I think that Meghan was too good to be true. She was a smiling face in a dull institution, she cheered the nation up no end, or at least men and women of goodwill,” Mantel told ‘Harper’s Bazaar’.

“I do think abominable racism has been involved. People who say that’s got nothing to do with it – well, they need to check their privilege!’”

Well I think Dame Hilary Mental needs to check her medication and her Tena Pad. Silly, fucking ‘woke’, chipmunk-faced old cunt. Are there really people as gullible and idiotic out there?

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

Hilary Mantel is a cunt, isn’t she? Who’s this miserable, moon-faced bint? How is she a cunt and why, why, why does she resemble Jabba the Hut’s beanbag?

Well, she’s an author….Riiight.

The author of the ‘Wolf Hall’ books….Riiight

Oh, and she has said that racism is a factor in the criticism levelled at Meghan Markle.
Well, slap me on my codpiece. She must have a new novel out.

The novelist suggested that many people do not realise the extent of their own racial biases and how it has had an impact on their treatment of the Duchess. “Racism is a factor,” Mantel told the BBC, completely without smirking. “I think it’s more deeply embedded in people’s consciousness than any of us are willing to admit”. She continued to blither, “Meghan was too good to be true. She was a smiling face in a dull institution.”

Why are you so concerned about smiling, buttercup? You’ve got a grin like a coffin lid.

“Call me Harry” and the other parasite are to step down from their roles as senior royal panhandlers at the end of March to start a new leeching life mooching nearer to Hollywood. Oh, and yes….the author is about to publish the final part of her trilogy of works devoted to the life of Thomas Cromwell.

As Thomas Cromwell might have said to Mantel, “Thou hast a vulgar tongue and ye have twisted God’s sacred gift. Ye also have a face like Jabba the Hut’s scrotum. Now fuck off you horrible cunt”.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

61 thoughts on “Dame Hilary Mantel

  1. Hilary, Hilary, you talk sillery, simmer down and take a reality pillery!
    Good double nom, just off to do the gardening now, clanking me chains and singing soulful songs about whiteys oppression – hopefully the good lady will have sympathy and provide a cup of tea.
    Mucky sparkle was never the victim of racism IMO – it’s just that the British have little patience with chiselling self promoting slappers.

  2. Fucking coffin dodging cunt – what planet is she from, forget the fact that Megan is a silly spoilt bint and gold digger, who is doing everything she can to break up the monarchy.

    Now, ‘ere up. I ain’t no monarchist, nor do I really care for the family, particularly as ‘Arry is the son of Hewitt (look up some old pictures – fucking spitting image I tell you…) but I highly doubt this is racism and more to do with Megans behaviour.

    Besides the Royal family isn’t exactly pure British are they?

    Go back to dodging the coffin and fuck off…

  3. Reminds me of those myriad of lefty drips and arty fartys who run the media and publishing…Just completed a young persons novel.
    Involves time travel, a kid with slight learning difficulties… and one of the main heroes is a black guy…..These lit agents are run by women and profiling them on varied social media channels, ohh but if he was a binary aspiring transvedtite….the type of shit David ‘Sausage Jockey’ Williams ‘ writes about…( write loose term of reference)…ooh just we want…

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