The Cor-moaner virus (see what I did there?)
I’m off work because I mentioned that I had a sore throat, so my company told me to fuck off for a week. Therefore, I’m gonna get cunting again, and I’ve decided to cunt these twats that are moaning about being told to stay in because of the Chyna virus….Is it really that hard?
I’ve heard loads of cunts over the last few days moaning about the government stopping them from going out. No gym, no pub, no shopping for pointless tat. You’re not being asked to storm the beaches of Normandy, you’re not being asked to conscript in the army, you’re not being asked to give away all your money and move into a fucking yurt…No. You’re being asked to sit at home and do FUCK ALL.
Easy.
I understand how concerning it is to have wages lost (I don’t get sick pay), but the Government have brought in the measures needed to protect people. 80% of wages, rent and mortgage holidays, SSP (for what it’s worth) from Day 1, you can even leave the house for a daily stroll (not me though). Companies are even offering to negotiate with people on bill payment dates.
Yes, it’s bad, but again, you’re not being asked to storm the Normandy beaches, or bayonet charge a German trench. Get a fucking grip, you moaning, soft cunts.
Keep calm and carry on? Na….
Get pissed and do fuck all? Suits me.
England expects….
Nominated by Deploy the Sausage
Apologies Deploy, just wanted to chuck this one in:
I would like to cunt, cunts that in a plague of epic proportions, decide that rather than get a refund or lose out on their holiday money, they think its a good idea to say fuck it im going anyway, i dont just mean cruises, i mean the dumb fucks that go to third world shit holes like Phuket, Peru, India, Africa and many other third world shit holes, stay in flea hostals, and mud huts so they can feel superior for two weeks and then when it all goes tits up and they realise that said country doesn’t give a fuck about them and they are at the end of a very long que for medical help, and air fairs rightly go through the roof as plains are flying with 10 people only, instead of 200 so its only fair these dumb cunts split the bill.
At that point when these stupid fucks start banging on about Boris not doing enough to bring these cunts back to the UK, like he hasnt got enough going on at the moment. So to these stupid fucks i say you can now say you got to experience the real third world dump and its a shitter that somehow the tax payer is going to pay for your mind boggling ineptitude and if it was my choice you would be there for the next year or until if you live that long….stupid fuckers things are back to normal…
nominated by Fuglyucker
with further input on the subject by our honored member
Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler
Brits Stranded Abroad.
The Govt. is to spend 75 million on getting these Cunts home. As far as I can see most of them are “Gap-Yar” students too stupid and arrogant to listen to advice earlier, or apparently a large number of “Brits” stuck in Pakistan, a lot of whom,according to a telly report,suffer from “health-issues” that make them a priority.
First off…. Fuck the students. Let the Cunts hole up in one of the “schools” that they are always meant to be building in some Um’Bongo’s village. I’m sure that the charidees that arrange it all will have plenty in the coffers to help Wupert and Henrietta after all the valuable work that they have done…if not,well at least M’tembe’ll get a good feed when his tribe chuck the chinless wonders in the cooking pot.
More upsetting are the Pakistani “home-seekers”….many vulnerable and old…..What a fucking nerve!…I bet some of them are more likely Spongers who’ll have just been to Britain to attend an arranged marriage, sign up for benefits,drop litters of inbreds and criminals at vast cost to the NHS,perform a bit of FGM,refuse to learn a word of English before flying back to Pakistan (on the taxpayer’s Pound) to arrange more domestic slaves and underage brides for their grasping families back in Blighty.
Rather than spending millions on getting them back we should just take the chance to tell them to Fuck Off and save the Country millions in benefits,healthcare costs and prison accommodation.