The “Independent” Parliamentary Standards Authority(IPSA)

MPs are expected to get a pay rise of more than £3,300 next year after the Commons watchdog recommended that it should go ahead.

The QUANGO, the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority(IPSA) have proposed that MPs’ wages should carry on being linked to the average rise for public sector staff as it launched a consultation on salaries.

As a result, this would mean MPs, including those working at home, getting an extra £3,360 to their salaries of £81,932.

Fuckin’ hell, are these fuckin cunts brain dead?

After the debacle of Parliament over the last couple of years, it would be difficult to see any reason to give MP’s any rise. At a time of such hardship for many people, how could this rise be justified? MP’s in theory have no say in the matter but this government must not only turn this down but scrap the cunts that make up IPSA.

I’m finding now that very little shocks me and I‘m having to take double blood pressure tablets to retain my sanity. IPSA are fuckin’ cunts who don’t live in the real world.

Nominated by: Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Wendover

Wendover in the leafy home counties.

Why so? Well, they have prepared to receive Syrian refugees. Arabic speakers have been sourced. School places organised. Jobs found. How humanitarian and caring.
And the influx of said refugees? – 1 mother, 1 father, 2 small children. And even that has been delayed due to Covid restrictions. 4 refugees.

I may be a bit of a cynic but while the rest of the country, including rural Pembrokeshire is inundated with these fuckers does sleepy Wendover imagine it is doing it’s bit? Can they sleep easily in their virtuous beds? Will the WI have a cake raffle to support the newcomers? Soppy, Southern, do-gooding cunts. They should build a mosque to ease integration.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Muslim Paris Beheading

Emergency cunting for the Muslim Paris beheading cunt.

I’m sat here typing this having just heard the news that a history teacher has had their head cut off in Paris for showing some cartoons of the prophet Muhammad in a history lesson.

This should be the George Floyd moment For western civilisation we need to say enough is enough. Muslims and the rest of western civilisation If you don’t like a country that has given you all of this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-34877683

then fuck off back to your third world sand pit and enjoy what’s left.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

“So….”

This is a far flung cunting for all media training companies and their customers, and the BBC, who have created and transmitted the abomination of every motherfucker who gives an interview feeling they have to proceed their answer with the word “so”. They all do it from the company chairman, the politician, the expert and old Mavis who has just won this years Guiness Book of Records nomination for producing the largest bogey from the human nose.

You know the sort of thing you – you get it on You & Yours every day:

Presenter: I have with me Mr. Gaybody from the mobile phone company two and a half. Mr. Gaybody why are two and a half making this change?

Mr Gaybody: How are you Emily?

Presenter: I am very well thank you – what is the answer?

Mr Gaybody: So – thank you for inviting me on. So – the reason two and a half are doing this…..

There follows the usual catalogue of self justifcation and boasting, usually ending up with an offer of something “we will provide FOR free”

If it is free why not just say that why add “for”?

The “so” thing has become common only in the past couple of years (about the same time that every interviewee started making their voice go up at the end of a sentence to make it sound like a question rather than a statement, making even a sixty year old man sound like a thirteen year old Australian girl.)

It is a minor piss-boiling matter, but it really gets on my tits.

Perhaps they ought to close Wireless 4 down, and bring back the days of the Home and Light, and at lunchtime have Victor Sylvester playing for our dancing pleasure.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

(So there you go….. DA)

Nancy Pelosi on Drugs (5)

Just gave a press conference where she insulted the UK, saying America has a much more stringent drug development and testing regime than the UK and she would be concerned if Trump took our drugs whereas it would be okay for Boris to take them …………….How fucking rude that wizen old bitch is.

Nominated by: Sideline Sid

(More here – DA )

and seconded by W. C. Boggs

 

NANCY PELOSI:

A Stars & Stripes Forever cunting please for the whorecunt of American politics, the raddled Nancy Pelosi, who, in yet another desperate tirade has cast aspersions on the British vaccine (we hope) for Covid 19:

More here

Her transparent excuses are as fake as her multi face-lifited visage.

God help us all, if Grandpa Biden gets into office next month. While he is sitting shitting on his chair in the White House, old hags like this raddled old cunt will be the power behind the throne ensuring the UK gets extra punishment for defying Pops Obama over Brexit.

The old shit stirrers mask gets bigger every day. Perhaps she will finally suffocate herself in it, if we are lucky.