‘And in Wiltshire Giles and his wife Mary’, ‘And in Derby the Siddiquis’. ‘In Hull Jenny and best mate Lee’.

Fucking Craig Cash’s moronic gormless- sounding voiceover. As though he’s talking to some idiot child. Come to think he’s made gormlessness his forte. His character was in The Royal Family. I did hear that Caroline Aherne would get frustrated with him because he was in reality gormless. Mind you she had some anger issues if what ‘Hookey’ said about her is true.

Another thing about it is how CAREFUL they are when talking about some POLITICAL news item. I mean the families are supposed to be representative of the whole country,-race, class, sexuality. But they’re all Leftish. Universal scorn when there was a piece about Sir Nigel.

You have the two Gays. How cosy they are with their very expensive looking pedigree hounds. He got rid of his old Gay and has got a new younger one.

One thing though that female vicar has gone. Sat there in her pajamas- her huge slippers on, her leg over hubby who never said anything.

Yes, that’s it. It was sold to us that these are people in the most natural setting and they are free to say what they want. But they’re not really. They play up to the camera as in any other setting.

Finish up. They sometimes show them watching an old film. Yes they’re they all were huddled up on the couch, knees clasped, eyes wide open, mouth open …at….wait for it…. ‘Jaws’.

My jaw dropped as well at all the fucking acting going in.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Their current crop of adverts with the (ubiquitous) mixed-race couple, the dad who looks and sounds like he’s special needs, patting his pocket, (I’d like to pat the back of his head with a cricket bat), is sending my blood pressure dangerously high. Again.

Because of that, Asda can shove their shop right up their khyber.

Now, excuse me while I pop a bisoprolol or ten.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt 

and seconded by Spanky Mc Spank

I second this, mixed race advertising is really annoying…fuck me, Amazon has one with a dim looking architect gigging around like she has fleas and it also features mixed race fucking DWARF couple.

Let’s have a common cunting for those (formally royal) neo-common cunts, Mrs. and Mr. Markle-Hewitt.

As mentioned in another thread we haven’t seen much of the Dynamic Dimwits since the election. Or have we? As I have said before these two Majestic Morons are in at least one of my news feeds (here in the states) every, single, fucking, goddamned, day.

The latest saga in the “Tale of two Shitties” goes like this:

After a noticeable absence from the covers of many tabloid magazines, a story came to light in the American Press that Halfwit Hal and Halfbreed Meg are so unpopular, that every time their faces deface the cover of a magazine, that said magazine sales plummet.

Accordingly, the attention seeking formally royal attention whores and their publicity machine hit upon a plan. As Major Hewitt is a hero of the British Army, why not take advantage of that with the upcoming Remembrance Day celebrations.

And with that, a story was put out that as a career Military officer, the spare heir was deeply moved to visit a cemetery and in a “deeply personal and private” moment would “lay a wreath.”

They then cast around for a suitable location. First reported was the Los Angles War Memorial Coliseum…a sporting venue. Later it was said to be a military cemetery in Los Angeles. I don’t know which is correct but with publicity team and photographers in tow, the Hapless Halfwit and his Merry Wife went off to commemorate this deeply private and personal moment.

As you might imagine all did not go well. First we don’t celebrate Remembrance Day here in the states. We have Veteran’s Day celebrated on Nov. 11. Next…not surprisingly there aren’t many “English war dead” in an American cemetery. And third, questions were raised about why you need a PR team and photographers to document a “deeply personal and private moment” and then release pictures from that event to the press.

It couldn’t get any worse for Her Majesty’s Malcontent Grandson. But it did. It came to light that Major Hewitt had issued a public request for the Palace to “lay a wreath” in his name at a public ceremony in the UK.

That request was denied (as reported in the press) by palace courtiers who informed the displaced Duke that, as he was no longer Royal he was no entitled to Royal privileges like participating in Royal ceremonies. This Royal rebuke was referred to in the American press as a public humiliation.

As if this weren’t enough the Sussex PR team kicked into high gear. First the Markle Militia stormed the pages of Social Media and blasted the person most at fault for the whole affair…the Duchess of Cambridge. It seems in the eyes of the Markleite faithful, Kate has never supported her brother-in-law nor her sister. (Note the dropping of the in-law part.) She (Kate) being jealous of the glamorous American actress and acting out of spite convinced…someone in the palace…to publicly rebuff and disgrace the Afghan war hero.

In support of this the American magazine Newsweek put forth the notion that as Harry has spent 2 tours of duty in the Afghan wars “killing Taliban” he should be entitled to participate.

But if you can believe it, it only got worse from here. More Meghan sycophants began speaking anonymously to the press about how bad Me-ghantoinette was treated. She gave up everything for this family and what did she get in return? The horrors of institutional and systemic racism!

Furthermore, the D-list Duchess will never return to the UK as she hates everything about it! She hates the weather and the climate. She hates the culture and the customs. She hates the food. She hates the press. She hates absolutely everything.

Furthermore, she is now happily ensconced in her “forever home: nestled deep in the Golden Hills of her beloved home state of Commiefornia.

So there you have. The trials and tribulations of the most clueless cunts to ever disgrace 2 nations. Mrs. and Mr. Markle-Hewitt…the Duke and Duchess of Suckit. They may no longer be members of the Royal Family. But they are Royal Cunts of the Highest Order.

Nominated by: General Cuntster

.…and this from Quick Draw McGraw

First he whinged that his request to have a wreath laid at the Cenotaph on his behalf was rejected, then he and Princess Sparkle Tits were photographed “privately” laying a wreath at a military cemetery in Los Angeles. As is becoming increasingly common with these two creatures, they managed to make Remembrance Sunday all about them. What a pair of cunts. Why would the request be granted? Harry and Sparkles didn’t want to carry out Royal Duties, but they wanted the titles that go with being members of the Royal Family. Well, you can’t have it both ways.

According to them, it was a private moment of reflection. How convenient then, that there just happened to be a photographer present to record it. There was Sparkle Tits, standing with her fake expressing of solemnity, as Harry, with his brag rags shining on his chest, knelt and laid his wreath. Then they stood and their bowed their heads. I used to have respect for Harry. He served the UK, did two tours in Afghanistan, then he meant Sparkle Tits and became the world’s biggest cuck.

Harry has no right to complain about the Palace refusing to lay a wreath on his behalf. He turned his back on the military, his family and the UK, for an piece of ambitious, far left skirt who wanted a title. He knew that remembrance day was coming, it happens every year. He could have made arrangements to be in the UK and lay the wreath in person, but no. And once again, this achingly woke couple, who continually claim to want privacy, have managed to make a solemn occasion all about them. Fuck off, you pair of cunts.

(More here – DA https://www.politicmag.net/politics-news/meghan-markle-and-prince-harry-knew-their-pictures-would-push-queen-off-front-pages-royal-news-reports-20910-2020/)

Not content with prattling on about woke issues and white privilege, leaving our most creative midfielder in Grealish on the bench, playing with three right backs and two defensive midfielders and stifling a gifted crop of young attacking talent through his ultra-conservative style of ‘football’, he has now called up Jude Bellingham to the senior squad.

Whilst he’s going to be a fantastic player, Southgate seems to have forgotten the fact that he’s only 17, has played just 11 games total in the German top flight and clearly isn’t ready.

If he isn’t careful he’s gonna do to the lad what Eriksson did to Walcott.

Sack the cunt now and bring in Howe or Pochettino.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

Donald Bell. This is the complete bell end who led the XR desecration of the Cenotaph on Remembrance Day. Apparently, he actually is an ex-squaddie, which makes his actions even more shameful, especially when you consider that he was wounded by shrapnel in an IRA car bomb explosion, that killed two other, and I would say, better soldiers, in Stewartstown back in ’74. So you would think he’d have shown more respect to the fallen than he did. Especially since the cunt refers to Remembrance Day as a “little ritual”, though I suspect that was said deliberately to cause offence.

I can’t find anything that says how long he served, other than he did “four tours of duty” with the Royal Anglian regiment, but the standard service when I was in was 3 years and 3 months, so if that’s what they mean, then it’s 13 years. What fascinates me about this puddle of monkey semen, is that in all his years of service, he never made it past the rank of private. That’s the lowest rank in the British army. Any army for that matter. Compare that to my service, I enlisted in ’89 and three years later, I was a Lance Bombardier (the Royal Regiment of Artillery’s version of a Lance Corporal. Only much better). About another three years later, I was a full Bombardier. Then a Sergeant. You see where this is going? Donald Bell-End must have been a really SHITE soldier if he spent so long as a lowly Private. To be fair, not everyone gets to earn their tapes, some are happy just to plod on as a Gunner or a Sapper or a Private. Given that Bell-End is such a monumental twat though (he claims to have been writing letters on eco-lunacy for 50 years), I’m going to have go with him being a shite soldier.

And this isn’t Bell-End’s first act of dickery with XR. Back in February, he was one of the lizards who dug up the lawn at Trinity College, Cambridge, and was later nicked for gluing his hand to a plod mobile. Personally, I would have driven the little shit to the nick while he was still stuck to the vehicle. Apparently though, that would be inhumane.

To a lot of people, what he did wasn’t that serious. But it is for me, and I’m sure my fellow cunters, especially the veterans. I’ve lost five good mates over the years I was in the army. I actually saw two of them die. You would think that someone who had also seen two mates die, would show at least a little respect. All this piece of shit has done though, is turn people away from his cause, whilst actively dishonouring the memory of the fallen. What an utter cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw