Foot & Mouth

20th Anniversary of the F&M Crisis

My piss is boiling at this one, the BBC is planning on commemorating the Anniversary of the announcement of the Foot and mouth crisis on the 20th February, I remember arriving back in Blighty on the 6th March 2001 after being turfed out of my home in Rhodesia, being picked up from Heathrow by my cousin and making the journey back to Pembrokeshire, we reached Gloucestershire and I remember seeing the massive funeral pyres from the motorway as we drove through the night, now I’m not an emotional man but I actually cried (and I’m not ashamed to say it) at the sight I witnessed, I saw people’s pride and joy go up in flames, people say “they had compensation” or “farmers don’t care as long as they have the money” or even worse “they get slaughtered anyway”, people who say that are utter fucking CUNTS!!!!, B liar and his cohorts deliberately destroyed lives to keep their EU “friends” happy, this was B liar’s first taste of mass destruction and he fucking loved it, so much so he moved his destructive streak to include people later in his premiership, we never had F&M in Pembrokeshire and I’m entirely grateful for that, so as this grim anniversary approaches, I shall remember the first act of hate B liar instigated against Britain and why the fucker should be strung up from the biggest sheep Holocaust the world has ever seen, quite prophetic that today we’re “tackling” a virus with an extremely high recovery rate (like FMD) but destroying livelihoods on a grander scale this time, notice how B liar is never far away when tragedy strikes, or the BBC, fuck them all!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/heritage-and-retro/heritage/two-decades-were-still-counting-terrible-cost-foot-and-mouth-3071993

(We appreciate the nom, but we can’t be arsed to proof-read and break it into paragraphs – DA)

The World Health Organisation (WHO)

I’d like to nominate the WHO (not The Who please note!) as a bunch of (unts that are about as useful as chocolate fireguard.

The WHO, in their continual, sycophantic , @rse licking of the commie chinks are now saying that Kung Flu didn’t originate from a Wuhan laboratory.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/covid-19-extremely-unlikely-novel-coronavirus-came-from-wuhan-lab-incident-says-joint-mission-12213121

It’s a bit like saying hydroxychloroquine doesn’t ameliorate Covid-19 symptoms because “the Orange Man lies” (never mind a clinical study that showed promise). Strangely, Trump wanted to defund the WHO for being useless f*ckwits.

Should be renamed WNSO (World New Speak Organisation). What a bunch of (unts.

Nominated by: mikdys 

 

…and this from Angryman 

I just want to nominate the World Health Organization “Investigation” Into the Covid Outbreak. Everyone was stating that it came from China, and now the Chinese are saying its a cross species disease that didnt come from them. WHO seem happy with this. Bullshit. As if the Gulags were not bad enough, we now have this. Looks like things are going to get even uglier…

Katie Price (7)

Can I put forward a cunting for Katie Price’s Dad’s load. I cunt this load for being shot into Katie Price’s Mum’s twat. The result of this load firing has been a woman of such cuntishness, she reads a 10 on any cunt o’meter.

At the moment she is exploiting Harvey, who to be fair hasn’t got a clue what fucking day it is. But is cunt of a mothers uses him at every opportunity to rake in cash from stories.

Katie Price has, in my opinion gone above being a cunt, she is at a new level, of maybe Mega Cunt, Double Cunt, Extraordinary Cunt…………….call it what you like.

The cunt is never out of the fucking media, but the sad thing is, the best part of any story in The Sun is the comments sections. Some excellent renditions of her being a cunt without the use of the word.

I know the cunt has been cunted many times, hence my wanting to cunt the load that started it all. Why the fuck he could’t have had a tit wank that night

Nominated by: DryItchyCunt

Piers Morgan (13)

Piers Morgan is a cunt, even Jeremy Clarkson thinks he,s a cunt so what can you say, cunted by a cunt.

This argumentative gobshite cunt just gets on my tits for being a cunt, i cant even narrow it down theres so many reasons this piece of shit needs a cunting, from the time he wakes up until he goes to bed he,s an uba cunt and he never seems to stop.

Give it a rest Piers you don’t have to be a cunt everyday of your life, take a break, it cant be easy and don’t pretend you don’t try really hard to be like this, i don’t believe it come naturally, you wouldn’t still be around, I’m sure your parents would have seen to that.

If only i could time travel, i could go back, give is old man a johnny and a good hard kick in the fucking giblets…..fuck you Piers your a cunt, sounds like the lyrics to a Lilly mong song doesn’t it….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker