I would like a passport cunting for all those stupid retarded cunts desperately searching the Internet trying to book cheap holidays, because of the upcoming rule change, these stupid cunts think it’s safe to go anywhere in the world and I’m sure will be crying like babies when 6 days later the rules change again or they can’t get back and want us to pay for their return or even pay for their isolation hotel, cuz they can’t afford 2 grand after spending 200 quid the go to the Costa del sol or a floating Butlins cruise, these clowns deserve everything they end up with, Covid or costs, one or other is likely, that winey cunt with the video camera type from the last floating toilet will be booking I bet so he can get more airtime complaining to the news about the Government not rescuing him and his ugly Chewbacca wife…. Well when it happens cunts there will be zero fucks given by me, unless your of for an adventure holiday in down town Lagos, in which case you have my full support and I gladly tune in to watch….. Stupid cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

On a similar theme to the Tom Hanks nom, I would like to cunt The Matrix.

Why is this film so popular? Why the fuck is it held up as a masterpiece, and a paragon of filmmaking genius? I had to watch it once for RE homework when I was a teenager and was so bored out of my skull that I haven’t seen it since.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

A roly–poly, holy roller cunting please for portly “Pastor” Ms Weir for holding a “religious” service complete with tents, food and “sound stage” – in an Aldi car park:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-56139051

Are these titles, like “Pastor” self administered, because she hardly looks like a doctor of divinity ro me

Sge as been fined, but is of cours appealing (not to me she isn’t) and no doubt a woke magistrate will rescind the fine.

I wonder if she counts David Lammy as one of his long line of unfortunate friends?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

The billionaire Chancellor deciding who is going to foot the bill for all the taxpayers’ money he’s splurging on “Covid support”. One things for sure, if anyone is going to suffer financially in the long term, it ain’t going to be him.

This is also likely to be the thin end of a steeply ramped wedge with another budget due this Autumn when the bastard will likely start to really hammer it home. Looking like an extra from a woke Nick Park short Rishi wants to push us up the league table of tax v GDP* and get us further away from the USA at 24% and nearer the heady heights of Denmark at 46%. A paltry 33% just isn’t good enough for this ex Goldman Sachs man.

The good news is the magic money tree has now been extended to become a magic money forest. But the bad news is you are all going to have to pay for planting it.

In case you missed the details this is where the pain will start:

Personal income tax allowance frozen from next year.

40% income tax band frozen from next year.

Corporation tax up from 19% to 25% (so much for using Brexit to cut tax for domiciled companies to compete with the EU and attract more investment in).

And… your Council Tax is likely to ramp up 5% as well this year (only 4 times the rate of inflation – better than the 200% increase that is waiting for some of you at the National Property Tax end of the wedge though!).

https://www1.compareyourcountry.org/tax-revenues

Nominated by: mikdys

Africans are cunts, especially when they live here and jump on the slavery victimhood bandwagon.

Toyin Agbetu is a classic example. Like Lammy he is Nigerian. He moans about white supremacy (sorry we cant help it) and slavery when he comes from a place that enslaved Africans and then sold them to the Americas.

They were already slaves before they left Africa. Its about time the real story of slavery was told.

Anthony Gormley thinks the British museum should bring African artifacts out of the basement for display.. Great idea. Then we can be told how they got there. For example the much maligned Baden Powell took part in the the punitive Ashanti expedition. Why? To end slavery there.

The slavery wasn’t for labour but for human sacrifice. You wont learn that in “black history month”.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9240197/Sadiq-Khan-unveils-taskforce-review-capitals-landmarks-ensure-reflect-diversity.html