Another nomination for the whacky Paki, who barring some unforeseen scandal (Khan fisting Jess Phillips on Clapham Common with her 11 year old son watching) will be re-elected as London Mayor in a landslide in three weeks time.

The silly long beaked arsewipe, has continued to mither on about “excluding the City from Brexit), now the stupid brainless motherfucker wants to rename the London Overground railway lines, to “reflect diversity”:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/mayor/london-overground-renamed-sadiq-khan-diversity-b930046.html?itm_source=Internal&itm_channel=homepage_trending_article_component&itm_campaign=trending_section&itm_content=3

We have had diversity up to our arseholes and enough is enough.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

The froggies bought out our shares and, now Covid has put the blocks on travel and it’s in big financial trouble, they want the UK to bail it out.

That’s a bit like a private used car sale and the buyer coming back to insist you pay for a new engine after it blew up due to lack of servicing by the new owner.

Caveat emptor you cunts now fuck off and pay for it yourselves!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1424068/eurostar-news-boris-johnson-bailout-company-uk-france-spt?utm_source=express_newsletter&utm_campaign=politics_evening_newsletter2&utm_medium=email&pure360.trackingid=51f08af0-362a-47af-b086-90434ef7fe2f

Nominated by: mikdys 

Apparently now, according to woke lefty, champagne sipping, guardian reading types, dairy products are racist.
What next?
Chalk? The white cliffs of Dover? Emulsion paint? Gloss? Cum? The white house? Milky bar? The markings in the middle of the road? Phrases like whitewash, or whiter than white? White noise? The Isle of Wight? The whites of your eyes?
All narcissistic, self aggrandising, bottom feeding, glad handing cunts, the lot of them.

Nominated by: Andrew Davenport

Further commentary and link provided by Cuntstable Cuntbubble:

Try this. Brighton apparently. Cos some coloured folk are lactose intolerant. Innit.
Chiggun

(If chiggun is classified as white meat, wouldn’t that make it racist? – NA)

and this from Jessum Priest:

Cheese is racist screams the headline.
Here’s the article.

Lord above, as if we don’t have enough to bloody worry about, we’ve got idiots like this, but they aren’t responsible for the headline.

Rain it in, you shit stirring cunts.

A footballer I have never heard of has sacked his ‘ social media company’ over a tweet which he disapproves of. What this seems to mean is that footballers and presumably other intellectual giants such as reality and pop ‘stars’ get a company to tweet for them.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/premier-league/phil-foden-sacks-social-media-company-after-kylian-mbappe-tweet-backfires/ar-BB1fHQy9?ocid=msedgdhp

How monumentally thick are these cunts? And he cant be the only one as there seems to be an industry that tweets on behalf of cunts.

Discuss.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Emergency Cunting! Scottish Politicians.
Just watched Question Time and my piss is now super-heated enough to power 1000 kettles for a week. Scottish Politicians are a collection of half-witted bastards, arseholes, shite bags, sex pests and other assorted cunts.

SNP – Nicola Sturgeon
Their only policy is independence at any cost. Nuff said.

Labour – Anas (Anus) Sarwar
The voice of moderation and rebuilding a post Covid Scotland. Can’t shake off the electorate’s hatred for Blair and Brown. Then they elected a man called Anus as their leader in Scotland. FFS.

The Greens – Lorna Slater
A potty mouthed rug-muncher who thinks that a gravity battery
using a crane which requires energy… from a motorised crane using petrol… will solve the energy problem.
The Greens don’t think at scale. Look, I was told at School that there was 300 years worth of coal left in Britain. If you ignore the climate and CO2 emissions and reopened every coal mine and power station in Britain you wouldn’t get enough men to work in the mines and dig out the coal because their wage expectations are too high. They’d be cheaper than cleaning up nuclear power stations for 300-500 years and long term storage of nuclear waste for 10000 years though.

Liberal Democrats – Willie Rennie
Blofeld in Spectre lookalike. Thinks air heat pumps can replace gas powered boilers and cookers in houses. That will cost 10 times more you cunt, and I only have a 60 Amp main fuse which Scottish Power might not upgrade depending on the condition of the meter tails.

Conservative – Douglas Ross
The only Scottish Politician promising a tax cut for the rich. You don’t
want to win any votes, do you?

Nominated by: Anton Pillar