Parallel (Race) Universes


A Hull man died after being restrained at Victoria station Manchester. He repeatedly said ‘I cant breath’ during the restraint. He subsequently died.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/jack-barnes-death-inquest-manchester-b1808325.html

He was allegedly off his tits on spice (an illegal drug of some kind – NA) at the time.

A few observations:

Neither Hull nor Manchester were burnt down and looted.
No footballers took the knee. Not even the Tigers (Hull FC)
There was no world wide reaction.
Boris Johnson hasn’t said how guilty the perpetrators are.
There is no square in Hull or even Manchester named after this unfortunate man.
Doreen Lawrence isn’t investigating on behalf of Sir Kweer.
His mother is naturally heartbroken but hasn’t had even a £million or so in compensation.
Lammy’s expertise hasn’t been called upon.

I wonder why?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Fat Bastards [4]


We have all seen the ‘reality’ programmes featuring these ginormous tubs of lard sprawled out on their re-enforced beds, wanting the world to feel sorry for them.
Firemen having to demolish walls so that a team of medical staff with the aid of an industrial hoist can get them into a specially manufactured ambulance and off to hospital.
The ‘reality’ for each of these fat fuckers is that on one day in the past they woke up and were completely unable to get out of their beds.
They subsequently shat themselves.
Anyone with even the smallest amount of self respect would be absolutely mortified and would vow that they would lose weight so that they are never in such an embarrassing situation again.
But these disgusting cunts wallow in their own foulage until a helper turns up to scrape the shit out of their huge arse cheeks and clean them up the best that they can.
Said helper is probably then dispatched to the cake shop to fetch a few boxes of breakfast.
The complete lack of self respect is astonishing.
They didn’t get to that stage quickly, they could have dieted at any time but decided not to.
I have no sympathy with them and I have no sympathy with their helpers who continue to clean and feed them.
The good news is that these horribly obeses cunts die young.
The bad news is for the pall bearers at their funerals.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Ole Gunnar Solksjaer

Ole Gunnar Solksjaer is a cunt.

Loved him as a player and have always tried to give him the benefit of the doubt as Man United manager.

But enough is enough and a joke is a joke. While saying fuck all as the super league scandal unfolded, Ole eventually said he didn’t like the idea. But he has not uttered a single word to show his displeasure about the club’s parasitic owners. Asked how he could trust United co-chairman Joel Glazer again after his leading role in the ESL plans, Solskjaer insisted ‘Joel loves this club’.

Well, Solksjaer has proved beyond doubt that he is a Glazer stooge and an arselicking yes man. The real work has only just begun, and now is the perfect opportunity to voice our contempt regarding the Glazer scum and their bitch Woodward. And the manager and a genuine red hero says his mate ‘Joel’ loves United? Just fuck off, Ole. You have stabbed every true Stretford Ender in the back.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/12283931/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-interview-man-utd-boss-on-super-league-fiasco-and-his-man-management-secrets

Nominated by: Norman

NFTs? WTF!

What are NFTs?

Short version: they’re pointless bollocks. Non-fungible tokens are ‘digital art’ that people sell as unique and pretend that matters. Yes, it’s just a fucking .jpg, but a totally unique one that’s so unique it’s like owning the Mona Lisa.

But it’s a fucking .jpg. You own nothing physical. You could technically just screenshot the fucking thing and be in the same place.

People are actually buying these for a lot of money. People are idiots who clearly don’t remember the 2000s internet bubble.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-56371912

Nominated by: Lazybiscuits

Jennifer Pritzker

Tranny billionaire Jennifer (? see picture. Fuck me) Pritzker. Who is threatening to move HIS business out of Tennesse because of anti LBGTXNBBQRTDS legislation.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/america-s-first-trans-billionaire-may-leave-tennessee-over-state-s-anti-trans-bills/ar-BB1fUMbO?ocid=msedgntp

And what is this oppressive hate legislation?

Tennesse currently has a slate of at least 15 anti-LGBTQ bills. The Republican governor Bill Lee has already signed one into law that bans trans youth from competing in school sports. Another bill seeks to ban LGBTQ+ content from school textbooks, and yet another aims to restrict hormone therapy for trans minors.

Yep, tranny youth banned from competitive sport. I wonder why?
Banning prevert propoganda from school books.
Stopping children being drugged and disfigured at the behest of weirdos.

These laws look sensible and necessary to me. If I was from Tennesse I would tell this creature to stick HIS business up HIS hairy arse.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble